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# newsletter subj lol compop time
prove you're the best
by writing words that jest
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!! FUC
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# IS MY DESPERATION SHOWING?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: entertaining those not allowed to leave the country
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Money's worth nothing and your lols for free
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Erm..so..yeah.....this.....erm....is the.....erm....newsletter.....



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hope..you...er.......like.......dig it....yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Here is the News
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Happy Now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# God I wish it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I tried to post a funny image but Rob posted newsletter subj lol compop time
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# TONY HART CAN'T MASTURBATE NO MORE *CRIES*
...oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Surely
www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# The man is a GOD
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post260837
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *uses the I like this button*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Wiping the stains from societys backseat
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ....and saving them for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News Site at 10:06am
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *hearty round of applause*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Another repost....He's out of ideas, people!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# lol
exactly what I did too, I bow to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Feeding you b3ta goodness, like a 7 year old feeding crocs with rare reptiles
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Zeus dared not stand up
The sky might fall on his head

Edit: Bollocks, that was in Olympia
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# WHEN IS WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY, I ASKED MY MOTHER WHAT WOULD I BE?
WILL I BE HANDSOME, WILL I BE RICH?
HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME.

YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, I RUE THE DAY I SHAT YOU OUT OF MY LADYCUNT, YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A HIDEOUS MISTAKE, A 23 YEAR LSD HANGOVER IN HUMAN FORM, I WISH I COULD JUST FUCKING FINISH YOU NOW.

WHICH WAS NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# YOU WOULD CRY TOO IF IT 'APPENED TO YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's my party & I'll shag who I want to?????
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# EVERYBODY'S DOING THAT BRAND NEW DANCE NOW.
COME ON BABY, DO THE FUCKING RAPE-DANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# We used to work with a guy who was WELL up the gaffer's arse & we used to sing to him....
"Everybody's doin' a brand new dance no-o-w...

....Come on Jonesy...SUCK THE GAFFER'S BOL-LOCKS"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# SPONSERED BY THE PLAYDOH PROSTHETIC LIMB WORKSHOP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Comes sooner and sooner the older it gets
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Ken Dodds Dads Dog Update
Still dead
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Remember to take notes, as this will be in the test.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oh No!..It's a sandwich bomb! Is it ticking? No, I think it's beef!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Boy fed zoo reptiles to crocodile: The voices of B3ta told me to do it!
(tehmattmonster Board Sig, Board Sig? I'll give you a Board Sig!, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Cheer up Tony Hart - We still love you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Lead Detective in the Rubber Gun Squad
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Its as smashing as a kid in a reptile house!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Move your money to B3taBank PLC, we won't piss on you from a height honest :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# no, we'll chain you to a radiator and have Richard Branson do it for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I posted just before the subj lol post and all I got was this lousy teeshirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *covets t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It's got lice!
*rolls around in lousy glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Invest today with Pinocchio Bank PLC, no strings attached.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# oh dear...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# tit flick triptych tricks chick from Flitwick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# The bottom was falling out of my world until I discovered 7hz...now the reverse is true!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# JUMP YOU BANKER FUCK!
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# NOW are there any Blairs left?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# There's no fat cats at b3tabank plc.... just fat kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# With tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# SHUFFLING YOUR CABINET TO THE GALLERY THEME TUNE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Haha
Peter's back! What a stunning return, given they utterly hate each other
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# noone gives a fuck about Neil Buchanans death.
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# WTF?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# when Tony goes I'll cry. for Neil I'd help
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Least of all Neil, given that he's not dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ...yet....
*sharpens killing pencil*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# you ave a pencil just for killing?
me too.
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# B3ta; supporting the "Send a Mong to Space" project by 2012
...hmm, this should be done for real.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# blue peter compo it
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# We're doing OUR bit to end of the world crisis... PULL YOU FUCKING FINGER OUT WALL STREET AND SHOP SOME KITTENS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# KILL KILL KILL FOR INNER PEACE AND MENTAL HEALTH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Santa Squirrel stores his nuts in a sack.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Gonna to get caught?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB 4CHAN
BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB 4CHAN
OH BOMB 4CHA-A-A-AAN........

AD INFINITUM
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What's the difference between a vice president and a bimbo?
Glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# it's a html page with lots of words on it
but that's not important right now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# shit
shit and more shit
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# New Kuu Larrrrrrrrrr
Noooqucoooolarrrrrr nurookookliarrer nhuuoorkliar nurclee-har.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# HANGING AROUND AT THE MULTISTORY CARPARK
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)