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(Menno, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I knew I should have gone home 5 mins ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# SO FUCKING FAIL AS NEEDS NO MENTION.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# well done, just well done
You have given my monitor cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# That's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# It's marginally acceptable.
And no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I know a guy who, when describing people, uses the phrase "quite good"
EXAMPLE:
"So Sam what do you think of Bernie Jenkins*?"
"Uhh I dunno..why?"
"He's quite good."

*Fictional
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Tell us something else about someone you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# No you don't*


*hmm, lies or fiction :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Lovely
How's the beachballs series going?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I've started #3.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# IT HAD BETTER BE A FUCKING SNAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Mushroom!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# try calling the local multiplex to see if they have screen big enough to display your post
it looks like it might be funny, but I can't be bothered with scrolling in 2 directions to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Don't worry
its not his best work.
(Holsinki, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# MENNO!
read the FAQ with regard to file sizes/image dimensions and then EDIT your post!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# HHUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Not only has this broken holes in the edges of my monitor
but I now have to phone my ISP to buy another chunk of bandwidth.
You also broke my glasses.

Price of monitor - GBP 175
Chunk of 3gb - GBP 25
Glasses plus lenses - GBP 200

You owe me 400 pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ...
Photobucket

I do actually like this, especially the beard hiding bit. However, it is bigger than a really big thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# see that massive cock?
that's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# JESUS ON A FUCKING BOAT THE SIZE OF A PRE STELLAR COLLAPSE BLUE GIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hello, please make this bigger please
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent memage

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
#


EDIT: I've seen someone try and kill themselves today and this is worse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# If you werent so nosey you wouldnt have seen it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# You generally turn round when somoe screams 'MUM NO DON'T!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha!
Harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# For me I think that's dripping with fluffy kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Woah dude!
*watches imax*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Could you make it a bit wider?
It fits on my newish flashy really wide monitor properly so you've lost points on failing completely from me.

**holds up card** 8
(Vega31, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Message from NASA
NASA says they can see this image from their Saturn Probe.

(Or should I of used some joke about Uranus?)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# oh my fuck
this is actually the biggest picture ever in the internets
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# very nearly
some lovely ones here

iipimage.sourceforge.net/demo.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Half a fugging meg?!?!?!
Good lord, I could have masturbated over naughty lady movie clips at least three times for that amount of bandwidth!

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Meh. CrabBloke posted a 3MB picture about a year ago.
Current record for dickheadedness I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# you must be a Republican
you'll like this

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# you are lost...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)