oh piss off
we had a plastic elephant in the pub. we called it sunshine and tried to drown it in a pint.
then we gave up and decided to tie its tusks into ssg's hair.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:40,
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then we gave up and decided to tie its tusks into ssg's hair.
You're
great
and anybody who says otherwise is a liar and a bounder
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:32,
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and anybody who says otherwise is a liar and a bounder
more fun then eh?
I really ought to move to London or something ;)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:35,
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Jjjjjjjjoooooooooiiiiiinnnnnn
uuuuuusssssss!
*waggles fingers hypnotically*
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37,
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*waggles fingers hypnotically*
hmm
the giant b3tan magnet I planted in London would appear to be working then.... ;)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43,
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i love you!
and everybody, in fact!
no-one's married me yet though. i think it's because i like the little pink wafer biscuits, and it's hard to settle down with a husband who likes those with his tea. well imagine it.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:39,
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no-one's married me yet though. i think it's because i like the little pink wafer biscuits, and it's hard to settle down with a husband who likes those with his tea. well imagine it.
according to meetme.hotornot.com
there are no straight women who list "pink wafers" as an interest.
i feel your pain.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41,
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i feel your pain.
I think it's more the willingness
to accept random people into yer house to sleep on the kitchen floor that really drives the wimmin away :)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46,
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I think the cat
may have eaten the grandparents and the dog as it was the only one here when I turned up.
ho-hum.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53,
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ho-hum.
I have no idea.
But i think with a bit of modification, some other members of a band, and some animation, he could be brilliant.
"Hello b3taaaaaaa!
Are you ready to raaaaaaaaaaawk?!"
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31,
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"Hello b3taaaaaaa!
Are you ready to raaaaaaaaaaawk?!"
yaaay!
but you really need to do a flash version with sound now :)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30,
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ooh jolly good idea,
i'm working on a huge flash project at the moment, i'm still getting used to it, it's most grand
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31,
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mmm
flash.
though this project is huge, it's going to take about 2 months i reckon to complete, with help from the experienced supermoore.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:38,
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though this project is huge, it's going to take about 2 months i reckon to complete, with help from the experienced supermoore.
Shite
So sorry for the threadwaste - however, my server being down means nowhere to put images.
So to the point - was there a radio show today, and did anyone get the mp3?
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22,
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So to the point - was there a radio show today, and did anyone get the mp3?
Hang on
Found something to save this thread from waste:
www.gamerseurope.com/gdcequiz.php
Edit: Meh, 60/100 - not bad
Tis the quiz from this years Games Development Conference.
Test your knowledge against the mighty Peter Molyneux
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24,
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www.gamerseurope.com/gdcequiz.php
Edit: Meh, 60/100 - not bad
Tis the quiz from this years Games Development Conference.
Test your knowledge against the mighty Peter Molyneux
the police choir
tried so hard to be down with the kids
well my computer went into meltdown tonight so no more photoshop until I reinstall the bastard, or cubase or overnet or any other software you care to mention, I wanna cry
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20,
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tried so hard to be down with the kids
well my computer went into meltdown tonight so no more photoshop until I reinstall the bastard, or cubase or overnet or any other software you care to mention, I wanna cry
now I cant even stay logged into b3ta
so I cant even edit my own messages, anyone got a razorblade?
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:23,
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All these problems and you're
going to have a shave? You need to get your priorities right son.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27,
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Weee!
Just back from martian's piss up... terribly, terribly drunk :)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24,
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Just back from martian's piss up... terribly, terribly drunk :)
wheeee, the show is taped
and ready to be re-encoded again....fucking machine...grrr.....
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26,
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about 20 at last count,
but they're all v.low powered jobs running OS6 and 7.....bog-all use for owt apart from Claris and, er, that's about it :)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41,
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how about a match,
or this handily presented stack of wood that needs to be burnt for heatage purposes..yay!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41,
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I hope he can
run fast.....there's some pleasant fuckers after him!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:42,
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no my nan told me that one when i was 5
funniest thing ever - fact
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54,
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Here - have one of these....
(i've already used it once today but i'm proud of it!!!!!!)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:17,
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(i've already used it once today but i'm proud of it!!!!!!)
hmmm.....no
Nem"e*sis\, n. [L., fr. gr. ... This is that ancient doctrine of nemesis
who keeps watch in the universe, and lets no offense go unchastised.
Are you a form of maritime entertainment?
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:23,
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who keeps watch in the universe, and lets no offense go unchastised.
Are you a form of maritime entertainment?
The Ebay income had improved since buying the new keyboard
Evening all, just back from work, I wont be here long, tired as hell.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:09,
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Evening all, just back from work, I wont be here long, tired as hell.
You know
I've never understood "L@@K" it's like..incorrect leet-speak.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:09,
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Easy nervous bum maker
how is ?
ps - bed now, you may all think of me naked now. I sleep naked, well, under my boxers I am anyhow.
In fact, have you ever stopped and thought to yourself, God, everyone is naked under their clothes.......and then clasped your hands, rubbed them and gone "muhahhahahgnnnnnnnnngngnnnnnnn" ?
No ?, just me then.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:18,
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ps - bed now, you may all think of me naked now. I sleep naked, well, under my boxers I am anyhow.
In fact, have you ever stopped and thought to yourself, God, everyone is naked under their clothes.......and then clasped your hands, rubbed them and gone "muhahhahahgnnnnnnnnngngnnnnnnn" ?
No ?, just me then.
meep !
my dirty secret is out at last..........I feel so freeeeeeee!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21,
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It says
"leek" - probably meaning that it doesn't hold water correctly, and is therefore faulty.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:36,
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41MB
I've got a 41MB version of m3tatween 3&4 that's uploadable somewhere and in Realmedia format for broadband streaming/downloading.
First one to say Ferris Bueller loses a testicle ;)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:14,
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First one to say Ferris Bueller loses a testicle ;)
still wonderful after all this time :)
In case it wasn't clear I was joping for someone to offer some temporary 41MB space to upload it now until I sort out a place for it.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26,
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anyone that's around now
hands up people ;)
It can wait until tomorrow I guess but I know koit and others can't wait for it :)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30,
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It can wait until tomorrow I guess but I know koit and others can't wait for it :)
yaaay!
One of the few fillums I still like.....been cataloguing (sp?) my Spike Milligan collection tonight after watching some of the early Q stuff on that there video tape......
evenin' sah!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:29,
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evenin' sah!
I found out that guy from People Like Us who also worked on the original Muppet Show and even stood in as a special guest one week
did a lot of the Q shows too, and was in Life od Brian and Not the 9 O Clock News.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31,
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Yup,
Chris Langham....plus Mark Steel was in some of Milligan's stuff too, just before I came up here I was chuffed to find 'the last laugh before TV AM' that they did in 85 or thereabouts......top stuff that I must VCD soon....
random quote: "'e's 'avin' it off with the woman next door, and he's using *my whips*'
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37,
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random quote: "'e's 'avin' it off with the woman next door, and he's using *my whips*'
a testicle.jpg
If you dare click you'll find a sfw prize The main reward will be a sense of courage though.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22,
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But why
is it called "Testicle?"
And more importantly.... What were you going to shop looking for testicles?
has legs crossed
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27,
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And more importantly.... What were you going to shop looking for testicles?
has legs crossed
'cos they've both
got a fine pair of top bollocks.
so I've been told by someone authoratitive who's looked at the image in question
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30,
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so I've been told by someone authoratitive who's looked at the image in question
it needs
a button to automagically add a subtle naked reflection into the item image. Then you'd sell loads.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24,
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Are you Bovine
?
That looks remarkeably like his green monster of "the painting" fame.
Woo btw.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04,
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That looks remarkeably like his green monster of "the painting" fame.
Woo btw.
I think I've seen that painting......
Wish I could draw/paint like that......
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:12,
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Minor TW, but B3ta never fails to amaze me
while randomly searching for the R Whites lemonade ad (secret lemonade drinker) on google there were 3 seperate links to b3ta. one of these days it actually will be the interweb.
Anyway there is a point to this. I couldn't actually find what I was looking for - a video clip of the secret lemnade drinker ad. can anyone help?
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00,
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Anyway there is a point to this. I couldn't actually find what I was looking for - a video clip of the secret lemnade drinker ad. can anyone help?
I did the same thing.
I wanted to find some images of spartacus for an idea I had, involving spartacus being handed over to the romans by all his mates, typed it into google, only to find a hitload of b3ta related images, one of which was exactly what I was planning to do. which is why that idea never materialised from me. Bastards.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02,
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no
but thanks for reminding me of it.
Actually I have an idea that we have it on video somewhere, but I have no means of getting it from video to your computer, sorry.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02,
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Actually I have an idea that we have it on video somewhere, but I have no means of getting it from video to your computer, sorry.
no problem
it's a fucking cracking ad. and no mistake. I have a bottle in the fridge. planning on sneaking down at 3am for a secret lemonade drinking session in my jim jams.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04,
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absolutely nothing
especially when it is made by R White & Sons. It's fucking ace.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:07,
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shall do.
I'd better get oiff to bed then. staying up until the secret lemonade drinking session isn't the done thing, you know. 'night all.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:10,
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Nope
however........
My work mate is called Paul White. His Sister got teased at school because of said advert.
/Unimportant and only slightly relevant fact
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02,
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My work mate is called Paul White. His Sister got teased at school because of said advert.
/Unimportant and only slightly relevant fact
Was one of them..
/blatant repost
it's secret lemonade shrinker, for what it's worth
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02,
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/blatant repost
it's secret lemonade shrinker, for what it's worth
haha!
it's clearly actually george from robot wars though.
*edit* cockbadgers, b3tan again!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:13,
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*edit* cockbadgers, b3tan again!
::::::FRED CRACK::::::
Of your threadwaste...
Upon looking at the list, I have noticed something...
For up to 15 in front of and 15 behind my name, I am the ONLY ONE who has stayed "b3tan"
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04,
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Upon looking at the list, I have noticed something...
For up to 15 in front of and 15 behind my name, I am the ONLY ONE who has stayed "b3tan"
You'd be surprised
at the amount of people who signed up and never posted.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:06,
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No...
I bet I wouldn't...
geez... 16,000!!!!
ANd ME, with 4,200 posts (almost)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:07,
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geez... 16,000!!!!
ANd ME, with 4,200 posts (almost)
i've been here since the early days
well, sort of. and I've only managed just over 2000 posts. no idea how the likes of Bovine and co. manage it.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:08,
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I been here
longer than I thought. 6107 since I joined up. They said "you would never leave..." Doesn't time fly.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:10,
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b3ta definitely
needs a health warning or something. i am officially a work-shy slacker now
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:14,
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Hooray for
assing off like lazy twunts!
AND getting paid to do so!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21,
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AND getting paid to do so!
Nuts
I just looked at that and ScottMills_Radio1 is directly above me. Get it away from me!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:36,
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Yes
Is the new m3tatween complete then ? - If so, anyone so kind as to provide a linky ?
And todays radio show ?
Need to catch up.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:59,
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And todays radio show ?
Need to catch up.
i don't belive m3tatween is online yet
and i haven't heard of a link to today's show
and all i have is mustard, sorry
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01,
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and all i have is mustard, sorry
fnord will have m3tatween details in his profile.
and i believe matsimpsk will have recorded the radio show.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04,
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After many computer related disasters
I have today's radio show on good ol' gazzette tape....who'd think eh, a machine with a big fuck off processor, half a gig of RAM and bollocks knows what else isn't capable of recording an hour's worth of streamed radio without fucking it up at the last minute.
I HATE microsloth and everything they stand for! Fucking virtual memory my weeping arse.
On happier notes, once I re-record today's show it'll be available on good ol' MP3.
Woo.
It was funny too :)
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22,
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I HATE microsloth and everything they stand for! Fucking virtual memory my weeping arse.
On happier notes, once I re-record today's show it'll be available on good ol' MP3.
Woo.
It was funny too :)
I seem to remember you.
didnt we have a conversation about your screenname once, meaning "freedom"?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:59,
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sorry
for reposting but.....................no........bollocks , it's better than a wasted thread !
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:03,
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I had a scary moment today
when I pulled up ootside the house and there was a bloke getting out of the car behind me.....had to double-take 'cos I was sure it was you! This board is taking over my life! Mummy!
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24,
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I thought you went home
.
also, I could not get the swf file to work from earlier, or else I would have woo-ed it as well.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57,
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also, I could not get the swf file to work from earlier, or else I would have woo-ed it as well.
blimey
who would have known that the sun was evil enough to hate an innocent balloon?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:56,
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i'm half sun,
it originates from our background of torment from violent storms.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57,
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ha ha!
good stuff. I like anything that gets pissed off at inanimate objects.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57,
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As Sting once said....
...
Dooo Dooo Dooo Doooo, Da Daaa Daaa Daaaa
Poignant and thought provoking, miss. Right, I'm off to savage a hot water bottle
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53,
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Dooo Dooo Dooo Doooo, Da Daaa Daaa Daaaa
Poignant and thought provoking, miss. Right, I'm off to savage a hot water bottle
the others
will be waiting a very long time for them to come back.
yeeeeeeaaaay! :)
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53,
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yeeeeeeaaaay! :)
also,
does anyone know how to change the number of spaces a tab is worth in microsoft word?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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thanks koit -
eclectech's sorted me out.
also, hello and goodbye! i be off now.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01,
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also, hello and goodbye! i be off now.
hehe
I would have helped, but owing to male stupidity I failed. Good on the Ecletecher
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:03,
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tab used to be eight characters...
but in word they're set by distance, specified in the format / tabs menu (altho' that's quite an old version of word)...
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00,
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Hooray!
For playing Volleyball on the moon!!!!!
I can see it now...
"Side... (ball floats away) out?"
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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I can see it now...
"Side... (ball floats away) out?"
All the ladies love a uniform
So they tell me.
I'm off, I can't sit in this chair any longer.
I may return though.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:50,
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I'm off, I can't sit in this chair any longer.
I may return though.
is it me
or is he about to burst in to song..... "Stop in the name of love......."!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51,
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weeeeeeeeeee!
thought i'd drop in because it's almost 12:00 across the sea there, and i know you all love me. anyway wooyeah it's 6:00 here i'm getting drunk as i type this!
btw nice pic!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51,
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btw nice pic!
INdiana!
well i'm out to go get more drunk!
I love you guys!
seeya later!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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I love you guys!
seeya later!
"You worry about the lighthouse, I'll worry about the towers !"
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:36,
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Hmmm
nopesy, as there was a lack of.
:)
Ah well, maybe when I'm 40.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:42,
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:)
Ah well, maybe when I'm 40.
aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww..........
..........come on man !!!
just approach it with your knob out , least you'll know early doors , save you some money !
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:45,
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just approach it with your knob out , least you'll know early doors , save you some money !
you are quite the charmer Mr T
is that how Mrs Tedmus succombed ?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51,
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your special
BEGIN CREEPY IRISH ACCENT
"man charms !?"
/CREEPY IRISH ACCENT
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:56,
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"man charms !?"
/CREEPY IRISH ACCENT
Yeah but I replied
without really knowing what I was talking about.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:46,
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very woo!
edit: oh yes, that reminds me, in amonth or so I should have successfully installed broadband on my pc, and as a result will be "purchasing" some recording/arrangement software, so I should hopefully be available to do guitar parts for you again should you need it, providing i get the hang of said software...
edit 2: what the fuck is the word im looking for? meaning a bit of software that allows you to put recorded parts together.
edit 3: ahh, a sequencer. thats the one.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:43,
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edit 2: what the fuck is the word im looking for? meaning a bit of software that allows you to put recorded parts together.
edit 3: ahh, a sequencer. thats the one.
good good.
do you have any suggestions?
Also, are you going to be on hand to explain things to me in a very slow fashion as though you were talking to a small mentally deranged child?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:48,
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Also, are you going to be on hand to explain things to me in a very slow fashion as though you were talking to a small mentally deranged child?
I have no idea about what sequencer to get
I have an old one that does the job and so no real need for me to update and/or invest.
As long as you can get the sound on to your comp in a decent wav format, then to mp3, that's all you need.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:49,
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As long as you can get the sound on to your comp in a decent wav format, then to mp3, that's all you need.
fair enough.
I am approaching this with absolutely fuck all knowledge of how to do any of it though, so it may take a while before I can get up to the standard of being able to submit guitar work.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51,
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Good-oh
just ensure that the recording volume is not too high and you'll be well away.
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Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00,
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