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# The curious incident of the lamp in the night
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Yay!
Most curious. Great timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# nothing can ever be as curious as an orange
woo to anim I like the fireman
hey mr lamp post what you knowing I've come to watch your flowers growing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Brilliant
Wooooo welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Cheers
for the welcome. This was originally posted on another board, but was very much b3ta-inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Another board?
You mean to tell me that there are other places on the interweb apart from here.

You'll be telling me there's porn next
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# HE BLOODY LIE
He comes here with his little new boy l plater thinking he's all that and a bag of chips, and I'm like, yeah, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I don't believe a fucking word of it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Yay!
Nice animating!

Right I'm off to do ALL TEH WORK now, see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# LIAR!
I only just got back - that's the real reason, isn't it? Bitch.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# hehehe
how rare :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Is
Brian hiding in there?
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Birdy
somewhatlackinginskillpicture

Mystery Bob (if I attribute correctly) does these so much better, but somehow this tickled my funny bone. I did try to animate, but I'm too cackhanded/brained to realise my concept so far.
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# /thinks of commenting on bad taste of mocking bomb blast
/remembers this
/shuts up
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# I think that is the most hell worthy pic
I have ever seen. I think 100% kittens been deported already.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Quite correct sir
on both counts.

I do feel guilty at slighting theunfortunate individuals who were killed, but it wasn't a totally bad image.
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# It was just an excuse to post that link again
Hell, I got FP'd with a joke about Diana's crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Perhaps I am oversensitive....
I clumsily posted instead of linking a goatse related pic a few weeks ago, and (rightly) got flamed to fuck and modded. Has made me somewhat cautious.
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# pfffft!
makes me hate turkeys even more, bastards
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# The remake
apparently they could get the old cast back, so had to improvise!

(Hoody, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Possible compo idea?
"If signs told the truth..." - or is that too easy?

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
i'm lovin it
(The Spelling Police, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# excellent
I expect to see them arriving in my mail inbox soon..
(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# nice
great idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Topnotch
"Watch out for the vomit"
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Ooooh
somebody's going to be a-swinging from Blackfriars Bridge in the morning.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Bandwogan
(seibu, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# atleast the box
isnt on someones head.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Put it on someones head!
I'll do that later if no one else does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Lasers wouldn't help that much
with distance shots as arrows drop a lot in flight.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# True
But they're magic arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Phew
I thought there might be an inaccurate pic on the interwebnet
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# If it's on the net, then it must be real.
100% true, dat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Only
if it has a shark, a bridge and a helicopter.
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# That's what he's shooting at
Christ knows why they cut that scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# B3tan post in not strictly accurate shock!

/writes to MP
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Plus..his hair's on fire!!!!!!
piss on him!!!
(eyebrows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Heh
Have a repost of my really bad pun from last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# 2 minute shop
but isn't he just the cutest though?

(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Did you...
feed him after midnight?
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# He only eats
furniture and silver birch bark, and does so when ever he wishes..................
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Quite right
I wouldn't fuck with him
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# awww
Here Kitty Kitty!
Woo!
(MonkeyWeasel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# i know him
he must have been wearing a mask at the nazi rally

woo
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# grrr
dam those evil nazi cats!!!
They're trying to take over the world
(MonkeyWeasel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# That deserves my new woo
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Is that a Critten...
or a Kremlin???
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# well
I saved it as critten


that was the clue you see
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# *slaps forehead*


*stands in corner*
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Have my repost
(r3load, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# well as I started this thread
I may as well jump on the repost band wagon.

(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Inspired by the FP...
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# fucking brilliant
gin/monitor interface there
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# heh that be quite woo
I suspect that will become even funnier to me quite soon

(mrs is 38 weeks pregnant)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Ooh
well done her :)
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I was meant to be an uncle on Sunday
Talking after her mother already - always late.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# it's a bit like trench warfare
it's the waiting that gets you
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# can I recommend..
a book called "The New Contented little baby book" by Gina Ford. If it's your first baby you might find it useful.

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0091882338/qid=1089117681/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/026-1751470-0508435
(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# yes
it looks like I can.
(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Can I recommend this book
www.reviewcentre.com/reviews19542.html
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I might get that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I have that
not very good wanking material to be honest
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah
But your pubes are crafted into a scale model of the eiffel tower right?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# I have the 'venus williams'
on page 38
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I think you should scan that in
and show us.

Edit: The page, not your gash tasche.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# my pubes?
or the book?
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I edited too slowly
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# here you are


don't have a scanner so I took a photo
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Thanks, must tickle a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# hooray!
that'd give the midwives something to talk about
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# ta
you're not the first to mention it, either. think I'll give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Bollocks
to books on parenting. It's something you have to work out for yourself.
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# like
stodgy shit
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# aw poo
why didn't I think of that reply? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# that's true, but
there's nothing wrong with getting a little help along the way.

just have to adapt what's there to suit your particular baby is all.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# utter
shite.. I'd rather learn from other peoples mistakes thankyouverymuch

e.g. baby not sleeping.. we didn't think to put one of mummys milk-sodden tops in the cot which h ad been warmed with a hot water bottle until we learned it from someone else.

(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# .
damn! I've been thinking about that one for ages.

Woo to you though.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# That's great
So very very great.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# haha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent

*expect to see loads of these now*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Gosh!
(drydo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Woo
thats cheered me right up

Attend to the hens!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Armchair Vandal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# God, I hate bandwagons...
Still, here's one for it...

Wogan the Barbarian.

edit: Even more shit than I thought. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Bandwagons?
it's a bandwogan, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# /Smacks Mystery Bob
/Smacks Mystery Bob HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# have a dirty seemless one
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# hehe
seamless, truly seamless..
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# NO! Not the hypno dancing glasses!
Why must you do this to him you sick, sick cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# these are so damn cool
really, they rock
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Why thank you miss pony.
Always good to see that the ladies love teh cock.....well done, keep it up, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Hey there FPM
Stickman_Ben tells me we may be meeting up in town soon...sounds great to me: shall we call it an unofficial bash and make everyone else jealous??
(:Nelly:, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# yes!
we must do
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# gosh
look at them go. they're all jealous already.*

*may not be 100% fact
(:Nelly:, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# We love teh cock!
As good b3tans, we're keen to maintain standards.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# heh, wooo!
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Javis Cocker and Tracy Emin's
Love brat?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# well spotted!
(:Nelly:, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Take that back!
You fucker!
What's he done to you?
That sort of thing'll scar him for life!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# spang it
spang it hard
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# dance, special boy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# dancey
go speshal boy, go
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Last for the 'ning. I gotta go to camp now.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# is that a snake?
or a weirdly painted cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# .
rattlesnake
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# cool
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# That was an unusually reticent reply from you, ducks...
*heh heh heh, you are teh silly*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# you're going camp
rock on
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# I'm free
Shut that door
Ooooh, Matron
Good game, good game
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# fuck it - have a repost
i only just dug that out and forgot how good it is!
(son of crazymum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Bearguin!
I love.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Bad reposters!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's ace

And your name makes me feel all tingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# ha ha
thats fucking top!
(son of crazymum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Awww!
*spacks with glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# that rocks!
but doesn't fall down, I imagine. :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# kiwifruit???
??
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# that am tooooooo cute
I love how you even did the one in the background :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# That's
fantastic!
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# oooo
how cuuuute

*fluff overload*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# 'Ning all


When they weren't looking.

it's 6pm here, so I'm off. Sadly, no net at home *yet*.

Edit: I didn't even know I had done this, checked the timestamp - 3:40am Saturday. Ahh - that was after a very drunken night. Yay for drunken animating!
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# The Son has got His hat on.
(Disco_rhino, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Treason!
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# In response to supermoore's question yesterday about whether refusing to shag the Queen would constitute treason
I can honestly say that I would not risk it by turning down Prince William.

You just can't be too careful.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Seconded
Harry isn't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Wouldn't commit treason with Zara Phillips...
The tongue piercing could be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Sadly, she hasn't got it any more.
Said she took it out because her dentist told her it was damaging her tooth enamel.

*furry bought Harpers & Queen to read on the train last week, she is ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Yeah...
I'd bum him
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# photoshopness
i just got photoshop can anyone help me, all the tutorials are for people who actually want to work!
i know you are kind all you b3tans...
(halos, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# oh dear
you're going to get anally raped for this one I imagine.

edit: wow! everyone is being so nice! aww I love you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# anally
raped by friendly b3tans...news at 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Always sanitising the news
What happens when pissed off b3tans get them?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# things
so foul that even I cannot think of them...and thats depraved.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# *lubes*
Try www.lemony.co.uk that's got a few on it.

Or google.com, that's how I learnt.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# ooh! ooh!
lookie my profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# OMG
A picture of 2 people together. Amazing. Who'd have thought it? ;P
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# pfft
meanie
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# with a cactus probably
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# What's the question?
The tutorials for work can also be used for sticking Barbar Werner's head on something else. Just arse about with it and see what works.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Your best bet
is to open it up and play with it.

Then google for photoshop tutorials - there are quite a few out there and they are all much more help than you are likely to get here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# arse about
cut stuff out of one pic and stuff it onto another...

get to know the selection tools.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Just play around...
Most of B3ta stuff doesn't require much in the way of technique..just lots of Hummus.
Ohh...and welcome to the world of PhotoShop, you'll never look back :¬)
(eyebrows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Have a look on
www.computerarts.co.uk
They sell back issue photoshop specials, with all the images etc needed for the tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!
My friend and I were talking about porcupines, and we were wondering if anyone knows how the fuck they have sex. Wouldn't it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# One of the only animals
to go in for missionary position.

*edit* Unless the porcupine purposefully extends his/her quills, they're quite soft. It's only the points that are sharp. */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Maybe
they have teh massive extending cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# *cross-matches DNA*
Possible I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Moorecupine.
Now with teh massive extending cock!

*here's my card*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# very carefully
© Obligatory Responses Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# only if
they get their nuts caught.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Well, hedgehogs
make their spikes go kind of flat so it doesn't hurt.
I think.
I would imagine porcupines being the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Google knows all.
"While the males try to dominate each other, the female waits up a tree."
...
"The female lets the winning male know that she's ready to mate by arching her tail over her back. Because there aren't any quills on the underside of her tail, she can't wound her suitor. And because the male doesn't have quills on his underbelly, he can't hurt her. Says Roze: "The erection of quills is a sign of fear, anger, or fight--that doesn't happen during porcupine sex.""
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# you have a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# You wait up a tree too
with the female porcupines?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Both!
*climbs tree*

*raises tail*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# *Suddenly wants a cup of tea*
wait there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# which bit
the hiding up a tree, or the curling over of the tail?

/confused. and, to be honest, slightly afraid
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Don't have spines
on the underside of your belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# It's only
a small prick, so it won't hurt much
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# they use o lot of
lubricant...that's it
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# .


b3ta.com/board/3416316 - backspin
b3ta.com/board/3413583 - airtrack
b3ta.com/board/3413413 - suicide and bronco
b3ta.com/board/3411816 - worm and l kick
b3ta.com/board/340909 - headspin
b3ta.com/board/3406214 - dancer
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Yaay!
I *heart* pale yellow potato-shaped dancing thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# simple potato shapes
work well for most hings
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)

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