;)These tears of rage just aren't enough.
They stick.
They stick around and sting, and sting
A pointless thing, a worthless thing,
A thing that sticks around and stings.
These tears of rage are tough.
And still they aren't enough.
*EDIT* WRONG SODDING BOARD, YOU TWAT!
Ah. Looks like we have an epic fail on our hands here. Well, I say 'we'. I mean 'me'.
Very sorry, everyone. All of you are more than welcome to come over here and smash my teeth in.
(They stick.
They stick around and sting, and sting
A pointless thing, a worthless thing,
A thing that sticks around and stings.
These tears of rage are tough.
And still they aren't enough.
*EDIT* WRONG SODDING BOARD, YOU TWAT!
Ah. Looks like we have an epic fail on our hands here. Well, I say 'we'. I mean 'me'.
Very sorry, everyone. All of you are more than welcome to come over here and smash my teeth in.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:44,
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WORDS ! GET A GRIP MAN !pull yourself together,
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:57,
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Remember the most embarassing moment you've ever had?^
Mortified
(Mortified
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:10,
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*laughs mirthlessly, because is absolutely immune to rape or rape gags* Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:18,
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If you can't tell, ask if they do anal,then it won't matter...
(
..wil,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:01,
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Thus to be able in the time of night!To make such games! Or will the truth be this:
Because in one least moment that we mark-
That is, the uttering of a single sound-
There lurk yet many moments, which the reason
Discovers to exist, therefore it comes
That, in a moment how so brief ye will,
The divers idols are hard by, and ready
Each in its place diverse? So great the swiftness,
So great, again, the store of idol-things,
And so, when perishes the former image,
And other is gendered of another pose,
The former seemeth to have changed its gestures.
And since they be so tenuous, mind can mark
Sharply alone the ones it strains to see;
And thus the rest do perish one and all,
Save those for which the mind prepares itself.
edit: re edit-- No, no it is not fail.
(Because in one least moment that we mark-
That is, the uttering of a single sound-
There lurk yet many moments, which the reason
Discovers to exist, therefore it comes
That, in a moment how so brief ye will,
The divers idols are hard by, and ready
Each in its place diverse? So great the swiftness,
So great, again, the store of idol-things,
And so, when perishes the former image,
And other is gendered of another pose,
The former seemeth to have changed its gestures.
And since they be so tenuous, mind can mark
Sharply alone the ones it strains to see;
And thus the rest do perish one and all,
Save those for which the mind prepares itself.
edit: re edit-- No, no it is not fail.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:08,
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yes!It dont work that way :/
...have this (instead of a techno stream that went perfect with the dancing cat)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:23,
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Going to have to do one of those morph-acrossings soon.Looks like to much fun to let you be alone in it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:45,
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You have/had mentioned words before.So when it floated up in my mind when reading
your post, I could not fail to reply with it in kind.
(your post, I could not fail to reply with it in kind.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:19,
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Oh, god. It makes me a tad nervous that people might actually be paying attention.It means I've probably got to get my act together and start actually posting things on the correct board. And wotnot.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:26,
archived)
TOAP it, and the flames only change colour.Can't win here, only laugh. Couple other word nuts here
in the night/gayshift, so bring em on. However you wish.
(in the night/gayshift, so bring em on. However you wish.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:37,
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oh god im being encouraged*suddenly springs back up* HA! Good. Word people are around. Woooooords! Oh, fuck. It's nearly 4am...
Mind you, it seems like nobody flung shit at the poem...
Tomorrow... there may be words.
(Mind you, it seems like nobody flung shit at the poem...
Tomorrow... there may be words.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:53,
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To speak once more of odour;Whatever assail the nostrils, some can travel
A longer way than others.
(,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:27,
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A longer way than others.
Send out a voice or smell, it happens thus:That not to all thou givest sounds and smells.
So, too, since we behold not all with eyes,
'Tis thine to know some things there are as much
Orphaned of colour, as others without smell,
And reft of sound; and those the mind alert
No less can apprehend than it can mark
The things that lack some other qualities.
/had the file still open, lol, blog
(So, too, since we behold not all with eyes,
'Tis thine to know some things there are as much
Orphaned of colour, as others without smell,
And reft of sound; and those the mind alert
No less can apprehend than it can mark
The things that lack some other qualities.
/had the file still open, lol, blog
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:32,
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Don't be silly, that's clearly Jesus!I love her expression :D
(
ClanSoul,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:45,
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Sure--but everybody knows Jesus gets stuck with the dirty work :)
LS18,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:47,
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Yep--old theme, but I wanted to see shave creme on her face LS18,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:58,
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i'd like to see something far more nasty there.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:06,
archived)
she calls drunkenly every two weeks, begging for cock. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:00,
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happy b3taday
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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comes back round ?i've come in my pants, that's what i've done.
Mmmmmmmmm shaved queen.
(Mmmmmmmmm shaved queen.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:04,
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HI THER I AM EIHGT YEARS OLD WANNA HEAR A JOKE???!?!
PUNCHLINE.
edit: holy fuck i'm five, not eight!
many thanks, all!
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:19,
archived)
Merry Candle Noodles
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:20,
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That thread I linked to was bloody brilliant.Howdy Deke!
( ClanSoul,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:32,
archived)
Aloha from space! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:33,
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pretty messed up:P
yaaaaaaaaarf, uaaaaaaarff
(yaaaaaaaaarf, uaaaaaaarff
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:34,
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hey, maaannnI remember that.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:37,
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WHY DO WE KEEP YOU AROUND AGAIN?HAPPY CANDLE DAY I GUESS.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:20,
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paltry poultry humorhaha, fuck.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:23,
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With all these candles it must be a party.
Happy B3 Day peebee.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:35,
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the space cake is on its way
happy b3taday fellah
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:52,
archived)
Front and inside of my album coming out in 2010. It's a new .lik file that you 'lick' in order to experience the album in full HD3D.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:18,
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needs more abednego.oops sorry for posting on top of you like a bird taking a wet shit.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:21,
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holy shit, you sure know your bibble(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:23,
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i knows my bibble and also my beasties. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:25,
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BEWARE THE GNARNFALRF! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:39,
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*licks*Hey, I've been ripped off!
This tastes just like ... ... ...FEEESH!
(This tastes just like ... ... ...FEEESH!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:32,
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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!From Tomy.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:34,
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[loud asian child's voice]BAN-DAI !!!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:36,
archived)
YOUUUUUUUUU BUY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:39,
archived)
The Ants in my garden are really quite amazing.
Click for bigger (179KB)
That's awesome :DYay for castles in awesome places!
Click for bigger
(
Click for bigger
ClanSoul,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:10,
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fANTastic.or some such shit. good job, insects!
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:22,
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this is the face i make in response to you having a small glass pig with three legs
Shada,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:06,
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oh hell yes!these are all great - i wish someone would pay you to design rubber toys.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:24,
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Lovecats!Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:01,
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LOL!Have this one up your jacksie!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:01,
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Hmmm, cheating again.More than 4 aces.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:13,
archived)
Quoting da rules"All we ask is that you don't resort to tedious and unfunny bandwagon pictures."
(I kind of like the odd waggon, but I don't want to see 50ft woman flooding the board again, so I suppose if we really must have it again keep it in a minimum number of threads)
(,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 1:00,
archived)
(I kind of like the odd waggon, but I don't want to see 50ft woman flooding the board again, so I suppose if we really must have it again keep it in a minimum number of threads)
mitosis is better than yourswoo!
(
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:56,
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I got that exact feelingand im not going back, getting away involves so much hastle
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:49,
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It is like Lilt, but with less r's :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:49,
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Ah, the magic "up to"Still fools me embarassingly often.
Woo to this thing!
(Woo to this thing!
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:50,
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Tip topOn the subject, I was in Woolies the other week. The only things in the sale were calendars and kids' clothes :(
I hope the next major national retail chain to collapse has better sales.
(I hope the next major national retail chain to collapse has better sales.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:52,
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everything was 50% off yesterdaygoing back tomorrow to see if I can get some more of their reduced to £2.49 PS3 controllers because they work on a WinXP machine without the need for adaptors or drivers
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:13,
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If its the one I think it will be...Then its cheap computer games for all.. :)
(,
Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:51,
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lieseverything was on sale, the discounts on everything else brought them down to normal prices. all I saw in one today were terry's chocolate oranges, obscure lightbulbs and obscure CDs, along with VHS tapes.
(,
Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:22,
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*dunno what to do* *but its rude*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 1:06,
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Do not under estimate the calculations of the darkside5% off should be 285.70C shouldn't it?
(
OldWhit,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:03,
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284.99shirley?
Woo and *clickies* for Star Wars sales! :D
(Woo and *clickies* for Star Wars sales! :D
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:19,
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The speedy little bugger tripped him up...
Not sure why exactly
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:23,
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The fastest carpet layer in all MehhicoHappy candle inferno day!
( Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:30,
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Breakdancing Koreans?It's crazy, but it just might work.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:30,
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metal gear snapewants you on team slitherin
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:34,
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^this with fucking great knobs on Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:17,
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well
as its ure bday
edit and im in a good mood for reasons that will become clear in the new year xD
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:23,
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<font size="fucking massive">YAY!</font>:D
(
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:26,
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sorry about therather unsteady cropping I got overexcited and couldn't hold it any longer, but thats its actually knobs shaped its tantamount to your greatness
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:32,
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Good lordapologies not needed :D
these are good knobs
(these are good knobs
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:57,
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haha IM COVERED IN PLUMSthis is a usual Saturday night, in hindsight
( McBadger COW,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:26,
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I think I've seen some of those filmsby accident...
... damn you Limewire!
(... damn you Limewire!
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:29,
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*knobs back* Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:33,
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LOL!Happy B3taday!
Watch Channel 5 right now as a treat!
(Watch Channel 5 right now as a treat!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:03,
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thanks lovewas watching russellbrandererland on something or other, but i think I might turn over to the futurama SG-1 channel :)
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:07,
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Funny, I thought Sky 1 wasthe Star-Trek 'n' Simpsons channel?
I guess things have changed since I last had cable.
(I guess things have changed since I last had cable.
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 1:01,
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Quite an accomplishment.
And woo to the pic.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:04,
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Fucking hell, the seven clubb3ta has really come far; thank fuck
and congrats geezer :)
(and congrats geezer :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:05,
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looks like you have 6 coming up...I remember when i first started referring to things happening 10 years ago in casual conversation in real lifeTM. That was pretty scary. Now it's becoming clear the next smallest frame of reference for me after my WHOLE LIFE.... is b3ta.
Christ!
(Christ!
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:12,
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hahahb3ta began for me as something I would annoy my controller switching off his control screen and laughing at the nonsense between jobs on his IE; and quite literally between jobs, given since then my world has completely changed; b3ta seems to wonderfully always roll along in the background, keeping life alive
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:21,
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crikeyyou've been here so long you must remember the war or something
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:06,
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I remember when b3ta was in comic sansyes, really xx
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:09,
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crikeyI can remember when this nuclear wasteground was all houses
'course, everyone dead now
:D
('course, everyone dead now
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:10,
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it's a big dome tent thing with cranes sticking out of it now.. and it still smells
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:13,
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by 'eck, I likes me a rank crane, I does:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:16,
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POOP! MONKEY BUTT!No, youre a good friend!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:12,
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happy birthday granddad manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:10,
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Now I'm the grandadhave one of my special sweets...
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:15,
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*practises sucking* manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:18,
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Seven years?Crikey.
Carousel time shortly then?
(Carousel time shortly then?
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:38,
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that's a top bit of cloning work, and then somealso OMG IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:57,
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I have a PhD in genetics manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:57,
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I would like a bear clone-mixed with a Liza Minnelli plz McBadger COW,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:00,
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okayright after I've given myself a ten inch willy
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:01,
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I have a PhD in SHUT THE HELL UP!*lols to self and goes back to the corner*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:06,
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I am genuinely loling at that right now,but I can not remember where the fuck it is from!
Oh hang on, HAPPY GILMORE :D
Yay for Stiller :D
(Oh hang on, HAPPY GILMORE :D
Yay for Stiller :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:10,
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that must have been a short viva manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:08,
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viva vocethe oral exam (tee hee) you have at the end of a PhD. They're fucking painful, and it'd be handy to be able to shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP".
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:14,
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I would never swear anyway!.
CUNT!
(CUNT!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:21,
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I'm used to b3ta"cunt" doesn't count as swearing
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:25,
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:DI'm only posting the once 2night, on me way to Northrend for a few hours :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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then as an afterthaughtwb cya soon
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:19,
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Hahahah I just found this picture of yours what I animated;
ClanSoul,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:04,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHA!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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CHANNEL 5 YOU CUNT!I just remembered that The BEst of Tracy is downloaded :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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but its the episode of peep show where mark gets raped epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:00,
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Thankyou.Thank you all dear friends!
FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
(FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:05,
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she's shaking arse flakes around manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:02,
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haha!ace clone-age!
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:04,
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Hahah I think I nicked someone else's"attack of the 50cm woman" or something
( ClanSoul,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:08,
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I did for the attic one, and i didn't even notice the tictacs when I did it :D discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:09,
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well.. I think I can get away with itas it could be er.. comedy
this
is just fucking filth though :D
(this
is just fucking filth though :D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:18,
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HAHAH!!press button, get juice
step 4: refreshment!!
(step 4: refreshment!!
McBadger COW,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:22,
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Leviathan awakes, and is cross! Someone has shit in his bed...
He is rather grumpy
Click for bigger (73KB)
I for one welcome our green bogey overlordsthat is to say woo!
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:47,
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I likes that muchly.You're quite prolific recently.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:49,
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Really I thought I had slowed down of late... I 'ave been busy you see... (-_-)
(,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:52,
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Whats the difference between yo mama and a washing machine?When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesnt follow me round for a week!
BOOM!
(BOOM!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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That appears to be a rather out raged Cthulhu chasing a far more disturbed marinerfleeing back to New Zealand on account of the horrors he has just awoken..
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:51,
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This is indeed correct...the naughty mariner should have used the heads, and not gone over the side...
He deserves what he gets...
(,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:54,
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He deserves what he gets...
I may just lull myself to sleep watching the film nowsleepy tight
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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Ia! ftagn!The Black Goat of the Woods!
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:55,
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gift
hadn't seen you around here in a while
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:28,
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It's trueI have been a little occupied elsewhere. And the time difference is a bit tricky.
(
The Togaboy The world will end on,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:29,
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30 is on!and peep show
Oh the dilema!
(Oh the dilema!
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:40,
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No fucking dilemma dicksplash!Kenneth, this is not a job, it is an exercise in constant humiliation!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
Also, it is the cousin rape episode :D
(ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
Also, it is the cousin rape episode :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:41,
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But its a peep show marathon :( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:43,
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Who gives a fuck!I am not in a K Hole, and the Speed will not kick in in 10 minutes!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:45,
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Also,on 5 you get women bouncing on Space Hoppers in bikinis during the adverts ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:56,
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IMAGINE CHRISTMAS WISHES! SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR EYES! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:44,
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Yay :DMerry Christmas Gerry! Did you have a good one?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:44,
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Not too bad I don't guess!But I am in pain because of breaking my ribs, and I have been out all day in Farringdon and then Soho. So I am tired :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:52,
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that's actually amazingly hypnotic'clicks and ignores previous post'
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:24,
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yes I*altimeterz*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:25,
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alzheimers?at least I haven't got
oh wait, I forgot
(oh wait, I forgot
McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:31,
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hahahaha the gift that keeps on giving epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:25,
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*altimeterz*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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that's a rather harsh punnagement your administering:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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HAHAHA!Yes :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:29,
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Yay!*brain implodes*
( Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:32,
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Awesome!Shame it's bigger than the moon though.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:39,
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Pluto is smaller than our own moonwho are these eccentrics who still vandalize wikipedia when they feel irate enough?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ptdbNUtpx4
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ptdbNUtpx4
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:46,
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Lies!It only looks smaller because it's further away.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:48,
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*Peers at with one eye through Monocle*You seem so sure
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:53,
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AmazingI thought he was accidentally going wrap the present himself at the end a la "duck season, wabbit season".
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:52,
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alright you cunts (whom i love dearly)
I am leaving on the bus now to go to JFK International Airport, from where I will depart to Finland and eventually my destination of Ukraine. Shan't be on b3ta for a solid month. So I wanted to tell you all goodbye and I love you and please be sure to put the seat up when you wee and back down for the ladies when you're done.
Arrivederci!
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:10,
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FinlandFinland
The Place I want to be!
*other lyrics forgotten*
Have a nice trip!
(The Place I want to be!
*other lyrics forgotten*
Have a nice trip!
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:11,
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Have a pleasant journeyI am going on holiday in 6 days also :)
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:11,
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I'll put the seat down if and only if one of them bangs me.fair exchange. have fun in the ukraine.
(,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:12,
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thats the way a-ha a-ha I like it a-ha a-ha epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:18,
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Really?Did you ever do those ink blot tests?
( The Togaboy The world will end on,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:22,
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Perhapstwo planks manipulated like a pair of tongs to put the seat down
one plank? ha no, I think two
(one plank? ha no, I think two
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:23,
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Happy trails Mr Muuit's going to be a quiet January without your presence
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:12,
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FROGGER!!!! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:20,
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I've been cross dressing with animals tonight!!go figure ;D
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:22,
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JollyJack has his own South Africa? mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:34,
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He only bloody does as well.He could treat it a little fucking better.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:35,
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Standard break. So standard I have a toon for it.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:36,
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NO MORE TITS WITH SQUIRRELS ATTACHED?!'goes off in a huff'
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:41,
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Is that Heather from Eastenders? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:43,
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Good thing TV hasn't been invented in her time.Or she'd digest you over several months just
like the baby elk she consumes like bonbons.
(like the baby elk she consumes like bonbons.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:56,
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have fun at the airport mr muuand dont drink the water when you arive (its seen as an insult) I will prepair some squirrel ladies to greet you when you return.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:20,
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Wowee!Have a bloody great trip sir!
You shall be missed :]
(You shall be missed :]
ClanSoul,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:20,
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Best wishes for a fun filled time. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:21,
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whiter than the snows of Hothwoo!
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:55,
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you need more edna manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:56,
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needs more out of focus meercat/ac
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:56,
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bloody magazines, stealing b3tan's hard work manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:00,
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we need more 50ft thingsnot enough of those in these here parts
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:02,
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hahaha I like the trainis that on your wall - it looks like a photo of a poster on a wall
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:06,
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fuck, if I had an a2 printer, it would be:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:07,
archived)
"...drunk eight bottles of wine and then drove into Totnes police station on fire..." discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:11,
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"... unexplained trampoline detonated by specialist police unit in aberystwyth.." discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: A Star Wars Christmas"){kind=small}
Weee!About time I aired this old one off.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:57,
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If it hasI haven't seen it
woo from me and a woo from him
(woo from me and a woo from him
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:09,
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I just made this for my nephew.
Someone needs to make a proper Ivor the Engine for Brio tracks.
mutster101 fell over,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:49,
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response so far has been a little strange mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:50,
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it's a good effortalso, are those thumb tacks for hub caps, or at least the train equivalent of?
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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The undercarriage was 'salvaged' from another train. mutster101 fell over,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:56,
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mostly out of a Rhineas, a pencil, and a match. mutster101 fell over,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:54,
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you fucking liarit's hover bacon. fact
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:56,
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i used hover bacon as a substitute for wood fillerbut that's all
( mutster101 fell over,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:59,
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woo! that's gradely manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:55,
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sorryI was on a heap downstairs giggling at a barrel
this is fantastic!
also umm I was err looking for stuff I have been meaning to shop for a while.
something I found while looking
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qMtwQBaOwdI
this put me off shopping nurcan not safe for umm rational people.
actually thats not true it is safe but its just weirded me out a bit
(this is fantastic!
also umm I was err looking for stuff I have been meaning to shop for a while.
something I found while looking
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qMtwQBaOwdI
this put me off shopping nurcan not safe for umm rational people.
actually thats not true it is safe but its just weirded me out a bit
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:07,
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needs more edna!(woo!)
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55,
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haha :DAlso: Peep show marathon on e4 :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04,
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I am currently listening to Ben Folds Fivedamn they're good.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:31,
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You don't know meeeeeeeeYou don't know meeeeeeeee
At all!
*agrees*
/edit
Sorry - that was Ben Folds solo
*mails self to Franklin fucking mint*
(At all!
*agrees*
/edit
Sorry - that was Ben Folds solo
*mails self to Franklin fucking mint*
giant_squid,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:33,
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She's what I go to school forEven though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss MacKenzie
classic
(Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss MacKenzie
classic
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:34,
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I was in a busted tribute band epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:38,
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that's the title of my forthcoming book mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:41,
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by gerry from the west midlands epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:44,
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whats it about? Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:44,
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a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a herd of wildebeest mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:46,
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sounds like my kind of triangleneeds more tirangle
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 1:28,
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*worships*what were you called?
broke?
(broke?
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:42,
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giant_squid and I were in a busted tribute bandwell, we sang Year 3000 on SingStar
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:59,
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Custard played to about 350 people in folkestoneWe finished on thunderbirds are go
and year 3000 ended with the first verse of fit but you know it by the streets
(and year 3000 ended with the first verse of fit but you know it by the streets
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:05,
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yes, but then you'd have to go back in a time machinelike they did in a film I've seen
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:58,
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'Return From Whence Soon To Become'I'm thinking of pitching it to Fox
( McBadger COW,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:01,
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yeah, solo with his Dre style beats and Regina Spektor*thinks about the army*
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:35,
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thinks abouttwiggy
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:45,
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i'm gonna have to findsome free mp3s of Ben Folds Five, i've got 14gb to fill up on my new ipod
( weaver.,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:44,
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get some dispatch quality band epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:47,
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search youtube for "ben folds waso"superb performances.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:48,
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ohh shit :Di really shouldn't have spent my time on the talk board
( weaver.,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:43,
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I LIVE IN A GIANT SHOE (has bin drinkin :S)
Click for bigger (35KB)
RRRraaaAAAAaaaAAAaaa!!!!!
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:54,
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I had a few tricks i wanted to trythat neck took me fookin ages but I was pretty happy with it.
I wanna try that neck technique out on a pedro hin style shop but im drunk now :(
(I wanna try that neck technique out on a pedro hin style shop but im drunk now :(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:59,
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can i be the first to saySOURCE?
edit : i mean sauce
(edit : i mean sauce
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:05,
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I think you can get the source by googling "topless"sauce will then following shortly after
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:08,
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mcbadger hasread my mind
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:11,
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*returns highfive* Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:14,
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heh hehyou are sexy squirreler of the month:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:00,
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oo I like her dressNicely Jamnog.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:03,
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ahh thankyou for noticingyes one of my more subtle tags
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:06,
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very subtle and very woo maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:09,
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Poor old Woolworthsnow where will kids get an eductaion in shoplifting crap and helping themselves to the Pick 'n' Mix?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:34,
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Yeah but that's foreign trade and canabis cakes! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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I was thinking about the pick and mix ;) mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:49,
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Me too ;)*edit I know you're from the Netherlands Mediocre . Everywhere seems more exotic than Britian other than Belgium of course ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53,
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imagine someone thousands of miles away in some distant land, thinking that britain was exotichahaha, the poor bastards
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:02,
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HahahaI remember my stepmum lifting a massive Lego set for her youngest from Woolies one year. She was militant.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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I think they all hang out a Mr. Stabby's Hoodie and ASBO Emporium these days riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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The scrotes around where i live have found fun in nicking from pound shops.
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:37,
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hahahatalk about scraping the bottom of the barrel
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:38,
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What compared to the penny sweets at Woolworths?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:40,
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hehe - but that was classy maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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You know whatI've never nicked a sweet from Woolies!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:46,
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I never did I was always a good girlor at least I didn't have the nerve to do it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:47,
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My dad found out I nicked a joke sugar cube from Fenwicks at Brent Crossand arranged for me to 'have a talk' with the manager in his officer. I was about eight and I was shitting my load.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:49,
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You're Dad is wise, but maybe a bit intimidating maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:50,
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My dad was anything but wisebelieve me:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53,
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Just intimidating then? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55,
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No just didn't like me for some reason.OH well. Nighty night b3ta.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04,
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nite nite chap god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:05,
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My brother found me after i nicked johnnies from Safeway.My dad took me back and said i had to pay, twelve effin quid, not bloody likely!
I was 11 aswell, they grow up so fast.
(I was 11 aswell, they grow up so fast.
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53,
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11 with condoms?what were you thinking?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:56,
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Surely water balloons are cheapalthough nicking condoms must be even cheaper lol
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04,
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I'm not sure that someone giving a talk to an 8 year old while they are in their officer is going to give quite the right message discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:03,
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Oh and a couple nice videos i saw the other day.One had a few scrotes stamping on baby birds, which was nice and manly, and another one punching a sleeping tramp.
Kids these days, at least they've still got their morals.
(Kids these days, at least they've still got their morals.
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:41,
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I despair - I try to think back to my youthand whether kids were this bad and the answer is pretty much, yes but without so much consumerism. I've no idea what the future will be like but those kids are now parents the problem is they are just as bad - so what for the Future a Hitler in every neighbourhood? I doubt it but I'm not optimistic either.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:46,
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As a female I must protest'cunts' are very useful whereas kids aren't ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55,
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Well as a male cunts are quite useful aswell :DBut kids are not, they are just shits
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:56,
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the small ones that go up chimneys arewhat with gas prices as they are, they are a sound future investment, i've got half a dozen in training at this very moment in time, what with it being a bit chilly i've still got the fires going, little buggers don't half shift, i'm going to make a killing.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:00,
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never mind thatmum wanted a new corded phone for christmas, i wander into woolies point at nice boxed phone on shelf with no price, how much says i, £1 with 30%off says youth, bag it says i, christmas sorted for the total of 70p this year, result.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:39,
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I bought my mum a pair of hair straighteners from woolies for christmas, cost a total of £1.40
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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that's the wonder of woolies god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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Made up for it with an £180 DAB digital radio/ipod dock for my dad.
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:45,
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i must admit i'd intended to get something else as well but it was out of stockand this was the 24th but she was happy none the less. we're not big on all that lavish gift stuff in our family anyway, more practical sorts, get something if we need it, replace it when it breaks beyond all repair, which is probably just as well really.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:51,
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I was watching Dr. Who the other day and Cathrine Tate was talking on what was meant to be a cordless phone.It was a corded one as the angle was from the bottom of the phone as she was lying down and you could see the empty RJ11 plug.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:44,
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this is awhole extravaganza of woo
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:09,
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