uh-oh
Please allow me to pimp this from last night please thank you.
www.b3ta.com/board/9308092
ning /board.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9308092
ning /board.
I love that old lady.
"Jus hang loose, blud. She gon catch ya up on da rebound on da med-side."
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26,
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
This entire page is making me lolzors
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30,
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You ever seen a grown man naked?
Edit: yes, it's superb stuff. I drew upon a lot of that for the image, obviously.
Truly classic movie. I think I may have to watch it again soon.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31,
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Truly classic movie. I think I may have to watch it again soon.
Ha ha. The stuff I miss here when I'm sleeping / working / wanking is fucking criminal.
Will the madness never stop?
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26,
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Never.
I have a similar problem, but I tend to deal with it by staring into middle-distance while wanking.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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Ah, the thousand yard wank.
I think there was an Indie band called that once.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31,
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does the chorus of their greatest hit go something like
I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank while and I stare into middle-distance I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank etc?
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34,
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I believe that's featured in the coda to the 'Pee Wee Herman Onanism Dub Remix'.
Also: INDIE SCHMINDIE
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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:D
I had a feeling it might have been particularly to your tastes*
* - I had a feeling I should do it quick before you do it better.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:29,
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* - I had a feeling I should do it quick before you do it better.
hahaha
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
hahaha
I had considered trying to work that into the card somehow, but I thought it might be too tenuous.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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hahaha!
I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Chorus: IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37,
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I did indeed enjoy tha!
And if we're all being pearoasting slags...
www.b3ta.com/board/9306990
The post that has finally displaced the worst picture I have ever made from being my most popular!
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9306990
The post that has finally displaced the worst picture I have ever made from being my most popular!
This has been my most popular post for years!
www.b3ta.com/board/7825529
Can you see why I'm glad to see the back of it?
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44,
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Can you see why I'm glad to see the back of it?