b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 9903007 (Thread)

# It is true, celebrities do not have feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)
# well
if its not a single dad, whos wife died of cancer and hes on disability supporting his children by folding paper into colourful butterflies and selling them for abused children to support their drug addiction, they wont give a shit.
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30, archived)
# So how do you explain the Ugly Scottish Lady Paradox?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# it started as mere shock and then someone gave them the nod to go ahead with the waterworks
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I can't wait for the day that someone comes on stage
and makes them cry whilst singing "Snooker Loopy" by Chas and Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Shhhh.
That'll be me at the next set of auditions, "accidentally" screwing my colostomy bag into my bagpipes and letting rip. Drunk, confused, and with a moving back-story.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)