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# DEATH POOL: How many days do you think I can keep displaying images like this on the door to my dorm room before I am kicked out of college
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# For ever.
It's impossible not to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ^ this!
and I've seen umpteen students do much worse and get away with it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# but is that just
cos you couldn't be arsed doing your job and throwing them out?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# looks like a depiction of typical student behavior to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# What, sucking the flesh out of someone through their skin at a range of several metres?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# 78594
Try printing off hardcore porn, racist imagery or scenes from 2girls1cup instead, much more likely to actually cause some offence.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# even just basic swear words
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# What are the basic ones?

I only know the fancy ones, like retrocunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# GAY PISS BAP FURY TIT CUNT ARSE COCKBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# CUNT, FUCK, WANKER and FIREPLACE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Haha I suggest he starts with that last one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# careful now, he make act tough but I don;t think he actually wants to upset anyone
or worse, bum out his parents for getting told off at school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I have some blackboard paint on some of the doors in my house

It is now my mission to write FIREPLACE on them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# according to the late Mr Carlin.

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# also
tits, fart, turd and twat
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# man, we're so revolutionary
beat the system!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I remember someone getting into trouble for putting on his door
CUNT
Council for Unified National Training

CLITERUS

Committee for Library and Information Technology for Education & Recreation in Universities and Schools
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# My roommate saw one of my drawings and reported me to psychological services already
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# psychological services?
what kind of fucked up college are you at?

edit: what would he report me to for this?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's kind of nice there is like a therapist avaliable on campus for people who need it
But being reported there and having to sit in the waiting room for an hour so they can then interview me and make sure I'm not a serial killer kinda sucked
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# is this the point at which you go to a lawyer and say
"I'm being slandered by my room mate for creating what is nothing more than basic artistic expression, I feel that my human rights are being violated with this innapropriate, stressful and demeaning characterisation of my entirely reasonable behavior"

always fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# SQUAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# squaa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *steals chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ME CHIPS!
all eaten now though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# smeared
in
GHEE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Oh joy!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Draw them on his head as he sleeps
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# haha what
draw something actually really sinister and see what the roommate does then
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# he's a dick
I drew worse than that at primary school with a full descriptive story attached (about a man being cut up and killed then coming back from the dead to seek revenge) The guy was in a worse state than the picture I posted here last night that people complained about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Go, man! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Great job microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Great Job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# oh my! a potato!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Great Job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Great job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Great Job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Great Job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great Job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Great job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great Job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Great job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Great job Kingsuperspecial
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Great job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Great Job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Great job XLVII!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# 1524
by then you possibly graduate, I don't know

Keep it up though... HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Great microwave job
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *Ping!*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# genius
if they try to take you away tell them a bunch of weirdos on the internet approve :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ooooh, thats a bit cool! add more severed limbs. That out to do it
or something involving animals and the use of a long vegetable.


something I did at Uni, about 4 years ago:



Click for bigger (345KB)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# and it's still there i hope
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# out in 3 days time i rekon
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I think you should draw some detailed technical diagrams of assault weapons
and a map of your college with large red Xs all over it.
And a picture of a flaming bear swinging a fire axe.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# probably til about mid june/july
when you stop paying for the room

edit: sorry, woo!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# forever.
but the drunken jox will be enraged by day 3.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)