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[challenge entry] An obvious one for evolution!! edit spelling

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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Has anyone here used a TENS machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# nope
I alwqays make sure they are thoroughly relaxed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Isn't that a calculator?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# yes, but it only counts in tens
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Is it an abacus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ah a decimal calculator - what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's binary pairs!
or Binary Pears which are far sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Why?
do you have one?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I want to know if they are any good
no
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# What do you want to use it for?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# to count to ten
when he has hiccups or when he has to calm down of course!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# people using their own usename on a b3ta search to see what other people have said about them when they're not there?
Stranger things have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hehe I'm always doing that - but I'm not paranoid I KNOW THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!!!
Especially that one with the shifty eyes *points*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Best ones are if you check on the talkboard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Why has someone said something about me?
/worried
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# some was claiming to be me on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Aww that's not nice
you would have thought they would have chosen a more popular b3tan ;) lol only joking - so who was it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah!
Someone said not only were you not a maiden but you didn't like cheese or custard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# A filthy lie!!
cheese and custard are my friends - as for being a maiden well I don't get kidnapped by dragons and rescued by knights in shining armour if that's what they mean.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# You're thinking of a damsel! or some plum anyway.
*passes cheese crumble with custard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yum *accept cheese crumble with custard
and feeds it to the dog whilst Riverghost looks the other way*

Ah, that's right damsel in distress. Originally my username was the LotR inspired shieldmaiden there was some storm in the teacup about my username so I dropped the shield bit then I got all the Iron Maiden references after that - I thought about changing it but it had become attached to me by virtue of the fact that that's what b3tans called me. However I hate the username even though my website is called maidenart - but I come to accept it as part of me although I wish I had chosen a username more fluffeh and one not associated with Heavy Metal teenage boys. Now all the furor is about the badger icon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# That's Ok
From now on I shall cally you binty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ha! don't you bloody dare!
You may call me Cyberkitty, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# OK I won't. I'm guessing you know what bint means then.
Hebrew for beautiful woman but you know what you look like better than I so I'll bow to your judgement on that one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 'bint' in Yorkshire means a women who's a bit stupid
"Look at that silly bint!"

But I like the Hebrew version :)

I noticed you posted a herbrew expression the other day would I be right in saying your not gentile? And if so how does all this Jew Bashing on the board make you feel - do you take it with a pinch of salt, does it anger you but you don't want to get all unfluffeh on ppl's asses?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I know what bint means in English
I'm led to believe it came from the Hebrew though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# some thing about me and giant haystack
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# A Crabtree Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9071117
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I've advised people to use them but never used one myself
I'm told they can be very helpful for pain not relieved by first-line treatments.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Assuming you mean fingers, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# yes
in the context of the wife being in labour. didn't do much good. and in fact gave her a minor sting, like a cattle-prod.

*and then the police broke through the door and explained she wasn't my wife anymore, and hadn't been for 15 years*

Ps but the one at the hospital was better.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# You spelt declare wrong.
I'd like an uzi-thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# OH!
Shit ! I am such a bad spuller.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Looks like a micro-uzi to me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# sry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# using the central letter and at least 3 other letters how many words can you find
12=ok,15=good,18=very good,21=excellent my 9 year old bruv got 17!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Cat
Car ... thats it
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# nope,sorry,using the C and a least 3 others :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Cart
Thats it
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# what if I say 65?
does the fact that 'cheater' is one of them become significant?

edit: oh yeah, with the c. - 38
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# 38 my arse!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# There are 38
probably more if you use obscure words.
I did not say I did not cheat. I won't spoil it by posting them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# 1
heartache
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Well spotted...
...I gave up with only "ce" which on reflection isn't even a word.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)