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# LOL IM WELL HUNGRY HUMAN
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# arf
he clearly brushes his teeth regularly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I've just used one of those tothbrushes with the bit for cleaning your tongue on
As a smoker and coffee drinker, I can safely say - eww
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it makes you gag
and spit brown stuff into the sink, which makes you gag even more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# oh god they finally came up with that one
there was a Mitchell and Webb sketch a while back about a marketing meeting at a toothbrush company, where they reckon the only way they can make more money is to convince people to brush their tongues.. Scientific-looking adverts with scottish women advising against the dangers of tongue infections

EDIT: Sorry I'm sure it's very worthwhile :)

EDITEDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJSlRyQfho4
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I asked some science guy on a radio show once why I always felt like throwing up after I brush my teeth.
Apparently as a smoker there is a tarry residue at the back of my throat that reacts with the toothpaste.

I guess I just have to make that small sacrifice in the mornings so that people don't flinch when I talk to them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *throws hobnob*

O haai c_kick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# oh haaai
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *dives in*
*echos* there's plenty of room in here!
i think i've solved the prison over crowding problem
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# great pearly white!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# OH..............HAI..............BLIJ HAAI!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# <:E
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# BZORTCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)