The British Weather Project

Next up at Tate Modern.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:06, archived)

wahey. lurvely
hope you're feeling better old boy. Fancy a pint at the Wavereley tomorrow? I'm paying playing.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

might do...
see how it's going.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)

jolly good
I have a song about an orang-utan which should make anybody happy.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:25, archived)

Blargh

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)

Aaarrgh!!"111111eleven
mummy.


woo btw
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)

No
it's a spider.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:02, archived)

You haven't
seen my Mum.

Or have you?
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:03, archived)

Yikes! Woo!

( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)

Arrrgh!
kill it!!
( TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

Aaaaahhhh!

(Stacker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)

hehe
defender woo.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)

breakfast anyone?

(tom_artosorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:48, archived)

:o
and rice?
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:48, archived)

rice . . .
and pea . . .

kiss ma teef!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)

tink of the children
they're da most important ting now.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:54, archived)

Aaahh invented by
Pushin MeRicketyshack
(Punk-Ass, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)

looks...
good?
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:50, archived)

cheesy
peas?
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:10, archived)

Are the peas
roasted?
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

Not yet
but I'm sure they will be the next time I am ran out of ideas.
(tom_artosorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:31, archived)

Quorned Beef
Arf !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)

mmmmmmm
peas
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

West Point - it's for nobs.

( Vermin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:15, archived)

aha!
i've only just spotted the c0ck!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:30, archived)

haha
woo, good idea
(Eywood, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:39, archived)

heh, took me a second
subtle, i like it :

where is everyone anyway? shurley the uk contingent should be at work, logged on and drinking tea by now ?
( spiny is content., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)

did all you b3tans
attend the same school of cock-drawing?

woo on the picture.
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:53, archived)

There is only one correct way to draw a comedy cock
and that is the one.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:00, archived)

cfb
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:45, archived)

Ha!
Super Woo
( Vermin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:51, archived)

love
it.
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:52, archived)

That am
Extremely woo!

and I love your profile... Birdhouse, woo!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:56, archived)

That is
extremely good.
W/Y/H
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:04, archived)

haha
splendid!
( barnesy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:20, archived)

that deserves a special

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:27, archived)

dolly cooper!
woo!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:30, archived)

Brilliant
Have a bit of houpla with you woo.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

Ch-ching!

Must have been done before (and better) but I had to get it out of my head
(big girl's blouse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:17, archived)

it has been done
but still has a bit of woo about it
(Phil Febuggure, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:30, archived)

is was done the other week in a different challenge.
the software we really need challenge.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:06, archived)

My boss has a new boss who looks like David Brent
I had a meeting with him yesterday, and managed to jot down all the corporate buzzwords he used in the hour and half, without him noticing. I got around 40 words or expressions that essentially are empty of meaning.

I think I need a new job
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

probably a weird time for banksy reference, but what the hell...

(pseudosocrates, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:55, archived)

what is
a bansky?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:09, archived)

Banksy is
a famous British Graffiti artist
http://www.banksy.co.uk/

Hence the weird time to post, as Brits will not be awake at this point.
(pseudosocrates, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:14, archived)

I'm awake
never seen any of his work offline though
( freakimus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:31, archived)

theres loads
of it dotted around bristol, very good it is too.
It makes a change to see some well thought out grafitti...
( spiny is content., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:42, archived)

All over hackney too
.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)

I don't know what he looks like
but I imagine him something like this.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:28, archived)

ah yes
the Chavart movement
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)

I'm awake.........
just
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

have you seen his sculpture?
its just across the road from my workplace.


its shit. its 'the thinker' with a cone on its head hilariouly renamed 'the drinker' hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!11111111ROLF hmmmmmm.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

smashin'
:D
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:47, archived)

thats woo!
i saw some stuff like that in portsmouth a while back. I think it was a head from Planet of the Apes!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:31, archived)

woo...banksy rules
...although I was a bit perturbed that he recently got himself a trainer deal from Puma...turf war i think they're called...hmmmmmm and him the anti-corporation/establishment type...

Here's one of mine....


grrrmmmfgrumble
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

uh...

good candy...
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:53, archived)

That's quite well done!
Woo and a yay!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:54, archived)

cool...
my first ever aquired woo-and-yay. thankee.
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:57, archived)

oo err
woo yay, hooopla
( freakimus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:33, archived)

woo
that's hypnotically good
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:49, archived)

Nicely done
m u s t s t o p s t a r i n g . . .
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

Very Jhonen Vasquez
Woo!
( friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:31, archived)

now that ya mention it...
i may have subconsciously ripped off Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's hair-do...
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

Someone asked for this earlier

.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:50, archived)

It's naughty! Naughty!
But I don't have any ink in my printer anyway :(

But woo!!

Now go make me something to eat
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:52, archived)

[giggle]
well done!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:53, archived)

i've saved that for next xmas
huzzah!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:31, archived)

goatse in the clouds.
www.redcoat.net/pics/couldsecx.jpg it's not graphic, just well shopped.
( Telltolin internet superstar, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:55, archived)

Oh, that's good!
Your work, by any chance?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:57, archived)

board's dead as dead
nighty night night night
( sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:02, archived)

It picks up
within the hour (7:00 am, GMT).
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:06, archived)

*hovers finger over F5*
*waits*
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:17, archived)

After your time on the board
I'm suprised your F5 key isn't a hole in your desk!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)

I was AWOL
For around 6 months when I wasn't online

And I've been through countless keyboards since... mostly because I have a tendency to drop them and then step on them while trying to pick them up, etc (I'm a real klutz)
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:23, archived)

haha!
I usually end up spilling something in mine. I like the "Natural" keyboards by Microsoft, so they're $60 a pop.

/edit: I go through them like Kleenex!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:25, archived)

Same here
lol

One day I'll make a mobile out of all the broken little bits I have

Plus, I lurk. A lot.
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:31, archived)

Apparently.
I've posted more in three days than you have in your b3tan life.

Quality trumps quantity, though.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:39, archived)

This
posting and talking thing is rare for me

Usually I only post if I have a pic or if I really like something :P
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:41, archived)

It's fun.
Some of the people on B3ta aren't terible to talk to (except for Mystery Bob, who should be here in 15 to 30 minutes)

/edit: Plus, you look like a fun person (from your profile pic).
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:44, archived)

oh man... me too.
although i did have a keyboard with a non-functional "a" key for almost a month. got around it by using @, or cut-n-pasting.
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:00, archived)

i just got a nice new cordless one
i like it a lot
( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:31, archived)

I've considered cordless
but figure I'd got through a set of batteries a month. (I'm one of those 16-hour/day users)

/edit: next step is Wi-Fi, including the cell.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:36, archived)

stay away fromme the light
( Oysdgp what's different?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:05, archived)

just reworked this
click here for penguin surfing
( sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:36, archived)

Duval is packed
To the few who said "Cars,People";

Live feed from Key West
"http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/"
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:41, archived)

If you're in Key West, I'm jealous.
Heat be damned, there are no better people in the world.

/edit: and no better place to be with them...
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:49, archived)

I'm off to bed, I leave you with this:
If some catastrophic event led to you being 99.9% sure that the world was going to end,
and the final thing you wanted to do is have sex, would you still use a condom?

Think about the irony
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:18, archived)

that's like:
why do they sterilize needles before a lethal injection?
( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:20, archived)

or:
fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

and im really off to bed this time.
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:23, archived)

Or drinking American beer
is like having sex in a canoe.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:34, archived)

No. I've had sex in a canoe *twice*.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:35, archived)

I once canoed
40 miles naked.

/edit: Canuding
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:04, archived)

Lucky you
I've only ever canoodled in a canoe.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:04, archived)

I'm American
And I make my own beer. Therefore by definition, "American Beer." It is a most heady brew that tastes vaguely like root beer. Knocks you on your ass (about 18% by volume).
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:41, archived)

As have I
and it is delightful.

By comparison, would you compare your brew to the heartlessness of typical American beer?

American beer is like having sex in a canoe, because it's "fucking close to water"
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:45, archived)

I get the joke...
I never buy the mass produced stuff. I used to live about 2 miles from the Thomas Kemper brewery... Good stuff.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:52, archived)

My tendancies are toward imports and micros.
Pete's Wicked, Sam Adams, Anchor Steam, and Guiniess are worthy. I like big flavo(u)r!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:59, archived)

really?
I live close to Hale's Ales, although my favorite local (Seattle, WA, USA) brew is Mac and Jack's African Amber. It's double hopped and damn yummy.
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:24, archived)

certainly Miller
is fucking close to water.
( djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:43, archived)

I was once in Milwaulkee, Wisconsin
and asked for a 'local beer'. They offered me Miller. Realizing the bartendress was clueless, I then asked for any micro-brew.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:47, archived)

Miller High Life
Is the worst beer I've ever had.

And yet, I've a friend here, who's Canadian who will defend it for hours on end when he's toasted. Canadian beer is superior by far to American, and yet...

Oh well

Yay for homemade though. If it's black and gurgles at me when I'm about to drink it, I'm all for it!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:47, archived)

Miller High Life
is not a *terrible* American beer. I like the bottle shape better than the contents, and so have many of my dates. Good in a pinch.

(an imprompteu secret I'll share with you all)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:51, archived)

ROFL
Horrible!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:53, archived)

Not horrible
just creative.

and fun!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:00, archived)

Mind out for that vacuum effect.
*ouch*
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)

No, I wouldn't.
If the world ends, who cares. If it doesn't, we're rebuilding.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:33, archived)

Me too
good night.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:03, archived)

'nite!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:05, archived)

ARGH GET IT AWAAYYY
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:04, archived)

How
do you smell?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)

jamaica?

( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:06, archived)

Himalayan?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:12, archived)

alaska?

( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:20, archived)

lithuania?
real country: 100% fact. that's where my family's from
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:24, archived)

Indonesian?
My spelling may or may not suck.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:34, archived)

The tangent is the first three mean something when spoken.
Jamaica = "Did you make her"
Himalayan = "Him a laying"
Alaska = "I'll ask her"
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:54, archived)

Ok..
How about "In da knee sian"...
Bit of a stretch.. hehe
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:00, archived)

Yes, do. People really need noses.
Oh, was this what people had in mind?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:07, archived)

AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! It's Me!!

(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:02, archived)

Holy crap, so it is!
You're larger and hairier than I imagined, somehow 8)

edit: larger as is 'adult', before you think I'm being rude.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:04, archived)

LOL!!
Adults can be weird too.. I'm also large. 6'2" 280# of nobody really gives me any trouble anymore.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:07, archived)

All the more reason for me not to be rude then.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:08, archived)

You've got me
by an inch and ten pounds.

Isn't it funny how you can be yourself at that size? Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could be as accepting without a percieved threat.

All rhetoric, mind. Just a thought.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:15, archived)

Sometimes
I think smaller people are intimidated by my booming voice and large presence. I usually do not intend to do so but sometimes it can be fun ;)
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:30, archived)

But don't you find
it also gives you leave to be a 'gentle giant'.

I enjoy the freedom of acting how I wish.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:36, archived)

My normal mode.
.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:38, archived)

'Tis a good thing
all 'round.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:54, archived)

Yay!
Here's me:

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)

are those two different pictures?
or the same picture with you in two different backgrounds?
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:20, archived)

Two pics
I took one from the left while looking at the cam and then rotated the cam around by about 90 degrees and took another.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:32, archived)

you look familiar...
you're not canadian, are you?
( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:21, archived)

rawr
Wants so very much to have a Canadian b3ta bash :)

I'm broke, otherwise I'd offer to hop in the car and come have a beer with ya right now
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:25, archived)

yeah i'm broke too
i'm thinking the bash may be at some point in the summer once i can get a job
( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:44, archived)

Me? No not Canadian
Washingtonian
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:31, archived)

i've seen you before...



...on the bridge of the starship enterprise.
( djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:44, archived)

Where
are you from?

Oops... Didn't see the bottom line.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:53, archived)

More Wiggley Stuff...

(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:27, archived)

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Blargh. Bad 80s flashbacks...
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:26, archived)

oh dear
you look like Gary bushell.

/coat
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:36, archived)

Santa! your hands are cold there..


I need to put the sign in that picture into a form that could be used as an actual sign to put on the door of one whom I love, very dearly. Please aid me!
(pailpatch, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)

I'd say,
request the aid of SunshineElephant
also, there are some very good day boarderes who may be able to help.
but, as it stands, this shift right now has limitied talent[no offence to anyone] for that kind of stuff
if i tried it, it would look like the snowman had anorexia.
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:13, archived)

Speak for yourself.
I'm talented.


( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

oh god
this is why i put in "[no offence to anyone]"
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

.

(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:07, archived)

Ha!
That's quite cheered me up.

I can't believe anyone can manipulate goatse though. I mean, obviously apart from the man himself.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)

.
You just close your eyes and move the mouse around. The image gets burned into the retina, so there's no chance of failure...
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:11, archived)

I've been on the 'net for just over ten years.
I'm numb to it. When I see something like Goatse.cx, I'm more curious about how much he's practiced, rather than being offended by it. While it's not a typical thing, it's a normal thing taken to extremes.

People learn from it, which makes it good.

Of course, I'm bi, so I might be a little less daunted by what I see.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:19, archived)

Don't get me wrong here.
The goatse-induced shock is much the same as the 'bumgay' laugh. It's innocently horrible, like the bumgay jokes are innocently funny. It's not to do with it being a gay man's rectum, just that IT'S A REALLY BIG RECTUM!

I hope this clarifies my position. It's also the first time I've posted the word 'rectum' on b3ta.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:30, archived)

I hope it was a good experience
and not a huge leap.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:37, archived)

It was marvellous.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:42, archived)

Yay!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

...
I'm talented, I thought.
( Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)

i'm a useless git
go on, say it
( rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:00, archived)

You're a useless git.
[snuggle]
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:06, archived)

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)

now i think
he needs a big version of that.
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

Yay
Let's ask him, since we're sign-making bitches. ;-)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

This whole thing is becoming a bit odd.

( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

Too lazy to shop it
Close your eyes, imagine the sign and read "ANYONE I've been a naughty girl PLEASE SPANK"

Then print that out and hang it on your door
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:39, archived)

Ahem
*loads up fresh toner cartriges*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:49, archived)

thats lovely
a larger size of that would be nice. I need to be able to print this off and have it take up at least a full page.

Perhaps I'll try it again during the day.
(pailpatch, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)

Yeah, you should try in the day, I think.
We're all useless here. Try about 11.30am EST, and say that Baz said it would be OK. That should get you some good results.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:12, archived)

Thanks
for the continued praise.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:31, archived)

Do you like it tilted
or would you prefer it straight up and down? I'll redo it for you.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:21, archived)

...


It needs to be cleaned up a little bit more... clicky for fullsize
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:30, archived)

I feel ashamed for my behaviour now.
The Spirit of True Fluff®
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:33, archived)

RE: Your sign
Possibly.


What shameful behaviour? lol


The board is dead at this hour
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:36, archived)

I know - I've been used to UK b3ta hours for the last year or so
and now I've moved to US (and have a job so I can't really post during the working day) I miss it greatly.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:40, archived)

I can understand what you're going through.
I work for myself, so I get on at all hours of the day. Day shift is a LOT different than night shift.

Don't undersell the night shift, though. There are a few (mostly lurking) that are quite talented. Our volume is less (and spam a bit more), but there is still talent to be found in a pinch (I try to help, as I can).
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:52, archived)

Oh, it's not a talent thing - I've seen some great stuff here at night.
And actually, I've a fairly flexible job so I can at least hit the 5pm UK rush over lunch. I just miss the general activity and sort of humour. US humour is different - not worse, just different.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:03, archived)

A good point, well made.
British humor is different, which is part of my attraction to this site (other than the graphic talent). I enjoy 'the other side of the coin', so to speak.

I think many British take a little more pride in grammar, and the jokes, et al, have a little more flavor. They're often more a turn of phrase than a 'jump in your face' type of joke.

It's all quite good. I take it in scoops and enjoy the ride.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:11, archived)

I certainly take pride in my grammar.
And if you listen carefully, I say 'cock orff'.

8)
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:15, archived)

Exactly
Why this is the time I prefer to post, since everything I post is all crap anyway :P
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:19, archived)

Everything you post is effort.
which isn't crap.

B3ta is a community. There are elite people (pippy is one of my favorites, Eclectech another), we all contribute. It's part of the beauty. By posting, we learn to be better. Our peers teach us, and we grow.

It's just a good thing.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:29, archived)

LOL
Thanks for the ego boost :P

I'm sure I could improve my technique, but it doesn't help when I can't convey what I'm thinking anyway, technique or no... usually end up ditching things I'm working on cause nobody else gets it :P

I have a hole in my hummus tank methinks
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:36, archived)

I have the same leak.
I posted this yesterday (well, two days ago, now).


I wanted it to be so much more, but I just don't have the skill.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:40, archived)

That gives me
the fear
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:50, archived)

But only
from the tiniest corner.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:56, archived)

my effort
*blinks* it's outta here!
( djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:27, archived)

Cliche
Furtive Steals A Rolls


I realised earlier I'd never shopped Furtive or Fluffy, so here... if it's too big (134k) I can make it a linky, otherwise clicky for slightly biggerer and biggerer (233k)...
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)

good to see
the old gang back in action
( djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:09, archived)

seamless
Woo for moving animations!

( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)

:)
that's cute.
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:44, archived)

That's
726Kb, mind.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:12, archived)

Yay for fluffiness!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)

BAh...

(BurningFeetMan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:05, archived)

Clicks "fuck off" repeatedly
Nothing in Comic Sans can be taken seriously.

(Why am I so unfluffy this evening?)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2856364
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:12, archived)

True.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

Money Making Chainletter That Works
vast quantity of text turned into a linky
(bubble, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)

The scary part is,
as person number 6, you've just posted your home address to B3ta.

In a spam.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2856349
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

'makes bomb'
'puts it in box'

'stamps'

'puts in mailbox'

'waits'
(Scorcho, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:40, archived)

( djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

Cool pic
The original poster is crazy though.

Crazy like Ted R Kurts
(conuil, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)

that actually
makes sense.

But it is 4.10AM.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:12, archived)

It does not make sense.
It's bullshit numbers. You're sending a dollar to a different sucker higher up the ladder.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:45, archived)

Greatest Vitamin in in The World
Spam spam spam.
(bubble, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:59, archived)

Yes, please!
3 dozen cases for me. Contact my PA and she'll take care of payment.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)

If you had a glass belly button
with your head shoved that far up your ass, you could still look out and see where you are going.

We are not your fucking target audience.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)

The top chain letter one is great
as presumably he's number 6?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)

I'm thinking
magazine subscriptions. LOTS of them!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:04, archived)

to
goat porn
(Phil Febuggure, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 7:29, archived)

Well, that's it for tonight.


edit: this looks like crap, doesn't it?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:57, archived)

You are a beautiful man.
Can I fold your socks?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:04, archived)

If I could get the text looking like the genuine posts
then you could fold my socks.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

You won't
as a gif. JPG might get close.

It's tough as an image.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:09, archived)

don't use
anti-aliasing

[edit] *blinks* vanished, like an old oak table
( djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)

Ah - I've got the problem sorted.
My mac is auto-aliasing the browser display, I've autoaliased my image so it doesn't look too bad to me but shit to everyone else.

I think.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)

Fonts on the board
are likely (usually) anti-aliased.

To make them match (since the board is in grayscale) try making your text image in greyscale. You'll get a lot more bang for your 256 colors and not have to suffer JPG artifacts.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 4:38, archived)