awwww

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

Of course, even the finest memes....

....grow old
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha!
'You young Domos don't know you're born.' Or summat.
Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

He might have trouble with a
Werthers though, without any teeth. Woo!
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)

He has an incredibly powerful
suck.

I can't believe I've just said that......
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha!
Reminds me of Denzil and Gwynned on Absolutely. 'Hoo-oovers can't bite but they can give a nathty thuck'

Just me that watched, that then?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)

no no no no
I make it a point of principal to say vid-ayo and stonybridge as often as possible
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

Yay!
I miss Absolutely :(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

Never understimate the importance of
D-I-whayyy.

:@ )
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

i remember when this was all fields
and i used to chase kittens.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

Poor old sod
Even his pubes have gone grey.
(I'll know I'm really old when that happens to me !)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)

...Get out of my garden... I know your father!
... things are more expensive

please get me out of this home, they're trying to kill me

/aren't the elderly amusing?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

Morning all.

Have something fluffy.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

Aaah!
That's lovely.
'Ning!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Tis fluffy indeed
Nice work
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

Ah
coot
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

Morning all
My latest adventure.

( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

Aww fuck_ning_woo
Bears with RPG's!! More!!!
(Gratch, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

Bears with RPGs?
Okay Gentle Ben, your turn to roll the d20, oh, tough luck I've beaten your orc. *roar growl munch munch munch*
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)

chortle, chortle
most amusing good sir.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

ah a music critic
hahaha and woo
( amon - hooray :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

Haha!
That's great! I love you.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

Heheh. That's great

(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

polar sectarianism?
or simply justifiable homicide of marching bands?
either way 'tis exceeding good
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

hahah brilliant!
as always *jealous* I must learn more patience, then I can make fun things too, possibly I shall grow an imagination to go with it.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

Thankyou ma'am
*waves to holland*
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)

it'd be funny if the whole
country waved back at you.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)

be even funnier if I lived there

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Pfftt!

( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

or was Dutch

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

or had arms
for waving
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)

Or or or or.... or... um... or
Yeah!
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)

I have got arms! *shock*
In August I will happily wave from NL ..if I actually get my passport sorted and go over there.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

sorry
from the pic in your profile i assumed you had stumps
;)
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)

that is possibly the nicest thing anyone ever said
but you're wrong, I have got lovely long arms, with hands and fingers and thumbs on the ends.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)

well thats alright then :)

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)

i was wondering
that myself.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

oops
was going by the .nl in your mail thing in your profile. Or did I just misread it?

Now, where are my slippers? I have to dig a trench you know.

/senile.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

haah
no, my mail server in in Holland. It spamproofs me. So I can see why you thought it.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)

woo
damn penguins
tone deaf the lot of em*



*apparantly
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

fantabulous
once again!
(reefus-, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

...
...timing

lovely
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

At last
polar bear's revenge. Brilliant!
Have a big

(Gype, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

Arf1one!
Woo!
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

Woo!
Brill
( wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

Woo Yay!

( harribo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

I eat green berets for breakfast - and right now I am VERY hungry!!


one for commando fans
(Retro Granny, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

Working now
Hoped it was a joke about Commandos Behind Enemy Lines, but it wasn't. Oh look, a cigarette packet.... *twonk*
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

also looking forward to it
.... :¬)

*ning* the front page is looking very nice this mornin'

/edit - see it now. LOL Woooo
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

haha
that's class :)
( Rainbow Mong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

It's Tinfingers birthday and she's at work...
Happy birthday to me... :(


( Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

Happy birthday :)
and yay for Domoness
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Happy Birthday
Smile. Don't do any work, drink tea and enjoy your day.
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

happy birthday to you
habby pirthday yo tou
happy girthday dear tinfingers
tappy yirthday bo hou
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)

oh
happy girthday... now that's something I'd be happy with :D
( Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

be happy now
....

seemless
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

Nice!
*grinning*

:D
( Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

..
Bring me sunshine
In your snarl......
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

( stup0t, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

Thank you everyone!
Feeling slightly more fluffy already :)
( Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

Happy Birthday!
And woo to short fat hairy legs.
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

ahhhhh

( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)

Slinky chic!
I like the way she moves.
(Baa Lamb, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

TJ
argh where is my tshirt i ordered it on fri and its still no here
anyone elses take this long
grump!!! :(
(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

mine came nice and quickly....
but 3 of the 4 badges I ordered were missing :(
( TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)

Had to look at the filename.
But still good. Hurrah.
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

Well that
totaly went over my head.
(Baa Lamb, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

took me a glance at the filename
but "bwahahahahahahahahaha"

it would almost grape my squildo if she ate some fucking food *ahem* sorry.
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

she is indeed
far too thin.
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

some thin people do eat alot of food
and still look tiny, myself included, so don't judge before you actually know.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)

*jealous*

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)

don't be
you have to put up with mindless comments as above, from people in the street who don't even know you. You get stared at when you do eat to see if you're going to go and puke it up after, it's cold in winter and hurts more if you fall over.
Plus contrary to popular belief they don't make clothes to fit very tall very thin people.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)

I'd rather have that problem
than a big arse :(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)

no no no
big arses are great
particularly if you need to regularly stick needles in them
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

No they aren't!
Mind you, I might be glad of it if I'm ever called on to donate bone marrow. Big needles.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

swap ya an arse
then you too can be really uncomfortable sitting on anything that's no upholstered.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

Hahaha!
What a great idea an arse-swap is :D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

i once had a girlfriend who was sooo thin
she broke 2 ribs just from coughing

100% fact
(gamera, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

I aint that thin
I have very small bones, got a fair enough covering of lard, but as I am 6 foot tall, being 8 stone bloody shows loads.. *grumbles*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

I think
I'm in luuurv.

:@ *

/smitten

edit:Damn - you've already fallen for Bovine
and his incredibly posh pies.....

:@ (

/devastated
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)

I would guess she doesn't though.
(I'm in the same boat as you, eat loads, thin as a thin thing.)
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

Thin we can forgive
But she's also just frightful, repulsive and nasty..

And that's just too much.
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)

I'm sure you look thoroughly lovely
and eat like a hungry pig
but she's known for living off airfreighted peruvian mineral water and the occassional slice of organic mongolian lemon peel
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

I have no clue who she even is
So who knows wtf she eats.
Anyone wishing to donate many cheeseburgers,kebabs and cakes to the 'let's-make evil-lu-fatter-fund' are very welcome though, and beer.. lots of that.;)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

You are a definite
candidate for my "Go On, Have A Pie" charity I may one day set up.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

yay
you coming to the bash on 20th? You can bring me a pie then (not one with mushrooms in though please)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

I am indeed,
and I will bring a pie with me...probably a Ginsters one.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

oooh posh
I love you
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

I truly do
know the meaning of the word class.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

if it were possible
to msn lard I'd do it right now
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

i'm eating a jam doughnut
and i'm still snake hipped...and i also think i have found the perfect woman...your profile moves me, hello.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

you like grumpy old bags?
bless you , I'll just phone the vicar.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

too late i'm afraid
my other half is not grumpy at all...although the whole yingyang thing is currently appealing to me...

/bit of grump on the side? ;)
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)

hahaha
cheeky
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

not really cheeky...
/boney arse...ROLFMAYOONRYE
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

errrrrrr

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)

Hahaha!
That's woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

That's odd
in a most uncomfortable way.

w/y/h

Edit: What's this about the filename?
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

It's Paris Hilton
in a spring.
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)

Who's Paris Hilton?

( Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

do a google search
but make sure you don't have your credit card details handy...
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Do you live under a rock?
Mind you, I wish I didn't know who she is.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

I'm with you
on that one
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

Woohoo Love it
But that poor lassie is heading for severe nipple clampage!
(Gratch, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

So you've also tried
one of those chest expander springs while naked.
(Baa Lamb, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

Yup and it worked a treat!
My chest expanded 4 inched when i was screaming SWEET JESUS!! as it bit into my tender flesh.
(Gratch, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

a school friend of mine
once knocked a tooth out with the "safe" rubber version
how we laughed
how he bled
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

.

(ChrisK, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

.
First effort with Photoshop CS... Colours a bit off I think....
(ChrisK, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)

George does have an impressive rack on him though

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)

That's pretty woo for a first effort.
'Ning b3tans :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

'NING
back at you
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

christ we are on 23000 already!!!!

(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

Yup.
b3ta will burst soon.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)

very
good
(Sigma5, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

Good night All!
I leave you with an extremely quick and horribly dirty paint mashing of common events in my house.
Click here for any
representation at all of my girlfriend eating my brains as I type my last sentences for the nighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmrnepioagjernvpi...........
...............

[edit] stupid html can't read minds
[2nd edit] dammit! the late hours are killing me! It's 2:30 a.m here in California and I have class at 9. D'oh!
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)

Argh! Bitmap!
killitkillitkillitkillit.

Or convert it to a jpg or something.
(ex-rat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)

how romantic!
TJ: am I alone in (infrequently) thinking it would be nice to have a timezone in profiles so you can see which shift the various forriners are working in?

edit: fuck me ... 800kb bitmap? no wonder she's eating your brains
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)

good idea
and a dictionary to help spell foreigners :)
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)

je sais bien ecrire "etrangers"
c'est une petite chose qu'on appelle "humour" en anglais <inserer emoticon ici>
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)

not a french dictionary
doh
wo ist mein luftkissenboot?
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)

where you left it
/mother
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)

yes
quite
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)

"4-1 on the nose MMMRRRRAAAAAAA"

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)

woo!
hey anakin pulled his horse pod



/topical


Ning!
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

thats great

( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)

Woo
love that
(Goodie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)

yay McCririck

(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)

see him try to cross the street


It didn't come out as well as I'd hoped ... :-/

cfb
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

I can see what you were trying here!!
Still a Woo with a bit of Yay!! Cool idea!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)

??

Another scientific paper drives me blind
( alexr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:13, archived)

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:14, archived)

my thoughts exactly
could you please reassure me and tell me that ISNT the queen,

ugghhhhh


'NING all
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)

It is NOT the queen
Though many of them are
( alexr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

phew

i was begining to think i wouldnt be able to sleep tonight, thinking of old lizzies shapley thigh.....
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)

Woo!
where did you get your domo t-shirt from?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)

jlist

its gotta be delivered from san diego, but on the currency conversion its quite good.
works out about £12 including postage
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

ah, yes thats the place, i couldn't remember the url.
cheers.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)

it looks as though he's got his private bits on display

which is quite worrying but i'm sure will provide hours of fun conversation
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)

you should have got a bukkake dvd to go with it.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

who says i didnt
.....
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

i'll pop round when it arrives.
just as a quality control measure, you understand.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

i'll get the pringles and beer in
.
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

To me,
it looks like Whoopy Goldberg.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

your not colour blind


are you?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)

PR in the filename
and the mention of Scientific papers.
weiver reep
( alexr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)

Animate it...
...Terry Gilliam styleeeee!!!

Woo!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)

joe knew...

...That he'd have to get heavy to get ahead.
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

Hehe
crazy.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

It's
like he Evil dead for Sperm.

"Gimme some sugar baby".
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

fear and terror
my sperm's greatest weapon. My sperm's two greatest weapons are fear, terror and speed. Three! My sperm's threee greatest wepapons are...

repost from deeeeeeeep in the spazz, too big for board:
www.bloggerheads.com/images/ovanova_b3ta.gif
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

hehe
that made me laugh
(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)

Knives
in your testicles would be very painful, sorry to state the obvious, murderous little shits
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)

Domo is going to kill my girlfriend!

click for a bigger more shocking pic!
Also, I am trying to make my profile look cooler than it is. I know, I know, it's going to be hard to make it look cooler, but,
I was wondering how to make the background another colo(u)r, and so on......
also i am not very good at html
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:44, archived)

djol wrote a guide
there's a link in my profile
( lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

thank you much
and for you down there...
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

Woah
Had you noticed that your girlfriend is a zombie?
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

she don't love him for his good looks
It's all about his brains...
(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

Mmmmmm....
Spicy brains....
(Seaneeboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

Well many ladies believe that we keep our brains "somewhere else"
so he could be in luck, wahey!
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)

Oooooouuuuucccccchhhh!
that would smart!
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

maybe
but not if she decides to use her teeth...
(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

CRUNCH!

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

why is it, that eveyr time someone...
talks about (or makes the sound of) crunching genitals, I can almost feel the pain myself?
(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

You'd like that story
about the German cannibal then.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)

been there :p
Actually there's a funny story attached to that german cannibal (and how he once again destroyed my life). Some people behind me at university were discussing how that cannibal ate his victim, saying that the guy probably never even wanted to be eaten. One of those people was a reaaaaally beautiffull girly that I'd been trying to make contact with and stuff, and she was already at the point of saying good-morning to me. But I was stupid enough to throw myself in the conversation and tell them that both the cannibal and his victim ate the victim's genitals together. Thereby ruining the conversation and any chance for future interaction with that girl...
(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:04, archived)

Hmm
i would have to say that the genital mastication conversation should come at a rather later time in the relationship.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)

maybe if you ever get to the stage where
you want to break up with her, and the only option left is to make her think your a fruit loop.
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:13, archived)

yeah
it's a night vision camera.
but i was beginning to wonder about the tupperware
full of brains in the fridge
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

:
homepage.ntlworld.com/djol/b3ta/css/

[edit] too slow:)
(Karoma, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

Domo Arigato
Gozaimasu
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)

godzillamasu?

(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

GREAT! ! !
can you get him to kill mine as well???
(godimhungover, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:15, archived)

Click for mighty bigness

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

It's ace
Send it to him, he would probably use it for his next election. So do we choose the war hero who keeps going on about a 30 year old war, or the war hero who keeps going on about the big scary war on terror?*

* Neither, I'm not a American, I can't vote.
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

It's time to vote the dog-dropper out.
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

yes,
get somebody in who doesnt look as though he suffers from shell shock
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)

I think
that I'll vote like the people in that movie "Brewster's Millions" and vote none of the above.
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)

YAY! My second name is
Brewster! but i don't have any millions though.

:-(
( Matt-tastic-centric www.hedpe.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)

it's
shark-shock, actually...


( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)

the Gulf of Mexico

was a brutal theater of combat back in the Viet Nam days, as the article obviously implies.

Woo to both pics here -- your shark-jet and the thread-starter, of course.
(tookishlad, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)

'dramatic re-creation. may not actually have happened'
like it :)
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

hehe
I didn't spot that. Made a good pic even funnier
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

Superb!
Woo!
( MartinH, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)

X-Men 3:
X-presidents.
( friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)

Bona fide Bono Fido

( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

Woo Yay
Super!
( underneath the weeping willow, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)

yay. Sic him boy

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)

heh
go on. chew him a little bit.
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

is that
a Bono-io?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Haha!
That made laugh in a bizarre post-night-shift manner - woo to your fabulous dogger man.
(tom_artosorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

I hope by dogger you don't mean this
www.sex-toy-free.co.uk/dogging/dogging_list.html
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)

Stan Collymore-tastic
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

.
that's my weekend sorted then
(julio geordio, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)

Oh go on then
have my only topical post again.



I just put my interior light on to check the map, and there he was.
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

arf!

( mog, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

danger!
danger!
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

hahaha
could happen to anyone
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!
That is superb!

Houpla!
( mog, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

Looks just like him
*tries to think of dog related U2 pun.....





fails*
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

I want to run
I want to hide...
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Yay for celebrity pets!
(my idea for compo last week)
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

The truth is finally out

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:25, archived)

Yay for people inside Domo

( friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

'ning

( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)

ning!
ning! ning! ning! ning! *gibber twitch* ning!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)

mornin'
i have another day of sitting in van, smoking and occansionally installing a PC today! Joy!
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)

HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON b3TA
if your in a van , do you setup a PC , post a few messages then move on?
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:34, archived)

oh
i leave in a few minutes....

just getting my b3ta fix before i head on out
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

Ah ha
I see, have fun.
( Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

fank yoo
im sure i will



not
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)

joy!

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)

yesterday it took
6 hours to install 2 PCs, cos they completely messed up the Rollout planning, basically meaning we have to do all the stuff that should have been done weeks ago to prepare for the new system

bloody NHS!
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

ning!

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

ning!
That's a nice pretty sunrise to replace the one I slept through. Ta, I'm all happy now.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Your mom never made
cakes like these!
sorry if you have seen this before.
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

Glasscockage
i'm afraid.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

damn!
i don't like posting things that have already been seen. Sorry.
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)

no need to apologies.
i've been know to do it from time to time.

you did the right thing by making it a link in the first place, i think you'll fit in just fine round these parts.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

We've
all done it.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

I haven't

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:23, archived)

topical and funny?
with this post sir you are really spoiling us
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)

ewwww
its far to early in the morning to see goatse cakes
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:18, archived)

Maybe you feel like Angry Berry

It's only 1:18a.m.
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)

umm
its 9:21am and im at work!

thanks for the pic, made me laugh cos it reminded me of that bear attacking that women in that video clip on the newsletter...
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)

hehe, that was funny indeed

(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)

other peoples
pain and misery, why oh why is it so amusing? and are we going to hell?
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)

eye still wood
.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:23, archived)

Morning b3tans & b3tanettes, just got up..yawn

( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

Straining eyes......
I see nipples
(Creator911, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)

they're not nipples...they're warts
honest guvnor
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)

morning
i also have just got up, and i would imagine i look something like that

woo
( lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)

hopefully less hairy tho
;)
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

and with less
breasts?
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)

that wouldn't be a big problem would it?
give you something to play with when bored
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

hmm..
I still would...

just drop a flag over her head and think of the motherland..
(radja, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

this is how I read that
"hmm..
I still would...

just drop a flag over her head and think of the mother."
probaly says more about me than you
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)