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Mmmm... something smells

/bandwagon

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

he must be

hard of herring

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barnesy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)

*snort*

Now THAT made me larf!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

the reception is better

on these
And they're more fun to keep in your pocket too.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

Even with his 1337 COBOL skillz

Bob had to turn to new avenues of revenue.

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bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

CORRUPTEDMINDS...

...you having trouble? keep getting errors on the page...

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)

and why not?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)

about time too

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)

hmmm.

Is that the horse (the stoney one with a nice man on it) from City Square in Leeds? or did I just dream of it once?

(punka, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)

the dark side 1871 in versailles

the truth about the founding of the german reich

(flexomat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)

brilliant

WOO YAY!

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)

hello

people normally frown on reposts, just so you know...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)

damn

I feel dirty now.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)

repost

had to repost this one since the first one didn´t make it into the challenge somehow (i was probalbly just too stoned to check the pull down menu)

(flexomat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

hop on

the more the merrier. we can stop in a bit and let the real clever people do good stuff.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)

Ah hop on the b3ta bus?

That would be the one going to hell:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)

does it drop off

at the Why Bird stop too?

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poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)

Or it like

the Vengabus?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)

We like to party,

We like, we like to party,
We like to party.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

is everybody

jumping?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)

I get travel sickness. Think i'll just stare aimlessly out of the window

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poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)

no, that would be

this one

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)

well s'pose

it is better than Leslie Crowther anyhoo

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)

Ah,

but what about the Queens milky wee?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)

yay

for the Queen's Milky Weeeeee Jubileeeeee

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)

I thought the queen's

milky wee was for gay robots?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)

It has a

myriad of uses...none of which I can think of now, apart from its what they use to make stamps sticky.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)

Is that why it's

a tenth of a calorie when you lick a stamp?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

Thats right,

and sometimes you get that strange salty yet sweet taste.
Its the Queens milky wee.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)

That is so astute

maximum woo, lots of yay

(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)

what font ?

nice work :) what's that teeny-weeny font called? If it's for PC truetype - gimme gimme gimme!

Cheers.

(manhunter, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)

Tis Sevenet-7

And I think it was pep who told me, use it at 6 point, not 7.

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bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)

fonty

is called '04b' and can be downloaded in ttf format from:

flatdepth.comball.de/portal/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index&req=getit&lid=2

Use it at 8pt (or multiples of) to keep it nice and crisp!

:)

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)

And the other one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)

ho ho

i like the ones i can play along with at work and that don't require much hummus.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)

1957 will always be remembered as 'the tough year'

on one man and his dog.

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bean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)

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Samsonite, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)

Oooh, nice.

They'll never know what hit them.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

Yes I know there is no excuse.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

certainly not for the apostrophe crime

tell him! tell him! ;)

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

you

are on that hell bus arn't you?

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Darkedge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen

Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen

STOP FUCKING LEECHING B3TA IMAGES WITHOUT PROPER CREDIT YOU MORON! YOU'RE NOT PAYING US FOR BANDWIDTH ARE YOU?

So far I've counted at least half a dozen, from my own duck post from yesterday, the Dubya post on the front page, basil brush anigif, the uncouth stoat, my other door has a PORCH, in fact everything you post on lycos is leeched from b3ta; have you nothing better to do?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)

basil brush

is that the boom boom one?
then thats mine
OI you lurker listen to Witchy or i'll send my minions round with an invoince for my bandwidth

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)

Yup.

That's the ~~bunny~~ fox. I went thru the rigmarole of signing up just to see what was going on and everything this git's posted bar (I think) a garfield cartoon has come from here.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)

where

abouts in lycos chat is it coming from?

edit:

Witchy
this is the person who has been nicking the bandwidth

chat.lycos.co.uk/logbook/Profile/Profile.asp?x=pat%2Etattoozen

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)

witchy

why don't you say something in the chat to the other chatters? Let them all know what a dirty rotten scoundrel this Pat Toozen person is. I think they would applaud you and give you cake

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poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)

I didn't stop long enough

to get me head round the site :) I hate chatrooms at the best of times so I thought 'he must lurk here so I'll post here instead'

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)

eeek

he is a scary hairy man with tattoos! Still a theiving coward mind

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poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

he's no hairier

than me :) Aside from the chin growth.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)

well

offer him out for a fight to the death! For the honour of the fair b3ta!

I'm going for a lie down now. I have the lurgy and should not be at work or even in charge of machinery. bleurgh

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poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)

This

grates your carrot, doesn't it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)

another good reason

for a b3ta name tag somewhere

(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:03, archived)

Laura is as snowed as anyone...

(Cam Blue, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)

hijack, sorry

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

Hehehe! No prob!

(Cam Blue, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)

Heheheheheheheheh

ahehehehehehhehe. Heh.

I like that.

(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

*whispers*

i don't get it

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

it's a Suzanne Vega song and very nice too.

ps, amarella is almost my neighbour. only one b3ta day behind.
pps, nice hat

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

take 2

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

Seriously,

Who invented the dead link pic?! Day-R-DA Coolest!!!!

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

I'm off home

see you all later!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)

Bye

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)

My 1st AniGif

(EzChile, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

He He!

thats soup-herb.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

erm...

disturbing, possibly too much so...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

can you wank nipples?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)

you can try...

...

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)

classy

job

he is saying treat me wuff!

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

animate the arm!

aww go-on!

[edit: oh you have> slow connection sorry]

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)

It is animated...

ermm.. What, her other arm? (try a refresh)

;)

(EzChile, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

Thats gross.

Woo to that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

looks like harry got in to Koit's collection

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

when you say 'got in to'

do you mean appears in?

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

you can almost see the fear in his eyes

biggie (pretty much essential)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

I like this.

Worth clicking on.

(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

ahhh, thank god it was worth it,

i had to let 4 dogs in the room to get the fear into his eyes.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)

no almost about it

there goes the fear again
there it goes
you turn around and...

sorry

/coat

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poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

old-skool kitten shopping

Curtain climbing, a speciality

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)

have a yay

and many woo's

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

woo!

and he always lands on his feet!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)

Rogan,

checked out your elephants on profile, after my hols! woo to you they are fannytastic!

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)

thanks!

they're proving very popular :)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)

It's now

my wallpaper.

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

marvellarse

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)

I'm scared!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)

Woo! Luverly

Poor little mite seems to have a bit of a 'Jeremy Beadle' on the second set though :-)

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bean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)

Wow...

That's a might cute Cat-erpiller...
Woo yay to you...I want my kitty to be like that now!

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)

posted with www.corruptedminds.com autoposter thingy

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

i don't know

how you did that, but that's what i was about to do.

hem hem.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)

giggle

ahhh poor fing

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:57, archived)

Bah! I gave up on the John Major sheep story

and went for this one instead:
Dolphin Deep-ends on Barrymore

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

www.dolphinsex.org

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

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