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Happy friday all!

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahahahha! christ, I hate trackballs...
'nings JS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
# ningles Stevie!
My mate has one instead of a mouse... freak
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# o_O
that's not normal behaviour....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# nice tagline
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
But it's a Joe S creation which means it qualifies for auto-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# bless ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Joe *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# ningles ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Ningles Joe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Are they shit then?
I'm so crap- sorry Joe!

I used to have a rollerball mouse thing, that was shit. Actually, it wasn't, a normal mouse would have just been easier.

Ning all. They're making me go out tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I just thought it was useless
to recreate the fuctions of two sticks, the D-pad, four buttons and four bumpers onto one trackball

But knowing my luck MS are probably designing this as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Ah, right, I was just checking.
What with me knowing naff all about xboxes. Sorry Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I'm considering going out tonight
But I'm fookin knackered.

What are they making you go to?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Comedy club and dinner with work.
The thing is, I said yes before they announced the mother of all meh lineups. Also I'll now be being dropped off in the middle of my rough little town on a Friday night at midnight. Not that I'm not perfectly capable of looking after myself, but still. Don't. Want. To. Go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Don't go then...
Exert your right as a grown up to do what you want to do

OR

what Joliet said
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Nah, I'm roped into doing THINGS.
I've got a list of people and numbers and all of that. I wish I wasn't so bloody approachable sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *approaches*
I see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Aw, you may be pleasantly surprised by the lineup
and if not, alcohol is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I don't drink unless it's champers
but I might just have to say 'fuck it' and splurge 30 quid on getting a bottle or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# trackballs are REALLY unpleasant. I'd rather use that little nubbin that is in the middle of laptop keyboards
'nings cap!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Only because it's reminiscent of a nipple...
ningles Schteefe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I want more pressure points goddamnit!

Also, related, some of you may have seen this, but it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha, that is good.
I'm still half asleep- when I clicked the link I went 'but....but isn't that your name?' and got all confused for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Tumblr ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
pfft... fanboys
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# oooh, conspiratorial!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# i'll buy 2
if it will make me better at Far cry 2
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)