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# Hahahahh! I saw some reviews of that 'Disaster Movie' - it almost sounds worse than anything Uwe Bol has made
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# steady on now...
worse than Uwe Boll?

is that even cinematically possible?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Well I'm not willing to subject myself to Disaster Movie to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I've not even seen a Uwe Boll film yet.
don't know if I should be happy or sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I have sat through
about 40 minutes of House of the Dead. It's one of those films where you wonder why they bothered even starting to make it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# 40 minutes? Masochist!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I know, I know..
I was just curious to see how bad it would get, TGA is right, Uwe Bolls films are like watching a car crash
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I bet it's not a patch on Seven Years In Tibet
Brad Pitt doing an Austrian accent is well sexy.

For all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# worse than phantom menace?
i don't think i've ever disliked a film more than that
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# IndyIV < Phantom Menace
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# that's a BOLD claim
The Phantom Menace was very, very bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Well, in place of Jar Jar Binks, you hace CGI gophers, CGI monkeys and Shia LeBrat
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear
well at least i didn't shell out money to go see indy 4
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I saw ten minutes of Epic Movie
and wanted to scratch my eyes out with a fork.

People get PAID to write this kind of crap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)