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# Summer Fetes eh? Gotta Love 'em
.
Went to the local plod's summer fete last weekend, look what they had at the shooting gallery:
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(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft
Good rewards in the force you know!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha tops
woo yay
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
# thanks mongy
hey are you planning any more piss ups?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Silly picture before bedtime
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# why that's just absured
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# That it may be
But it's very nicely done
A top and formal woo to you sir
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# i second this
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Thank you
*bounces*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Anyone who laughs at "Richard Wheatley" is a communist
Pfft!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# *Fails to understand comment about my name*
Clearly I don't spend enough time here...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Why
is there an english postbox in a Queensland river? - Woo for reflectiveness (& trippy factor)!
well...it could be a Qld river???
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
# It's the Thames
Honest guv! Somewhere in Oxfordshire...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Learn from mistakes
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# porkinson
looks like a cock
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# with worts
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
#
he can be when hes drunk
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Fabaroony
Deserves gratuitous norks NSFW
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
# hehe... still good!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# it's getting harder to park these days
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# brilliant
those damn invaders.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# coming over here
stealing our jobs
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# raping our food
etc..
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# more concerned about the parking spaces personally
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# woo
I want one
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# all those damn imigrants with no insurance!
i mean invaders...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
# They're going to be the new cult icons- you just wait and see :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# pfft...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# crazy bastard! :o)
clouds don't eat though you know
/scientist
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Heh
Nice cloud! :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
# That... its... but...
huh?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yeah take it cloud!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Well here was here a minute ago...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
# OMG
They killed Svenno!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# hes going to make invisible love to sue storm.
aicmfp
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# hollow man!
*fondles*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Nicely done
But i've seen it done quite a few times with svenno. Meh.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# this has always freeked me out.
you should add a third close up.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Lovely
This didn't get nearly as much hot, spicy b3ta love as it deserved. W/Y/H X 11
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Svenno!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# *bows down*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Heheheh....
I find that deeply amusing- it may be the drink. Woo!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That is so frickin' funny. Hahaha.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# You're thinkin' "Did he fire six shots, or only five?"
Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But bein' that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question...

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(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
# GMOS? Dont do it...
that hand's loaded man... just move your left arm... down...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# poor Fred...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Is it a...
HAMEN or a CHICKSTER ??
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# i dunno...
...but before he hatched out, his egg used to roll around the living room....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Definitely a HAMEN....


Hamen Eggs

I'll get my coat !
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# I'll take 12!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha
im gonna buy a hamster soon, ace pets
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# no offense... but aren't they both cockerals?
gayers!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Haha!
Most definitely this.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
# OMG U GAYOPHOBES!!11
They are obviously adopting.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
# well...
the one on the right is definitely a big cock
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] FIrst b3ta posting
A bit lame for my first post, but whatcha think?



(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
# they could have a picture of an 827 incorperated into their bow-badge.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Wot no...
Quo, bridge, helicopter etc.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# *blinks*
did i miss somthing?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I think I found the upload codes
and they're bad..

(won't make sense unless you've been watching LOST)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I didn't think lost was on till
August 10th?

or have you been at the 'sky' again?!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I used teh codez to watch teh episodes
;)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# you're right, it doesnt
ED: uplAOd?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# ^^^^
this
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# its mindpiss on a whole new level
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
# yup
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
# well if thats the case then
coDEz?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# I won the lottery!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# did i ever mention how lovely your eyes are?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# yes
i told you to go fuck your mother
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
# why dont you practice safe sex
and go fuck yourself
(i just wanted an excuse to say that, you know i love you realy)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# you shit!
/predictable
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
#
01010111011010000111100100100000011001000110111101101110001001110111010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111010001100001011010110110010100100000011101000110100001100101011011010010000001101111011001100110011000111111
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
# how much?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
# I hope they are...
tomorrows winning Euromillions numbers!

EDIT: Simultaneous with Eponymous - spooky
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# ARGH
NO! not the numbers!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Submitted for your disapproval

I just felt like it. First shop; my most sincere apologies if it's crap.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# You lemurized it!
W/Y/H
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
# That sir
is a fantastic word (lemurized). Hooray! I got a woo!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Lemurize is teh only way, see here:
An impression of my ex-wife



Apologies for sizeness
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# sweet hairy jeezus
that's scary!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# you were married to charlotte church!?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# no but the similarities were endless


stupid childish selfish slu....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# rich?
can i have her number ;)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah, she is
now.



Bitch
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# can I give my sympathies sir.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Frightening
To go from sweet-looking girl to hellacious beast in less than a second .. I understand why she is now an ex.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Your ex Wife is Charlotte Church?
Fair play sir!
/ah b3tan to it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Where's teh bush?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Damn
beaten ...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
# invading some foreign country somewhere for their natural resource
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Where went teh boobahs?
:(
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
# here
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
# would anyway
anyway...they all look the same stood on their heads
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
# dont be so hard on yourself
its great.
woo
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
# No apologies needed!
It's terrifyingly woo!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Whaa indeed!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Dunno bout that one
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# that eye scares me
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# is that nosey bonk?
scares the shit out of me
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# It's a creepy clown called
Mimeguy
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Rex couldnt wait to tell his mates...

...he'd shat on her pillow
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Smug bastard.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# now you've done it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Nah...
no croissant.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
you've got his smug expression just right. Woo
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# did he wipe his arse
on her cashmere rug as well?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# no
because it was wet with his piss
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# that word is almost my second name
i like that
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Cashy the cashmeer?
hehe...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
# no
rug
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Cashy the rug?
not as much of a ring...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# your girlfriend is a rug muncher?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
# was it a wibbly wobbly squiggly one?
 
woo!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Bat. Man.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Lully!
He looks rather scary though.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# I like it lots
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# i won't kill you...
....but this time i'm not going to save you.... *swwoooooooooosh*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# *derailed train*
*death*
*ending*
oh, erm, DONT LOOK HERE THERE'S SPOLIERS!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Ooooh
Fancy.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Behave now lads
Yes, her wig is actually that size.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# That am big hairs.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# fwaptastic!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Shiney!
And woo!
Hurrah!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# bigness of face?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
#
Bigness of what?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Hmm
well after looking at that photo for a couple of hours....*whistles*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# bukkake party!

or am I wrong
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
You are but I'd still be interested in watching if it was ;)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# she has a pineapple in her vagoonoo
/autocomplete

she has a rather large glob on her shoulder
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Pleather!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# wipe clean PVC cheongsam?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Yay!
At last someone knows what it is!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
# I knew that...

I was just being discreet
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# nice to see
that despite getting a very large coconut stuck on her head, she can still smile about it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# i can honestly say
i wouldnt
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# thankyou
i thought i was the only one
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Looks a bit like
Kate Pierson from the B 52's
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Ooooh
I'll have to have a gander then.
EDIT: yeah noone complains about her big hair.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
But she's sassy! And pah, big hair's underrated.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Exactly!
*back combs hair into a bouffant*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Hooray!
*stops the battle with frizz-ease*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Arf!
Frizz ease. There's a bottle of that here. No idea where it came from because my hair's straight as a poker :-S
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# thats jonathan woss's wife
AICMFP
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
She has big baps and I would ;)
/no relationship between baps and whether I would of course.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# pfft

(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# nah
his wife's way hotter
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Work in progress.


EDIT Crap, just noticed the stars are overlapping the pill.

*sigh*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Magic pillz0rs!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# *looks round shiftily for DTH*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Boo!


(, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)
# hello mate
you still staying here?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Yus.
*nods*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
# good
it's nice here
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# welcome back
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# A PARTY!
For little old me? :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# of course
fun, fun, fun
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Yay!
I'll take eleventy please!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Eleventy?!
Yay.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Hehe
OK I'll take more then. No more than another 10 though. I'd burst.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Dear lord!
You can OD on happiness, you know?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
# I'll take
twelveteen please
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# *gasp*
That's too much, man! Too much!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
# dr. gonzo?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
# crazy.


also,

www.bt3a.com is a very annoying website.

"you've reached the dotcom network!"
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# aaaahhhh!
that made me jump. Fucking frightning.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# haha
fat fingered shnurr !
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Booooooo to them.
Dirty almost-name-stealing bastards.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Took me a moment
to work out what was happening there.

Cunts.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# the phrase dotcom network makes me laugh every time i say it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I feel like
buying that domain
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Put it on a shirt!
/is slowly realizing if you sell these, my whole woredrobe will be SugarSpun :D

edit: and you will be in control of 75% of my income
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Hee!
It'll be on a shirt soon enough, fear you not!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Shazah!
You must have great style
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# : D
Clearly you do too, m'dear, clearly.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Either that
or we both have matching terrible style
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Shhhh.....
That's not the case and you know it....

*worries*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# 150%
if i stop sleeping with you

lovely pill thing
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# You shit
(Though you are definitely a large portion of my income...)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Ooohh...
Thats purdy that is.


Shooting UP Stars
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# 5 kittens!!!!
5!!!!!

Oooh, I envy you.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Hard work...
poor Mum has mastitis so I have to feed them with syringes every 4 hours!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Oh noes!
But sterling job, and surely rewarding when fluff is concerned.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Did you know....
cats nipples can actually drop off when they have mastitis.

100% FAKT
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEW!
Thats vile!

*cringes*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# i loves the rainbow stars!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# : D
They is making me happy : )
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
# arf.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Pffft!
Mindpiss.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# sexy time!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Could you imagine 2 GMoSs?
*wistful sigh*

edit: that looks like it could be a goatse oppurtunity...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# i want to go to teh princes street :(
and the rest
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Wassat?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# edinburgh
to see people and look at things

edit: s'where he is in the picture
(, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

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