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# can i do a request ?
it could get big coverage if you're egotistical

EDIT_ All i can offer is pron as an incentive..her's some more ammo though

(indiana, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# are we meant to request something or are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# me - here goes
LONG story short QPRs new commercial director - ali russell is a complete wanker who's wakced up prices for away fans to nearly £50, the beeb, mirror, telegraph etc etc have covered it today and all fans groups across all leagues are campaigning against QPR
(indiana, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# and the request is?
club together to buy a box of tissues for QPR fans?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# no, rip the shit out of this cunt & flavio briatore etc if you're up for it
(indiana, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# There's only one cunt here...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# careful now, c*nts are useful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# you can stor things in them
plus provide warmth when cold! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# do make sure that they aren't to wet, if you are going to use one for warmth when it is cold outside
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha, quite
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Nature's pocket!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# More of a novelty than anything useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# they have attachments which do the hoovering and dishes...
*I wish to clarify that this gag in no way represents my feelings towards the fairer sex
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hi! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hello there!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# well
if you poke out his eyes, use his nose, mouth and ears as cunts, you will have 7 cunts to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# QPR are that shit team who play in blue and white hoops?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sure you don't mean
*insert name of other shit team that play in blue and white hoops*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# You silly
Don't you know anything about football.
They are Blue and White Hoops United Spur Forest Rangers and West Lothian.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Pfft!
I love you missy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# when i look at that
I think of Michael Winner
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# a big bloated red face?
yuh, sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Bit norty, but here's a reworking of something.

(Meh. Can't think of an icon thingy.)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
(indiana, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Would You Like To Know More?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *ducks*
don't ask in a new thread if you can ask in a new thread.

And for gods sake don't start another new thread asking the actual question!


Ok, so other than can we draw on the face of your boyfriend, what's the massive coverage that this will receive?

*EDIT - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP POSTING UNSHOPPED PICTURES OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS ON THE BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hahah, psychological outrage meltdown!
*comforts with tea and jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# sexy nuns, please
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# So.....just Nuns, then.
'cos all nuns are sexy.



¬_¬
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# teww me, are you a sinnah or a saint?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMtx_AiCZ_A [mild nsfw]
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I'd link to some 'proper' sexy 'nuns' but I'd get in trouble with the overlords
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Do you know 'Put a donk on it'?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Big coverage?
Are you going to deflate Michelle Mcmanus and lay her over the Isle of Wight?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# (****(8-0)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# SHOCKED MARGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# CAN I T.J
IS b3ta loading slowly for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# loading?
No, tis fine.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# N... O... T...
F... O... R...
M... E...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Consonant, please Carol.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# G... G... G... G... V... Q... Z... Y... oh dear, and G again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Sort of
but i've got about fifteen tabs open
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# may well be using those tickets soon fella to London Zoo
/just over a couple of weeks hopefully :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Cool
let me know when you're coming, I can give you a guided tour of ZSL's archives, with original Darwin letters, the first edition of the Origin, John Gould artwork etc

Would be ace to see you again mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# wow! that would be awesome :)
the missus and myself are coming down to the big smoke on 8th october (day after my 32nd!) and staying until the saturday 11th - only a short visit, but we're hoping to do lots of touristy things, and LZ is high up on that list :)
probably be the thursday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Sounds perfect
Only 32! I turned 37 in August..

But seriously, be lovely to see you again :D

This fellow had an official visit of sorts today: www.b3ta.com/board/8757412
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# not slowly for me
though some imgs need chivvying to get them to load
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# stop downloading porn torrents
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# A little
All day anything a tad over 50k I could watch loading slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# wow. Your whole profile is
3 messages all aimed at this QPR guy.

You are in love with him?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# it just like being back at school
you all ways pick on the one you love
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# it's true
everyone musta loved me
(horrid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# these never end well
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# oh i dunno
a year ago you guy sdid some amazing pictures of john gregory and a gay pink jumper
(indiana, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What about the other guy we skinned in a cellar?
He didn't spam again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# but he did end up looking like spam
.
(horrid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Not after we pissed on him and burned him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# but he was richer for the experience
.
(horrid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yeh! bring on the piss
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# any way
I had an accident at the beginning of the week, tore some skin of my little finger. You can see the sub cutaneous fat and some of the muscle, its nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I chopped the top off my thumb tip a couple of weeks ago
And it's almost grown back already.

And BodyWorlds was the dog bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# BodyWorlds?
i'm a fast healer, couple of days and it will be nearly back to normal
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# dude,
what the fuck? now there's no request at all on there, and a seemingly unshopped photo of your mother. have words
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hey, i get to use my compo entry...


.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# B3ta is not your personal photoshop army
as far as I am aware
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# thats the point of b3ta
innit
(indiana, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)