i'm almost certain that this has been done before
but couldn't face trawling through several years' worth of posts to check is there a search facility for the archives?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51,
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but couldn't face trawling through several years' worth of posts to check is there a search facility for the archives?
Yes...
...it's called google.
The archive search has been switched off these days.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53,
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The archive search has been switched off these days.
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
there's the search link at the top of the page
But the archive search is currently disabled. There's a Google link to search the spazz though.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53,
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OUCH!!
that was severe punnage, shouldn't you put a health and safety warning omn that?
wooyayhoupla
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53,
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wooyayhoupla
why yes there is
this site will read your mind scan every b3ta post and find the one your after check it out, its pure genius! www.bigfathairytranniessuckingoffpigsandgoats.com
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53,
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sssssssssssssssvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:44,
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oh is that who's given birth
i wondered why it made iton the news on radio 4... yay sventastic
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:46,
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I went to a great fireworks display at the weekend.
I especially liked the Guys:
P.s. is anyone bored of Quo related posts? If so, I will stop immediately.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:37,
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P.s. is anyone bored of Quo related posts? If so, I will stop immediately.
Well does this one count?
It was quick, and I liked seeing The Quo burn, but is it appreciated by everyone?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:39,
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that opne is only good
if its a real world photoshop i'm afraid :P
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:40,
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Personally
I love seeing The Quo more than the other regulars. They look so happy.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:41,
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took me a second to work out what was going on there
flinking hate the matrix but quite like lotr
edit: assuming thats what its a refference too, else my post just looks silly
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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flinking hate the matrix but quite like lotr
edit: assuming thats what its a refference too, else my post just looks silly
which will mean you have a love/hate
relationship with this picture?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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yeah
i feel my brain leaking out of my ears when i look at it
*tries to lick own ear*
mmm spicey
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31,
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*tries to lick own ear*
mmm spicey
can't beat a bit of spicey brains
except maybe spicey brains on toast
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33,
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thats weird
because i have a very, very strong hatred for lotr, but i quite like the matrix.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:42,
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my girlfriend hates lotr and star wars
i think im with the wrong girl!!! :'o(
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:43,
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i don't like the book much really
but the films are just good old fashioned epic adventure films
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:45,
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i think the book is great, its so well writen, in a lot of ways i prefer the book to the film
but i can never be arsed to sit down and read it again so i just watch the films now, takes a lot less time and effort!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:47,
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nah its just a good yarn
but reeeeeeeally linear at time... frodo has scare... frodo survives with help from his friends (repeat ad nauseum)
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:49,
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i've never read the book
but the films basically go "film starts. film goes on and on and on. xeron sleeps"
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:50,
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yeah but
there are some nifty fight sequences and some fancy special effects (massive still amazes me)and the special effects are actually welldone unlike those in the second matrix film (i havn't seen the third yet)
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:52,
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well
i didn't notice anything interesting happen in the entire film.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:54,
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I found the film LOTR so boring I
was ready to leave within about 30 mins of it starting. Not too keen on the books either.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:57,
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yes but what book/film isnt like that
what about the matrix, trinity comes close to death survives, neo comes close to death survives, repeat in next film.. and prolly in the next...
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51,
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The first film was good,
in that when you first see it you're not sure whats going on, and its exciting when its revealed what has happened to the human race. Sure, it has its share of bad acting, but as a concept its really good and it did make for an enjoyable film.
The second film was a bit arse, though.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53,
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The second film was a bit arse, though.
I thought...
...that Keanu Reeves character called for someone who was mainly bewildered and confused.
Therefore he was perfectly cast.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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Therefore he was perfectly cast.
i think they're ok
if you ignore the talking and stuff and just watch people shooting at each other and stuff
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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damn it my evil plan to take over the world
FOILED AGAIN BOOOOOOO HOOOO HOOOOOO
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30,
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i thought it a had a bit of a
john prescott look to it, but by the filename, brian blessed?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25,
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someone's
in that hippo? How can we guess who it is if they're underwater?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26,
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is it brian blessed?
it looks curiously like his character from phantom menace
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26,
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It's the Holy Trinity
Brian Blessed, 'Boss Nass' (Brian's Phantom Menace character) and a huge great hippo.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30,
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though there is no way
you should rmemeber that characters name, hang your head in shame
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:32,
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saw
him being interviewed on Jonathan Ross on Friday night , came across as being a really nice bloke
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:32,
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hes been keeping kangol in business
for the past 5 years, i believe:)
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:39,
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i like that a lot
i love the quo.
threadjack: who were the villains in seasons six and seven of buffy? i've finished an essay apart from that little bit and i can't remember who the buggers were.
edit - got em now, oops. ignore the above request.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25,
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threadjack: who were the villains in seasons six and seven of buffy? i've finished an essay apart from that little bit and i can't remember who the buggers were.
edit - got em now, oops. ignore the above request.
Where does
Doctor Octopus fit in to all this? Or Baron Greenback? Or Rum Baa-Baa?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35,
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Oh
I thought you meant the bible bashing purple overlord, everyone knows about Prince Charles
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:43,
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The Dread Pirate Roberts?
Or are you on about 'hjello, my name in Diego Inigo Montoya, you keeeel my fathhhher, prepare to die'?
Princess Bride - akshully
Name corrections by Dutchbird
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26,
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Princess Bride - akshully
Name corrections by Dutchbird
I fancied him
I fancied the blonde chap too, and secretly dreamed I was buttercup.
I would have done him in the hayloft though. Hard.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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I would have done him in the hayloft though. Hard.
ooo, it does excite me when ladies talk like that.
Please carry on.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31,
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Quite right too
though I agree with you about giving Inigo a good seeing to, you can have Westley, don't go for blonds, me :)
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35,
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Too right
Inigo reminded me of Mendoza from The Mysterious Cities of Gold, who I always thought was a bit of a dish.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36,
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Blonde bloke
was Wesley (or, as Buttercup pronounced it, Westley).
Fab film :o)
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36,
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Fab film :o)
Aha! I knew it was wrong
but couldn't remember the right name. I shall go back and edit it. Ta.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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It's a facking great filum
one of those ones just perfect for curling up on the sofa on a miserable Sunday afternoon.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31,
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Yes
yes yes. It's great. Heart-warming, intelligent and funny - all in a lovely tongue-in-cheek way.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36,
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It's the Pirates of the Carribean
of the 1980s. And always available in those discount bins in petrol stations for £3.99 for when your old copy wears out - yay!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:38,
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You know, i went to this party last night
I got really really really drunk, and it was soooooooooooo funny, and everyone was laughing, because i did funny things, like putting my coat on backwards! i mean like we all put britney spears on and was dancing and i was like 'ooooooh hit me baby one more TIIIIIIIME,' and everyone was like, wow, your a good singer and i was like thanks. Thats my favourite song you see. I LOVE YOU ALL, AND WANT TO DIE WITH YOU TOGETHER FOREVER. like in rohan, where the horses will trample us deep into the ground near the earths core.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15,
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im baz and so is my mum and my wife and my sister
and the pope
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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baz!
where are you baz!
btw, your profile leads me to believe you are in fact a man.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17,
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btw, your profile leads me to believe you are in fact a man.
nor can i.
i smash things. why don't they teach reverse parking on tests?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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isnt reverse parking driving away in a car thats in a car park?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22,
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you reverse round a corner, and parallel park on a street
but don't learn how to park in car park bays.
redicorororous.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24,
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redicorororous.
maybe its illegal to teach parking in bays
surely youd only wanna park your boat in a bay not your car!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26,
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BSM teach you.
I'm learning to drive and I'm fucking great at bay parking.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30,
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well things are usually taught in lessons then tested in tests
/pedant
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23,
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/pedant
hheheh
'geroutofit!
edit/ is that mad charlie from monkeyworld?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33,
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edit/ is that mad charlie from monkeyworld?
Let me guess...
is it...
OUR ALL GAY?
Edit - For your sake, I REALLY hope that you're very young. In which case, you shouldn't be drinking. Otherwise you are just stupid and annoying.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22,
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OUR ALL GAY?
Edit - For your sake, I REALLY hope that you're very young. In which case, you shouldn't be drinking. Otherwise you are just stupid and annoying.
my moneys
on it being an existing b3ta chap/lady ironically trolling.
with hilarious consequences.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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with hilarious consequences.
I want to just delete it
but when you delete a thread with this many replies, people always moan. You just can't win.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:34,
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strange.
I find I stop blinking, to maintain %100 eye contact with the ladies in the pictures.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21,
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Hmmm
Demands the source pic now:)
for ummm further investigation
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31,
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for ummm further investigation
Ahhh
thay need a candle.
And some chutneys for their poppadums.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:11,
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And some chutneys for their poppadums.
Space bar, eh?
Hold on..........
So it bloody does! Think of the ways this could change my life!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:14,
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So it bloody does! Think of the ways this could change my life!
wow!
space bar!
i wonder what all these other bloody buttons do.
Edit: After expirementation and a little
logic i discover the same effects can be
acheived through the use of "Page Up" and "Page Down" keys.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18,
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i wonder what all these other bloody buttons do.
Edit: After expirementation and a little
logic i discover the same effects can be
acheived through the use of "Page Up" and "Page Down" keys.
Reminiscing of school days...
Customers keep ringing me up today, minimising my usage of b3ta. Who do they think they are? Honestly.
NOTE: Please substitute "BUNDLE" for "PILE ON" depending on location.
Bundle? you bunch of weirdos... : )
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:02,
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Customers keep ringing me up today, minimising my usage of b3ta. Who do they think they are? Honestly.
NOTE: Please substitute "BUNDLE" for "PILE ON" depending on location.
Bundle? you bunch of weirdos... : )
probably but where im from is far from posh
too many pikeys around to be posh!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:08,
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"getcha lovely fresh filth 'ere...
...three bunches for a fiver!"
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17,
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I'm stinking rich
and went to private school.
T'was a bundle there.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:16,
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T'was a bundle there.
I'm from the famously posh
town of Basildon - twas bundle there too.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25,
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
i saw people sweeping up leaves today with a big machine. i wasn't happy with them.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03,
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if thats anything like my schooldays,
the three fattest leaves on the tree are waiting till everyone else is in the pile before doing a monster bellyflop on top.
I would be the leaf at the bottom.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:05,
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I would be the leaf at the bottom.
Woo!
that am great.
Darn pesky customers.
got my copy of hummus BTW, many thanks.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06,
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Darn pesky customers.
got my copy of hummus BTW, many thanks.
see theres someone who knows what im talking about!!!
right there look see her, oh no i think shes gone......... oh well.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09,
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DB's dead posh and southern (and a bit foreign for that matter)
i reckon that's the difference...
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18,
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The school I went
to definitely wasn't posh. Full of teenage mothers and kids in NaffCo54 jackets
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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Ours was slightly more posh
All the kids had those Campri jackets with the picture of a skier on the back
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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ello
hull boy - how is married life treating you? I am bit busy at the mo running me pub and got no pc or photoshop :(
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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married life is good
as long as i do what im told:)
have you changed the name of the pub to 'The Furtive Arms' yet:
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31,
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have you changed the name of the pub to 'The Furtive Arms' yet:
Bundle?
PILE ON!
EVERY TIME.
I suppose you call croggies 'backies' and knockout/knockout doubles 'cuppies' or something.
Tsk.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17,
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EVERY TIME.
I suppose you call croggies 'backies' and knockout/knockout doubles 'cuppies' or something.
Tsk.
we called "knockout" Wembley, and wembley doubles.
Just goes to show it takes all sorts.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18,
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What the fuck are croggies or backies
for that matter? To quote Stouffer WTFAYBOA?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22,
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its where kids try and fit more kids on a pushbike than it was designed for.
5 on a bmx was the record where I came from.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25,
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5????
you must be from Crewe or something...
we got 7 on a Kuwhara, down the local building site in Mold....
/why can't you muck about in building sites nowadays, was always the best fun that was...
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:40,
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we got 7 on a Kuwhara, down the local building site in Mold....
/why can't you muck about in building sites nowadays, was always the best fun that was...
like an ET?
where someone sits on the handlebars. wasn't a backie when someone stands on pegs on the back wheel of a dubious looking BMX?
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:42,
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Oooh, just spotted this
yep, it's bundle where I'm from too. A pile-on was much more benign and involves small children leaping onto their parent.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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BUUUNNNNDLLLLE!!!
:D I'm from Southampton, if anyone's taking notes. it wasn't a posh school, tho. no way!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:46,
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the cost of diapers was beginning to bankrupt them
enlargify
hi everybody!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51,
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enlargify
hi everybody!
the giant baby is a machine
for producing tears and vom
but its biggest export is its poo
enough to build a bomb
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:52,
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but its biggest export is its poo
enough to build a bomb
okay everybody review your posts
and go back and edit them so they make sense.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:55,
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carpet bomb.
and sofa bomb. and curtains bomb. and bed bomb. and everything else that can be stained with POO
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:54,
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More fan art
Pengy's joined the French Foreign Legion
Come back, Pengy! Things will get better!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:50,
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Come back, Pengy! Things will get better!
is that a shadow
or has he been lying down on the job!
wooyay houpla
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51,
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wooyay houpla
non-pixel pengy
this fan art is getting like proper fan art!
woo!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51,
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woo!
In the words of Hunter S Thompson/Raoul Duke
Holy Jesus!, Mother of God!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:46,
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wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:58,
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