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# I've seen bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# hahahah
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Very busy with fractions, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha you clown!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I want to see video of this on the news
ROB! ROB! TWITTER A FLASH MOB TO DO THIS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
(or some similar web 4.2 media wank off)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Ooh, I bet you have, darling!
Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# O_o

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahahhah! *instaclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Hehehe
I also love the idea of a path committing treachery
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha you loon :D
Fact: this winter I have noticed a strong corelation between people saying "Careful, mind you don't slip" (or words to that effect) followed by that person then falling over themselves. I was escorting a now very pregnant Mrs Chutney across the icy car park of the doctors the other day, when I said, "Mind you don't slip on this" Before going arse over myself a second later.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I forbade Mrs C from going outside last week
she's very clumsy, and regularly falls over when there isn't ice.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# A mate of mrs H is petrified of ice.
she's basically not been able to cross a road for a month!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# i do that
my problem is that i can't see an obstacle on the pavement without wanting to jump over it. it's automatic, an instinctive response. so i says "it's icy today, mind you don't slip," then absent-mindedly hop over a pile of shovelled-up snow and WHACK! land on my arse
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I'm terrified of slipping on the ice at the moment.
Someone at our church slipped and banged the back of his head during the first batch of snows and has been in hospital ever since. He is now on the critical list :o( As if that wasn't enough to scare me stupid....

I had to go for an MRI scan yesterday prior to forthcoming knee surgery and the last thing I needed was to go to a carpark which hasn't been used for a while :o( It took me nearly 15 minutes to get from the carpark to the entrance because the ground was so iced over.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# this is absolutely genius.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nice!
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# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# arfness
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# haha
you big dafty you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Geee
Neeee
Us
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha
this pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hehe
Two thumbs up!
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)