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(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's a click for you sir!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# clicks
well done
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! *clicked, and clicked again*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# haha *clickage*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahah
Genius


Pure Genius


this wins all!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# well it's not getting the rest of my
yoghurt - it's mine!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *steals yoghurt while the Prof isn't looking*
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *impotent with rage*
HARUMPH!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is now a good time to make a joke about the culture?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# That was yesterday.
/doesn't know when to stop blog
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I've managed to get The State of the Art
I'm looking for the others...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Most certainly..
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# haha
excellent have a click
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 back home..."

"you sick fuck... those are living creatures...!"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# What if "Bullseye" is a sexual term on tatooine?
Puts a whole new spin on that exchange...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
"I used to pinkeye womp rats...!"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# "I scrubbed and scrubbed,
but i could never get the smell of womprat out of the seat covers of my T-16..."
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# womp rats are vermin just like splange foxes
and trill squirrels!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# then control their numbers in a humane way
don't take pot shots at them from a sky hopper like some fucking intergalactic redneck
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the entire lot of 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# well yes but
that would be problematic for the rest of life on the planet... why not just lay some traps of some kind.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Laser traps?
big exploding laser traps with guns and gnus and gnus with guns?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I was thinkning more along the lines of
some sort of baited cage... we have to consider the Profogg population and the impact a Womp Rat cull could have on their numbers!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Oh ok then
but can I least tickle a womp rat with feather duster?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
where?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Near the swamp, of course.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# okay then...
but you'd best do it at night and disguised as a tin of biscuits... the Empire will never suspect that
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# \o/ *dons biscuit tin disguise*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Don't care about the competition subject..
This exchange should win every current open compo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Click clickerty click!
Woo and Yay
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# YAY

*click*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's no tome!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
well played sir, well played ;)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I forget where that's from
Phil Jupitus 1998 tour?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Really?
Damn, for a second there I thought I might have had an original idea... Not surprised though 'cos it's fairly obvious now I think about it.

OK so admittedly I got the safety rail thing from Family Guy but hand on heart hadn't heard the grating one from anywhere...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Erm.. perhaps this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMK6mtryVY

I hope it wasn't Phil Jupitus, because that means I'm going to have to dump one of my more successful routines...

And I've never even seen Family Guy or Phil Jupitus...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Decent jokes
Badly delivered - was that you on stand up? :)
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes..
That's me.

You should see me in german, I'm even worse.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# super poib
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Have a click for that.
Excellent hummus.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# this wins everything for me
the web is complete. *clicks
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# the Death Start Mk. 1 eh?
is this the star wars eqivelant of engrish?

(btw, woo!)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Piss. Didn't spot that.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Sorted.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
I like this!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha top!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
"High platforms are a common feature of the Death Star Mk 1..."

hahahaha!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
And extra kudos for the safety rail comment!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# at last
the answer to a question i have been asking since i was just a young lad.
^clicks^
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)