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[challenge entry] I'm sure they're nice girls really...

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(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# 6,6,6,2,7.5
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hmmm
5,7,7,3,8
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *also considers
8,6,5,2,7
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Impressively speedy 'shoppin
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# haha
much better

get rid of the blonde and it would be better yet, but i'd be happy with that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# i rather like sarah harding
she's got the best legs in christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# her face looks like someone's pissed on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I do like them, and I like her up to her boobs
Above that she gets ropey to my taste
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# How about now?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the frankenstein arm does it for me :D
10
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hmm
3.4, 7, 7, 6, 8.3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# that's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# 0,1,4,2,3
/harsh blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Kimburley
is definitely a dark horse in the most tolerable of the Spice Girls Aloud Poll
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've never understood
why more people aren't filled with lust for her.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# www.theirallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# damn fucking straight
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# absolutely
I might even give her a 5
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# MMMmmmm Cheryl
give me 5 mins with her and her arse would function like a broken catflap
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# this deserves the award for most unpleasant yet agreeable sentiment of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ^ this
where's that unpleasant mental image award?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# She wouldn't know whether to beg for more
or beg for mercy.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha nice
Would would would wouldn't would
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Awww, poor Nicola. I suppose I could help out if I had to.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# only if she waxes her flaming ginger minge
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I bet she'd be extra-specially grateful for the attention though.
There's a lot to be said for that kind of gratitude.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I once got the Fun Loving Criminals a treat at a pregig photo line up like that
They were all being questioned by the press and i asked, 'Are you going to be doing a cover of Hey Mister Tanborineman as an encore.

The look on their faces were highlighted by the sudden surge in camera flashes:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Haha
Maybe they needed more scooby snacks
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# pfft
they used to be the coolest mother hubbards on the planet, until they disappeared into some sort of lounge hell
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It was only about 3 years ago
They were really cool guys. i was just coking my tits off and wanting to take the piss:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# would thrice would twice would twice would would thrice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Our Father
Forgive me, for I like the Ginge.


10,2,2,8,2

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# We appear to have almost exactly inverse tastes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Then I suggest
We team up and kidnap them. See you in half an hour behind the chippy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Now this
is a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)