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[challenge entry] Bethlehem Child Protection Services

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(Virulent, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, indeed.
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ JAYDE
I WOZ CRYIN AL NITE WEN I HERD DA NEWZ SHE WOZ DA BEST FING IN MY LIFE REST IN PEAS SAY HI TO JAKKO 4 ME KISS KISS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# OMG UR WEL OUT OV ORDA LAFIN JUST IMAGIN IF UR BABY DIDE 2
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# i am truley sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
and the reciprocal childminding agreement you have in place with the donkey is illegal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# but the donkey is a relative
so falls outside the letter of the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING O GOD OF THUNDER?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# well it was there at the birth
and they normally only let relatives in at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It keeping the grass short
counts as 'reward' under the law, at least according to OfOurHEAds inspectors.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahhaha! I wouldn't worry about it, it's not like they'll actually DO anything about it.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)