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# Quick and dirty but sod it B3atMessiah is going down the pub


Click Here! If you can be arsed! Now sod it I'm going to get camelspazzed!
(B3atMessiah, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# well........
no difference, they're both fucking muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Hell it's a cheap pop but it was inevitable that someone would notice sooner or later!
(B3atMessiah, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# he looks very middle aged in glass,
mr mathers, professor of funk
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# "oooh oooh"
*raises hand*

"Mr. Mathers, now do I 'bus'ta cap' in my bitches ass before or after I get my money?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# hehe
naughty, hmmmmm?

you decide, funny thougfh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# No no no...
I suppose it could be... but I was... oh crap.. wait one second...

"Bus a cap in your ass"
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
"shoot you"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Eminem
is fucking a muppet?
How odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# umm...
Oukou apau hau'oli
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Martha was very pleased with her new fitted kitten
(dognutz, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Pun
tastic
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:37, archived)
# noooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Let me say it with the late Johnny Cash
"Don't take your puns to town"

But nevertheless: I like it very, very much!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I'm rather surprised
that I haven't seen any pictures about Johnny Cash
or John Ritter.
Guess today isn't a good day to be named John.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# R.I.P. 1932-2003

Get Rhythm Six String Law cover. M3 vox.

pearost.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# hehehe
that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Johnny fucking Cash
may he rest in fucking peace.

I like that pic. I need that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I'm all in black today
JohnnyC, A legend in his own time.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# absolutely
I agree 100%

Do you have the CD "Live at San Quentin"?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# yep
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Frankly, I'm rather pleased with the lack of Johnny cash pictures
But then again: I laughed at some of yesterdays ("9-11") stuff, so it would only be fair if somebody "hurt my feelings" about Johnny Cash's death.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# that's because
You're a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# For the record:
I know you are. But what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# woo
but what function does it have?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The sheer respect they were suddelny earning
was just one of the many benefits of their new partners.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# hehehe nice one
but it must be annoying if they get frisky in the night, and end up with half the number of steeds...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Thats great.
nicely done, and a frankly horrifying concept.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Imagine
them sucking you up when you're under arrest.... eeeeeeeeeeeeew
(~Sunny~, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Unfortunately my dear
its been so long i cant imagine anybody sucking me.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# oi
she's all of fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# i wasnt suggesting
she did it.
i was making the point that i am at the 'dont care' stage nowadays.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Bloody hell
I want a giant riding mantis and I want my giant riding mantis RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The class of '69 wanted to show a more caring face
Get yer trousers on. Yer nicked.
(sanchosser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# haha
that's great! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Lovley
a simple photoshop, but very effective.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Good evening
Been in blackpool
saw this sign
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha
your boot maker will provide shoe repair and sexual services
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# my first claymation short...
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/plunge.swf

much thanks to www.ukdragon.com
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Is it just two frames?
or.. wass the deal there?

edit: wait.. you posted an HTML page on there?

Ohhh.... no no no.. just your image!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:24, archived)
# my bad
ooo
its roughly 800 k
flash file
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# lovely!
YOU should *consider* putting some movie controls on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# well
i have no clue how to do that stuff. flash programming is a mystery to me. it ends up aggrivating me more then anything else
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
# The
budget for morph should really be looked at .... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# top banana
i must say
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Idea hijack
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# ...


sorry, just playing with the pic... it's not actually stupid, it's funny! woo! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ooh look
an ID to play with - woohoo!

/100% kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# and of course, what I meant to say when I pushed reply was

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# still
I can't really do too much damge as this computer's only got paint, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# and if I put 'Im gay'
in his profile none of you know any better, so he might just as well be, I suppose.

drat
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# and of course
I have no access to my webspace.
perhaps I could turn it pink or vomit orange by the medium of css - is that easy, can someone tell me how to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# oh well
that'll have to do
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Excellent
i have the 'now 9' cover lined up for something else, and i have a feeling i've started something i cant stop
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# heh heh nice!
reminds me of this...

click big

Evening all xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellenttt
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
thats very very goog

woo yay houpla to you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# gc im sure
lemmings online
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# you're right
and you're "old" enough to know how to check...

but it is lemmings, so who cares :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# not this version
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# it's just the old lemmings gc
stolen and put into spiel.de
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# true, therefore officially
not a gc, hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# well that
was a debate worth winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# i did and it didnt come up
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hooray!
Your search for "spelelllllll" matched 0 messages from the archive:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Well
I'd not seen it before. Woo!
Seeing as it's quiet and Friday a quick pearoast and I promise I'll spend more time than's healthy doing new stuff tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i can't believe i've spent about 3 hours
doing something so basic, i don't even understand how it took me so long
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah,
done that enough times myself! Of course you never see the shortcut until the last frame..My cats have chewed through my phoneline so I'm helpfully getting cut off every two mins.. Lots of kitten death anims tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# EAT MORE DOGS
Cambodians being urged to eat more dogs. Wouldn't that be a cool theme for a photoshop comp? Promotional posters urging folk to munch more doggies!
(I helped save b3ta! chrid, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# my friend said
in his school some kid said "lets play the bill...i'll be the bill" i was in hysterics every time i heard that throughout the V festival
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Eat
more dogs ?...sounds like promoting oral sex with mingers....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# well it is friday
and pub night
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# this
is indeed true...the beginning of the weekend when the beer goggles come out....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Production line
(I helped save b3ta! oolitic, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Fantasic!
I love that! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# delcious
and wooful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Here - have my latest.......
(Kwazy Wabbit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Hi
cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# and a very
fine yay it is too. Much thankfulness
(I helped save b3ta! oolitic, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# 185 kb
cor blimey
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# er yes
sorry about that. First try was about 900...
(I helped save b3ta! oolitic, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# haha
yay !
nice jamification
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Jam Jar
Nearly an entry for the illustrated cockney rhyming slang dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I was always wondering...
Now I know -- thank you!
And ... WOO by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# my first claymation
BANDWIDTH LOW

www.geocities.com/b4tahost/plunge.html
(high speed internet only!)

or mirror
www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression/plunge.html
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# dude, you can't use geocities
trust me on this
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# what should i use ?
i havent made anything good enough yet for paid hosting.........

i will when i make something decent
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# try
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/

It's a TEMP host, but it will allow you to post it here for all of to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# TJ (sorry!):
How can I center something with HTML but keep the seperate lines in line vertically, if you get what I mean?
i.e. at the top of my (pants) profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# <center>
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# old school are we?
<div style=text-align:center>is bad, too, but at least more future proof</div>
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# oh piss off
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# just did
ah what a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# you could try
the <blockquote> tag. It's more on a indent than a center, but for your profile, it should suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# no
just no. Use HTML for what it should do, not for what it looks like. Think of us developers. And kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Sorry,
I work by:

If {endresult= "nice" & allbrowsers = "True"
then
MakeTea()
}
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# funky language that
all browsers? like jaws? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# yarr!
land ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# wow
that is so cool !
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# nice animation
rubbish host
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# rubbish host
nice animation
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# yooouuu arrreee annnn arrrrrsssse
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# REMIX
r-r-r-rubbish host
r-r-r-rubbish host
nice nice nice
r-r-r-rubbish host
r-r-r-rubbish host
nice nice nice
AAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIIMMMMMMAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIOOOOONNNN
n-n-n-nice anima-
n-n-n-nice anima-
rubbish rubbish rubbish
nice animation
ation ation ation
rubbish host
r-r-r-rubbish host
delete
Edit
Replyyyyyyyyyyy.....
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# well...
there might as well be an image in this thread...


because I felt like it
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Arf!
Very festive :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Didn't I just see this
down the page a little bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# spray
(pantseatflyer, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# the idea is
that they're funny
and that you make them.

ok, edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I made it
fool/tool.
(pantseatflyer, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# easy on the
insultage
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I'm sorry sir
but your idea of funny licks the proverbial ass.

/troll
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# dime
bar?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# a pea-roast for the weekend sir?
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# whu?
oh, like my pirate msn emoticon?


edit/
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# yes
it looks lovely. particularly like the red x on the white
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# oh oh
fixed :)
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# beavers
are always welcome in my world.

woo!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# nice!
have one of these

(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# White gown, bad idea.
A black guard mistakes you for a KKK member and shoots you dead.



20% chief. Not good, not good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# bah
the black guard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# wankstains

(Leroy_slade, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# The answer to your question is "Yes"

(sorry it's a pearoast, my brain is frazzled and I can't think of anything new today)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# fine, if you insist on reposts...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I never
woo'd you for that at the time.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I was thinking
'will I get given a mango tonight' and if I don't then I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# where do you want the man to go?
ba-doom tish
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# if it's you
to some dark and dismal place.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I sense hostility
time to get out my paint package and make sommat a bit newer
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I love you really
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# i was thinking
"are you an arse?"
/joke
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# That thoroughly scared me
The last time I saw the board that was the first image, then I read the newsletter and came back, shit man
(cheeseballs, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Two lesbians, the pope, a jew and a bear
walk into a bar, and the barman says:
"is this some kind of joke?"
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Classic album

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I'm confused
who is your dealer?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# i'm just
having one of those days.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# what!?
tj: anyone know how, only using html and javascript or whatever, you can show all the files in a folder on the net?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# you want to show other people your files or see someone elses?
you can only see someone elses if there isnt an index.html file in place
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# show my own
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# that's illegal
in public
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# :D
you've got the name "a hand in the bush", and you're saying that?

someone needs a bit of sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# no you can't
you can use (radio)activeX, Java or JScript with the file system stuff on a windows machine, but that'll open it to every kiddie hacker. You can use PHP for example to do that, or if you don't add an index bit the server generates a file list (also rather insecure).

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# yeah, i know about the non index.htm thingy...
and the server can't run anything like php, asp, cgi etc...

thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# if you have PHP on the box
you can use one of my scripts to display the folder content nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# nope.
html and javascript are client side.

directory listings is server side. you be needing php/ssi

(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# it doesnt make sense
but i like it all the same = )

how's life with you?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Im going away for a while next
month.
Far far away. and i'm happy. :)

other than that i have sold off all the good cars, and just have the little one.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# i'm glad to hear that
how long will you be away for? i hope you have a wonderful time
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I've not decided yet
at least a few weeks, at most after christmas.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# my first claymation
CHeck it out while the bandwidth is still hot !
my first claymation........

www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression/plunge.html

(high speed internet reccomended)
(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# alas,
'tis dead, 'tis dead for an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# cor
that's good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Too late,
it's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# boom
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# no more
aww
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# lemurphant...

hello all... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Can I keep it?
It followed me all the way home!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely!

Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# ello...
how has your house hunting been going btw? found anything decent?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I've actually bought a place now! Yay!
...just need to get rid of the old place now... :-/

[edit] anyone want a lovely central Edinburgh flat. Offers over £115,000? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# huzzah!
whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# The
old place or the new place?

New place is in sunny Polwarth - near the Fountainbridge cinema. The old place is in sunny Merchiston - near the Fountainbridge cinema by a wild conincidence. A move of, oh, about five minutes walk!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# haha...
need to make sure you don't get drunk and go home to the wrong flat :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# I know
that might be difficult. I'm relying on friends to guide me to the right place. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# You need a kebab homing device
i use them every weekend. You buy a kebab, hold it in front of you, do that shuffling drunk walk, and 25 minutes later (now matter how far you are from your house) you will be home, as if by magic.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# :-)
Will the wonders that kebabs offer never cease?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Ooooohhhhhhhh!
He's lovely!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Im sorry but it will have to
die.
Might be difficult to catch
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# gadzooks!
that's brilliant!
hello, sorry for blowing you yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# haha...
nice surreal apology there :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# wow!
that's utterly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# yay leeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmuuuuuuuuuurphant !
hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# huzzah for blah blah lemur in the newsletter...
he is fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I must thank Pixel "fizzy chicken" Masher
for having encouraged me to submit it to the Donkey :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# That is way too cute!!
Have a yay and a woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# mugs!

(kittster, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I like the juxtaposition
between the front and rear passengers.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# i've been on that ride
it's not scary
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Australian Mounted Police...

Ostrich is from australia, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# nope
emu maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# eh,...
they look the same... so i guess you can take your pic :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# cassowary, methinks
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# I wouldnt argue with
them, they might peck
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# WOOOHOO!
cheers for a new background!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] pc plod perfectly predicts pm precipitation

argh! alliteration aint arf ard
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# O B Hay
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# red wellies!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i looked
nice blog
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# ta
it was designed by mother inferior :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i like...
...your bats
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# When is boden off
to australia?
Im out towards the end of next month
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# January the 3rd...
...for three weeks.

Can't wait! Going to Melbourne
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I'll tell them to
expect you then.
Visit the Esplanade hotel club thing, good for rock music (if you like it) i am told.
I'll speak to you before you go.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# but
wouldn't he just fall over if he walked like that?

And where is the sheep to go along with them?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)

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