Me glazzies!!!!


If only the people commiting crimes weren't the same people keeping these fucking awful things going...

From the Extending Famous Film Scenes challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)

Goddamnit I hate eye stuff.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

Even spluff?

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Hahaha

'noon cuntos
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

Alex has a puffy eye at the moment
I see it and it's like *criiinge*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Allo Face
How's life?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

Oh hey :)
How're you?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

Better than I was this morning
Boss is out for a week, but neglected to tell the clients that... cue shitty phonecalls from clients & me having to deal with them.

But then Ttssattsr drew me a kitty, so I'm happy now! :)
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

Eek, that sounds naff.
Can I see kitty?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)

Cuuuuuute
www.b3ta.com/board/8721052
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

Awwwh
That would cheer me up too.

Up to much now?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

I just had to put cream in my eye :(
nasty shizzle.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN MY EYES WENT RED FOR A MONTH.
It was gross and the hospital put dye in them and touched them a load. I then went to the pub with dilated pupils, and orange eyes/face.

TREU STROY.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

That sucks!
I hope they don't have to do that to me or i'll run away :(
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

Nah, it wasn't too bad. Inverting the eyelids was gross, as was the surface of the eye pressure test.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)

Sounds rather bad
can barely even touch my eyes D:
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

when i was fitted for contact lens, i wasn't very good at getting them out,
the optician wouldn't let me go and figure it out in peace at home, she clawed them out of my eyes with inch long fake nails.

these same contact lens later made the sharp focused vision bit of my eyes stop working for a day due to depriving oxygen to my eyes. don't think i've been so scared as when i couldn't read or even see my face in the mirror.

i don't wear contacts anymore
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)

I once thought i still ahd my contacts in and tried to remove them, when infact I had removed them earlier in the day... THAT wasn't too funny...

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

were you drunk at the time?
i used to wear gas permeable ones and would fall asleep with them in when drunk. this dried out my eyesand stuck tem shut the next day.

i love my glasses
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

well... only a little bit :D
and yes, I've slept with teh lenses still in too... I've never done it since.

What is scary is when one lense pops out for the first time whilst you're driving...
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

umpah lumpah dumpity doo

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

It didn't help that I'm a FUCKING MIDGET.
Turned out it was Episcleritis.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

Of some young guy?

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

Me too. I can happily watch 2 girls 1 cup, but eye stuff = no

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)

WAYTE, L@@K:
snipurl.com/3o6ij

Not horses. Promise.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)

Page Load Errrooooor
Humph
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

Hahahahh! I saw some reviews of that "Disaster Movie" - it almost sounds worse than anything Uwe Bol has made

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

steady on now...
worse than Uwe Boll?

is that even cinematically possible?
( The Great Architect, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Well I'm not willing to subject myself to Disaster Movie to find out.

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

I've not even seen a Uwe Boll film yet.
don't know if I should be happy or sad.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)

I have sat through
about 40 minutes of House of the Dead. It's one of those films where you wonder why they bothered even starting to make it..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

40 minutes? Masochist!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

I know, I know..
I was just curious to see how bad it would get, TGA is right, Uwe Bolls films are like watching a car crash
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

I bet it's not a patch on Seven Years In Tibet
Brad Pitt doing an Austrian accent is well sexy.

For all the wrong reasons.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

worse than phantom menace?
i don't think i've ever disliked a film more than that
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)

IndyIV < Phantom Menace

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)

that's a BOLD claim
The Phantom Menace was very, very bad!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

Well, in place of Jar Jar Binks, you hace CGI gophers, CGI monkeys and Shia LeBrat

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

oh dear
well at least i didn't shell out money to go see indy 4
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

I saw ten minutes of Epic Movie
and wanted to scratch my eyes out with a fork.

People get PAID to write this kind of crap
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

I told her "It's not the music that makes you violent. It's a reflection of my feelings
"She still didn't understand, so I, like, threw a chair at her ..."
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Haha!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

This makes me wince!
As will the film I bet!

:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

Brilliant!
woo
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

This is ace.
I love him I love him I love him.
Even in that rubbish film where he turns into a cat.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

Cat People is awful...
But Natasha Kinski tied naked to a bed makes it bearable
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)