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[challenge entry] 'You can't beat a bit o' bullyshit': Gordon Browen

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# arf
topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Fantastic job, sir....
speaking of which...

ancient pea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Hehe...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaahhahaha! bloody hell, spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!
Have some TOAP I've been meaning to do for a while. This compo seems as good an excuse as any.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# but look, a tree
trees are cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Conservative in-house design team memo:
Cameron wants us to appear tougher - trees are too "cuddly" - replace with a triffid.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
#
triffid nailbat smeared with shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
This is 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
To think there is an entire generation who never knew
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# That's the disturbing thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Unfortunately, this is a problem you will always have in what is essentially
a two party system. You maybe once in a lifetime, if that, get a chance to vote for someone you actually believe in, rather than against someone you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'll never get to vote for Hitler again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I know. It sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# frightening huh
and they are all gonna vote for change
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I was just looking at the Labour site and saw this:
www.labour.org.uk/tools_for_your_website

Nice to know the days of campaigning by slandering your opponents is gone....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# totally true
and the depressing thing is that people still use this as a reason to back labour

fuck labour, i can't bring myself to vote for them while any of the current government are on the front bench
and fuck the tories too. i can't bring myself to vote for *them* while any of the last tory government are on the front bench.

alas, fuck the lib dems. i can't bring myself to vote for them after what happened to charles kennedy, because they're a bunch of anodyne cunts.

this leaves me stumped :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^^^ I vote for this.
Cunch'o'bunts.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Damn straight
UKIP FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
you just need to decide whether to share, or to shaft.
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Fantastic work, sir
*clickety clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hello Grunty
are you in that there Midlands now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I am indeed!
It's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Wahay JP!!!
How goes it sir? Settling in well? Glad you're back with us \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# All too brief a visit, sadly.
Up to my eyes today.

Lovely pic, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Bless you sir :)
I thought it might be 'head down' for a while as you settle in. Hope the move and everything went ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Thanks Ninj, you lovely chap, you...
Nearly unpacked - so that's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hey Grunty, what's it like taking the long walk out into Cursed Earth?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Cursed Earth West Midlands
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well yes, that's one possible solution to Brum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh hush, you....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
#
one possible the only
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Even as I speak, doctors are fighting to sew up my sides.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Fuck you ya sarcy bastard!
I used to like you when you were in London. Brum's changed you man! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I apologise, sir.
In truth, there is multitudinous booze and nosh facility right on the doorstep, so, should you ever be bashing in Brum, swing by sir, swing by.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I may well have to do that,
Oh hang on, no. IT'S FUCKING BIRMINGHAM! ;)

The only Birmingham I wanna go to is Birmingham, Alabama, to go and worship at the feet of The Drive-By Truckers
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe...
I particularly like the fact that it's a 35 second walk from my front door to a pretty good bar!
(and yes, I timed it...)

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# awesome :D
the nearest places to me, 2 mins walk... A TGI Fridays and a Frankie and Bennys. Bah.

so what's up with the good Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Oh, she's all good...
She just can't b3ta from work anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Does that not qualify as being a basic human need?
In some parts of the developing world, people have to walk for up to 3 minutes to access a decent bar. And in some godforsaken hellholes, entire communities get by with nothing more than a Wetherspoons or a Yates' Wine Lodge.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 10 minute (sober) walk for me to my nearest pub :(
And I live in London FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *points*
hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# However, I am pleased to say that I live somewhere which doesn't have
any fucking "bars"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I only mentioned the 'bar' because it was closest.
Two proper 'boozers' less than a minute the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Whatever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Yates Wine Lodge...
I've heard of these atrocities, but never actually seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
We should be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I must confess, I used to drink in a Yates'
quite often. But I was at college, it was the closest boozer and it was only £1.49 a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# So, that'd be a 'bar', then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Well yes,
but I didn't go to college where I live :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Top shoppery, Sir
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thanks Jahled!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# fuck!
thats unreal! good job ninj! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)