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[challenge entry] based on personal experience.. and never to be repeated.

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(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hello. This isn't 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Wassit got to do with 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Dude you gotta use the right template.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# YOU TELL HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
honest reaction
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Both wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# They aren't meant to be the rage cartoon template you mong, they are illustrating your face right now.
You massive cunt. :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Gosh a severe blow to my feeling there, Dave :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Also gosh /mu/ is awful right now. I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# This is ART!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Neither of those are the right template, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Twat.
www.b3ta.com/board/9832150
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I'm messing ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha what the fuck is going on in this here that there picture?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# It's one of /b/'s "This picture can't be explained" images that keeps getting posted every 5 minutes.
They're right though, as I can't come up with any reasonable sequence of events that might have led to this situation arising.

I did take the trouble to see that the keyboard is a Yamaha PF-70 though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I see.
What's that around him? Leaves? Petals?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Petals.
The mains lead also seems to be plugged into his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Oh wow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# wow indeed
why am I banned from your 'community'?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# You're banned?
Hang on a sec :P

Edit: Haha oh yes, "homo" was the reason.
I thought it was funny ;D
Lifted it now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Lightning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Simple.
He was playing 'The fucking little fucking drummer boy' within my earshot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# wtf?!?
no srsly, wtf?
:P
wheeeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Wow Dave
those are frightening, and I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# The second one is my favourite.
Pure Internet Rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# this is my current situation
I'm not dumb though.. I'm buying.

Also, this isn't 4Chan, blah blah blah blah theliestheliestheliestheliestheliestheliestheliesthelies...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# YES.
Always be buying when the laydees say they won't be buying.

1/ If you haven't got her a present but she got you one the above situation occurs. Lose.
2/ If you have got her a present but she hasn't got you one you win valuable relationship points. Win!
3/ If you have got her a present and she got you one you can both have a laugh and a cuddle. Win!

from The Best Big Book of 49 years of Bunny Knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# thank you WB
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# YW Scoop :)
Don't forget: the bunny ALWAYS knows these things.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Ignore this "this ain't 4chan" stuff
I assume you can read the title bar at the top of the screen, so you already know this... On the other hand, I like this and have clicked accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :(
ok i'm going
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# seconded
Hi there! My name is Doug and I am your

SQUIRREL

Hi there! My name is Doug and I am your friend because I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# The "this isn't 4chan" brigade get jealous, as 4chan is more inventive, creative and funny than this place is these days.
99% of memes peddled here are from 4chan, and these turds don't even realise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# ^All of this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# So...
go back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# OH SHIT I WAS NOT AWARE WE'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO BROWSE B3TA AND NO OTHER WEBSITES!
SHIT I MUST DELETE MY BOOKMARKS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I am here and there, at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I don't understand the layout of 4chan
so I post on b3ta and steal their tired old memes for my own amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It makes more sense if you sign up for a GOLD account.
I did, and never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# does it cost?
there's a reason i never bothered joining the something awful forums

firstly, i feel like retaining what little shred of dignity is left to me

secondly, i didn't feel like giving lowtax a tenner. well, a fiver given the state of the dollar at the time.

i know, i'm a cheapskate.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# It doesn't cost, but you have to put your credit card details etc. in the fields and post it in a thread.
It's hidden, and it automatically upgrades you.
Not many people know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's only $1.
You just post to /b/ as normal in a new thread, with your name and real email address, and your credit card number in the subject, and the expiry and security code details in the main message.

Instant GOLD status for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Oh it does cost?
I thought it was free, my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Protip:
You're being trolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Protip: ????
Profit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Protip:
I have no intention of giving my credit card details to anyone. Stupid I am, moronic I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Same here about the SA forums
Except I was quite ambivalent about giving lowtax some of my hard earned pence. I don't think I would last a minute there either yet I've been reading there for a long long time now.
Bear in mind I've been getting the newsletters from here and reading /talk and /links for seven years yet only made a posting account a few months ago after discovering /board wasn't as volatile.
/timid bunny blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# /talk aren't so bad once you realise that insults are the place's currency.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Which is probably why I wouldn't last a minute over there.
I can only do insults for so long before surrendering. Even play insults upset me sometimes :)
/old lady blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Just call everyone 'wee-breeze'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Pffft!
At the beginning of summer, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I tried going there a few times.
It goes too fast for my little old brane and very daunting too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Well yay for as much funny as one can handle!
But to say that 4Chan is responsible for most of the memes we use is ridiculous. It's FILLED with things we've made here.

100% of TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Who cares where things come from?
SA will claim everything is from their forums.

4chan will swear like a bunch of 15 year old kids and say it's theirs.

b3ta will draw a magenta cock on it and say it's theirs.

In the end we'll all find out that it was done by an autistic kid in Japan who thinks all of us are twats.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ahh yes,
except that some of us have been here long enough to have SEEN the original posts that become memes on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha
in some ways i'm glad i'm still a youngun here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It's just weird that you are...
after 4 years...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# It's my youthful exuberance
and the way i give the impression of being painfully innocent
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah sure, I'm jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Can we have child porn too???
PLEASE?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# 4chan don't allow child porn, it's illegal and gets deleted just as it would should it be posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# uh huh
okay. Well, that's all fine and good, but I know what I know. And the assumption that 4Chan is better is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Anyone can post anything anywhere; photobucket, b3ta, deviantART, any forum...
Personally, I've never seen child porn on 4chan. Though, I don't really go on there very much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# sure
a little mild porn, possibly child related
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Sooooooooooooo not clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Pah!
Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# he fell for
the oldest trick in the book ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
#
its called one-upmanship, deal with it.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:18, archived)