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# Don't look at me, I didn't start this bandwagon

(clikky for biggy piccy)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# aaaargh!!!
the bad hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# let's hope you end it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# You
know the very first now thats what i call music is worth about 20p at car boot sales...thats a massive price reduction from the fiver is cost years ago.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# that is false
.
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# where's
Pat Sharp?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# He has his one devoted completely to him
Now 15...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# oh god
I'd almost erased Pat Sharp from my memory...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
do do do...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# you're 8 short...
there's only 6 on the cover :D
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# seawk
(acheta, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yay !
looks like it's singing a mating song !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# how
do you call the sound a seal is making in english anyway? crying? howling?
(acheta, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# more
of a raspy honk !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# seals bark
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# bark
sounds good. thanks.
(acheta, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# RASPY HONK !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# ok,
raspy honk.
(acheta, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# sing!
sing a song, sing out loud, sing out long!
sing of good things not bad....sing of happy not sad
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# awbless
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Brr.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Dilbert
woz ere

I see what you've done there :) I'm thinking of the Delbert Wilkins Pirate Radio show though now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# and that lovely little bit of music used for scene transitions
:)
tv.cream.org/themes/lenny_henry_show_87.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Kelvin woz ere?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# yeah?
says who?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# me
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# thought
this post might draw you out of hiding ! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# snarf
i've literally just logged on - not had a moment to think since 5!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# science puns
rule -273.16ºC
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hehe
looks more like a phi to me
1.61803399

google calculator is great
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry chums...
about the pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# yes, it think this is woo!
yeah! it's fantastic!

sob sob sob sob
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# He rides into the night...
Dog gone...

...like a dog on a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# so, that would make him a
Knight Rider?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# argh!!
The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff, The Hasselhoff.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# it could well do...
...but would that make 'Kitt' 'Spot'?

Or Rover even...
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# arf
I laughed at that and ended ina coughing fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# quick
sell the idea...would make a great family film...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha
look at his little face!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# twlp twlp*
*the sound a lizard's tongue makes

if you really want it bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yay!
flantastico
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# gorgeous !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# top stuff,
the board quality suddenly shot up 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Oh good
I arrived just in time then
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# corrie
went off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# nooooO!!!
someone set up us the corrie

/edit Oh look, i'm unusually incoherent for this time of evening.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# you
working behind a bar or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# nope....
though I have been in the pub since 4....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# yay !
bit wobbly then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# pah!
I can handle my *hic* ale

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# i'll
be with you in an hour or so
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# I turned up
everyone is trying to impress me...

look, I'll be delusional if I want, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# *flexes muscles*


huh?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# I
thought it was me , way to dash my hopes and dreams.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# would you like
to come upstairs and see my etchings?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# you did the nora batty pic
that's gonna take a lot of "etchings" to make up for you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# I have hundreds, nay thousands!!
it was all in jest, if I did not like you I would not have made it.

=)

like, as in a non sexual way you understand, not that i wouldn't but... man this hole is getting deep
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# there's a reason for that
amazing statistical happening.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# ooh, spiffy!
dink!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# yay
and yay for sound effects!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# ooooh...
that's nice...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# did
that not fight against peter cushion in the land that time forgot ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# isn't it peter cushing?
I'm actually asking because I may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# you're right
if you're talking about peter cushing...

I wonder if there is a peter cushion?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# hmm...
www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/voices/dragon.shtml

/edit: " 'Janet Street Porter' is 10 foot at its tallest point. "
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# cool
but how about an actor one?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# oh
hell cushing then...the bloke who wore slippers while filming star wars....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# repost
(acheta, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# yay !
oh go on then.......

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# ACE
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# 100% of?
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# but of course



is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# no, no other kind
clarification appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# hihi
(acheta, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# blimeh
woo thats fab, as well as the one above
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# me likee
w/y/badger!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# yay
someoen should stick these pearosts on a site and make an army of lizard birds
(Sharps, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# would be an interesting project.
have a site where users enter two animals to search for, and it returns animals which are mixes of both.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Beautiful Plumage
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] inspector moo...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# My gaze is drawn towards the carcass on the right....
Eeeep!

(but woo)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yay!
and eugh goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# woo !
cowtse !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSEEEEEEE!
*cough* and erm...woo yay
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# aww
poor inspector moo...he looks shell shocked
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# damn my vegetarianism
makes me want to vom at that

but that's fucking woo!

nice spunk, skunk, sploop, whatever the bulgy eye thing is
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# spong
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Heh.
Cowtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# ...
big fish, little fish, cardboard box!

clicky for with bangin choones

(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# PAAAAARRR
TAAAAAYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# wow
check out his funky groovestyles!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# * self thread jack!
but with more tunes!

also, to announce the launch of Spacebats!

I fank you
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# hmm
reminds me of this www.b3ta.com/board/1954974

though you'll no doubt explain above to make me look a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# aye - i concur
but it was a double ender - wanted to test out Spacebats after such lovely help from you lot the other day :D

(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# looks like more song choices
although the animation seems to be the same
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# * fair cop
but with some more tunes

rave midi files are hard to come by these days
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I can forgive reposting the image
but reposting a reply is just a bit too much ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/1955033
(Symball, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# it true!
it is, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I believe you
all I ever find is realmedia and other devils work
(Symball, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# aye
i did many a trawl,
but came up with bugger all
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# that was on yesterday
you notty bhouy
(Symball, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Look out!
The Badly Drawn Fear can now change into a little red box to ambush you.
(Frogstar, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# someone's having abit of fun
with flash's shape tweening function, are they not? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# maybe...
maybe not.

More likely to be maybe though.

Is there a way to save it straight to being a .gif rather than having to faff around with imageready?
(Frogstar, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# yes
do file:export image or file:export movie (can't remember exactly) and choose .gif
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# thankyou :)
i only started playing around on it last night...
(Frogstar, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:13, archived)
# me too!
but that's only because i'm starting on a 10 minute long movie!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# yeah
i think i'm gonna set myself a slightly larger project... not that i'll ever finish it. I'll probably get frustrated and cry.
(Frogstar, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# i'm doing about 80 scenes in all,
so far i've done 3. but that's one night's worth
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# cool
i love flash.. ahh... flash...

i do tons of poop on it..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Holy Morphing Memes!
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# you're a nurse now?
coo.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# most other people
are Doctors so I thought I'd represent Nurses
Plus I've just watched open all hours
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# ah
I'm a pleecewoman. Of a sort. See profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# please woman?
oh, I see what you meant...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I did notice
you're just inviting the smutty comments with that aren't you...good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I quite like the smutty comments
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# if the fear was morph
he would be square
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Eat more dogs

Eat more dogs
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# ooooh!
now he's lovely! : D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Nice
My sister jsut walked past, said it woudl look better with human hands, give it a go
(Sharps, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# arses !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# perhaps some
cats ears?
(Sharps, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# bloomin' marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# blimeny crickets
that's wonderous... I'm glad I got domocop posted before you produced this!

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# ooh
dandy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# top
work that , just saw it on the FP !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# yeah
I've got a full sheet now... nowhere near as many as some people, of course ;) and two domos in a row, which is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yay Domo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# now
if I can get my vitruvian domo on there... that'll knock off the schwing, which I'm proud of but it's kinda low-fi compared to everything else ;)

maybe if I change my name to pecker, and repost it overnight?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# you
never know.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha,
as long as you have them linked, like i do in my profile no worries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# you're on a domo role at the mo.
i went on a similar spree with hand drawn pictures. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# yes
I seem to recall you've done a few of those... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Oooh
I like that!
even though his salute needs some work.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# bah
he's not a real occifer, he's a padre... I shopped his crosses out though
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# fabulous
I knew it was you before I'd even scrolled down!
mighty-fine-shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Velly Noice!
Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# hehe
He's ace. Polly wanna fish?
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# thats more than a bit good
woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# yes yes
that is yes.

yes
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# yaaay!
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# A giraffe with a man's head
(Pelle ghola, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# or a man with a giraffe's body
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Rather lovely
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# RIP Johnny Cash

He's being cremated, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:56, archived)
# *removes hat*
Johnny Cash - he totally De Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# why do you
keep posting blank messages? seemingly at random ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Perhaps he's
holding the space until he can come back later when he's thought up something witty...

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# it's bbc news
do the first one where we couldn't see the thing at the top
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# i loved him,
though he wont be missed as much as he deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# seconded
and it's "I fell into a burning ring of fire"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher... and it burns, burns, burns... the ring of fire, the ring of fire!

fantabularse! : D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# My favorite Johnny Cash story
involves him setting fire to a Californian wildlife park because his van blew up, he then went fishing while everything burned around him and when he was asked about it he denied everything
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I know one
about when he was arrested for picking flowers in Atlanta, GA. that one is true!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Woosome!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Johnny Ash?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Hehe
punnage
(Sharps, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# hmmmm
I think I made this a while ago and forgot to post it... didn't find it in the spazz either...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# how odd
you're weird... that poor kid's gonna get warped when she sees these!

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# So that's where babies come from
and I did it the hard way
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I did it
the easier but much more painful way
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# did they
cut your belly open?
*ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# yup
I was unconsicous at the time, but screaming in pain when I came round after even though I'd had all the morphine they could give me. not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# did you
have strange dreams while on morphine
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# nope
but I did have such a stong determination to breastfeed that they gave in and let me even though they were fighting to keep me out of intensive care
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# You know
you two could singlenhandedly RUIN something that most of us men find very, very pleasing that a woman does...

I wish you to stop now please.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# you are
pleased about labour and birth?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Pleased that
only women can do it I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# no.. umm...
umm...

swallow

/runs

I would like to point out that I have two kids of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# yeah
but you didn't give birth to them did ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Oh no...
but I AM raising them... much like a seahorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# except
the seahorse actually does the birthing thing as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# not the MALE seahorse...
oh wait.. he does...

I would also like to point out that mine are 6 and 4, and that for the last 3 1/2 years I have done it alone.. so neneer neener neener. Don't rub your "I can have kids" thing in my face. Raising them is 100x more difficult*.

SO neener neener neener... :P

/rant

*Just griping, not at you
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I know you're just griping
and I do know that raising children is harder than the actual birth thing, I'm just glad I've not been left alone...so you do have a bit of respect from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Thank you Nurse...
I'll take my spongebath now :D

*one can dream, can't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# we suffer the pain
we have to make you lot suffer too...live with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Yes...
and them SOME OF YOU leave and make us deal with the next 18 years.

*Oi, I didn't know you had kids. I thought you were like 20.

Oi #2, bout "Phone Booth".. seems like it would be a 12 day movie.. it SUCKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I liked Phone Booth
and i'm 22, my son is 6 months old end of this month
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# a boy!
right on
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I'm 27
and the ratbag is 13 1/2 months old. and right now she's whinging and hanging off my leg having just peed on my knee
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# ratbag?
my oh my...

call me when she pukes all over your face or shits on your shirt.

ratbag...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# ummmmm
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# I'm now very very frightened by childbirth
I thank you :)
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# yes but uhh...
would you still swallow?

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# That is something
YOU will NEVER know.
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Nor would I want to
thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I was
thoroughly enjoying being in labour until they told me that after 12 hours of induced contractions I wasn't getting anywhere. I was a really unusual case though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# More or less the same thing
happened to my mum...with me I may just add

boy do I feel guilty
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I tore
my mum so badly she had stitches all the way up...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# That happens...
SHe should have had an episiotomy(spelling?)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I was born too quickly
they had just given her a shot of pethadine, which shouldn't be giving within 2 hours of the birth because it can cause breathing difficulties, because they thought she would be a long time yet, and suddenly I was born, bright blue and not breathing. I was taken to an incubator while they started stitching my mum up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# I'm leaving this thread now
never wanting to have children.

Teenagers should be made to hear stories like that - good contraception!
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# also
girls should be made aware that the younger you are, the more likely you are to get stretch marks - I didn't get any when I was pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# but the best...
is to do what I suggested :D

How can you be a Mrs. as a Teen?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Me?
Erm because a)I'm 24 and 25 next weekend (see 4rthur)

and more importantly b)we aren't married.
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# nice,
ps. www.b3ta.com/board/1833412
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# oh
cunting fuckbasket!

Sorry everyone : (
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# give over !
nowt that sunny balls hasn't done before ! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# heh
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# holy 'expletive deleted'
thats very scary
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# twas
scary, when I saw it, this time
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# *see above*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# disruption
(pantseatflyer, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# presenting the all star hamster barbershop quartet
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# argh!
now I've got the music from hampsterdance in my head....
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I just got a gold star
I think you've earned one yourself
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# i have no idea why this took so long,
it's one of the simplest things i've done, it makes no sense. i've been trying to think what could have taken long time, i don't know what it is. aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:56, archived)
# ah well
maybe it was all the stripes?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# i think it was the fact i didn't use fill
for some reason, so drew in all the bits that should have been filled
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Sing it!
Sing it hard!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:56, archived)
# oh goodbye my coney island baaaybeeeee
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# wayouplanowie
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# That is awesome!
You rule!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ooh yes
indeed, you are indeed athe man
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# oh yes!
that's splendid. yay sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# huzzah!
lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhere, a meme is happening...

Your click, creep... You have 20 seconds to comply
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# The Best.
Just that.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# oooooh!
fantastic reflection!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# hehe
My domocop in car is feeble by comparison...
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# don't feel bad
I was already planning a domo copper, but all variations are equally valid

besides, you can't go far wrong with a domo pic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Too true
Love that Domo...
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# oh
excellent domo rock and so do you sir

w/h/y to you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Domo
has been a great source of inspiration to me this week... he's the meme that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I'm slightly worried
you are becoming obssessed.

But woo to you!
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# he
certainly does, he gives me something to talk about my arms

erm, I'm not sure what that is in english
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Woo to that
And all things domo.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# That am so
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# ooooh!
show off :P : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# hehe
i have to get attention from somewhere!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# hehe
attention on the board...
...since i lack hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# top work on that matey
gold star!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# danke
same to you for your hamsters above
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Top
quality
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:56, archived)
# LOL!!!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# doooooomooooooo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# excelent shoppage !
yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Death From Above

Laaarrge it

Just a one off image, I'm off out in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# agh
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# It's either a mushroom
or a mushroom cloud
:)

evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Mushroom Mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# hi cockalorum
and woo to Priestess's pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
#
has anyone actually looked at my profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# wow
you fucked it, fucked it hard

edit: you fixed it, and it be plain
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# no
not going to either
but that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahahhahaahhahah
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# oh
it's less bolloxed now
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# argh!
it warns of the apocalypse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# That is very
eep and very woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Normally I'd say run
but it can fly so...Hide!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# well fancy seeing you here!
woo yay.
I'm going to dash off and do some urgent TV viewing now.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# It's rare I know.
But I needed a new teeshirt for tonight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I wondered if I'd got the date
for the next bash wrong.....

/really off downstairs now
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)

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