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[challenge entry] ask your dealer about product half-life

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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You sir
Are a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I beg to differ
innit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# One would adhere to ones orginal statement, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I am a loon
innit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hehehe, I'll take twelvety!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I am now worrying about your skills as an architect:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha ver'nice, you are (as usual) acing this compo with hatstandery.
i'm gonna slip this in here, all quiet like....."said the actress to the bishop"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
rape cakes! RAPE TIEM IS UPON THEE, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# See i wasn't sure how useless this product was...
....for someone like john lesley it'd no doubt save valuable baking/raping time.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# it would save valuable time
time that could be spent pre-wanking
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I was thinking also of "verkrachten coekjes" for the dutch market,
but can't find a decent figurehead for the campaign...maybe Jeroen Van Der Sloot...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# you mean Joran
or you could use just about any male celebrity aged 40+
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# haha
I hate Jewson - they treat you like dirt if you don't know what you are looking for

Trade Depot is where it's at!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Until biodegradable windows are invented, it'll never catch on!

Also: b3ta.com/board/9100134
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# !!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuEOs-XDPAo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# :D
that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahah, the loonacy of this pleases me greatly :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)