An end-of-day silly. :)

EDIT: My apologies to non-geeks.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

I'm sure this is terribly punny
But it's rissed all over me.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)

Technology.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

"Eunuchs" is a pun on "Unix"
A backend system commonly used by internet servers.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

Ahhh roight so gotcha.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)

Server is a big noisy thing that needs fans.
Also, it's someone who serves drinks.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)

"big noisy thing that needs fans"
... Like Oasis?
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)

Ha.

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

This sounds like current affairs.
But I can't put my mind on it
(cenaris is creative when lit, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)

Ha

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

SPANG!

( finnbar always employs the double tap, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)

That's a quality pun
This gets a seal of approval.
( Tribs was eating chocolate on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)

hahahahah! *compu-spangs*

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)

Perfect for the end user !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

My god.
What are apologising to non-geeks for? They're not the ones hurting!
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)

SPANG!
and arf! in equal measures, with a twist of lime.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)

Click 'n' spang :)
 
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)

Yay!

( Grampa, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)

hahaha
*prints out for I.T office noticeboard*
( h3donist like a hefty boot to the testicles of logic, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)

fantastic!!!

However it doesn't contain an monotonous, middle-aged joke about David Cameron so it'll never make the front page
(pineapple_juice, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)

IN YOUR FACE!

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:39, archived)

ha!
poor eunuchs
(MrPlankton, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)

Top Punnage!!!
... also, who's this guy? ^
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)

Looks like your American doppleganger.

( Grampa, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)

I'm no doppleganger
he is, get him!
(MrPlankton, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:08, archived)

Oh no, not again ...
Annoyingly, this actually happened to me in Real Life....

( The American Doppleganger thing, that is ... not being emasculated, sliced in two, and used in bad puns ;-> )
 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)

oh, fucking hell..
ace.
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

You what mate?
oh..'apologies to non geeks'
( bigmeuprudeboy was, is and always shall be a complete cunt, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)

Fucking. Ace.
Laughed so hard I farted.
(robbersdog, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)

The best gags
The ones you don't have to explain are always the best gags.
(Barnetboy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)

.
Painful, even to geeks. Top punning though :)
(mrtcrazyfoo, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)

*Chortles*
I've just moved over to Ubuntu.
Much nicer than Windoze.
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)

I groaned
like a blue whale.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)