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[challenge entry] Architecture Is Art, Right?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# The Leaning Tower of Meer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# AICMFP
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# You claim £5 when he got the answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# hey, meercat! nobody humps a church in my town!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] depends how you look at it?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# those giant silver buttocks are eating people's heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ha!! from this angle they could almost
look like piles

or worms?
edite: apparently is an omphalompha
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Is that Chicago?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# 'tis the bean!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Nicely :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# :D
cheers! my other one is more useless so this will have to do:) how's you doing?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Bit of a painfull back but getting better thanks :-)
How are your pies? :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Sounds ouch! hope you got some half decent analgesia :D
more scrag than best but hey! enjoying a day in for a change
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Scrag is where all the flavour is ;-)
Enjoy your day in, I'm just off out!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# *waves* :D
oohh yessss
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I know the guy who was part of the group who built that.
He just finished building this-

ibismaximus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# hey, coool link thanks :D
would love to see the bean up close & personal.. like the bike, can't get a true sense of scale & context until you're up there with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# venus de meow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# -lo
(1.618..., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# -bye
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# don't go!
i only just got here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# fil ter iffic :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# now then, pedro
how's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# to the left
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# it's a commie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# bullshit i sculputed it with no hands
(1.618..., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# poor no hands :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Tiglo
catomite?
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# MMM, DAS GUT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# (White Supremacist) In Hammersmith Palais.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ah got the moves lak Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ...awaits the magenta...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Oh baby ... I can't hide what I feel for you!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# oh my sweet god and jesus fucking christ in heaven! he's ripping his damn head off!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# because that's AMORE!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Nasty spinal injury he's going to have there
also:

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# why did sandusky go to jail?
he wasn't catholic
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# BURN BABYLON BITCHES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Looks like many bones have been broken in his upper torso
He's limp as a ragdoll, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] 15 minutes of

I couldn't be arsed to do a proper effort in gimp.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:05, archived)
# I liked this the first time
and said www.b3ta.com/board/10794474
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:14, archived)
# "Can't be fucked doing text to paths"
in gimp.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Yet you could be fucked to post an image, delete it and then re-post it?
Interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I deleted it and reposted it cause
I was fiddling with the size. Apart from that it was very much the same image.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# You should try using: width=100%


or this image may be better with: height=100%

Seriously though width=300 is always a good bet
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
# What witchcraft is this?
Burn the witch!
(Jokel, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# He's not a witch, he's a very naughty boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# heh, yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# daffy's a real wisequack!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# cool this attack ad on youtube says that obama is unpatriotic because he said a bad thing about bush
does people remember how shitty george bush was? and why is this ad on every goddamn video. i'm trying to watch the dixie chicks for christ sake.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:28, archived)
# <insert uranus joke here>
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# <insert moon joke here>
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:33, archived)
#
[insert freebase pic here]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# we should have a challenge where everyone just post freebase pictures
boy would that be swell
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# i'd wank and cum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# waaay ahead of you
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Hackne
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# oh sweet! hackney's going through the changes!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Hackney has been turned into a giant pink blancmange with cherries
it's for the Olympics and to help reduce crime
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# This looks like SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ^ Artz
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# smug bastard in an ak47 chair with a pirate peg leg
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:49, archived)
# Everything appears to be in order..
Ning sock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:54, archived)
# 'ning mr bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:56, archived)
# I particularly like the shocked face on the gun behind his right shoulder..
that and the levitating arm rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# haha yeah i noticed that too
the levitating arm rest is a remnant of my spaz hands with paintshop pro
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)
# you are a paintshop pro
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:29, archived)
# next
smug bastard in a pirate peg leg chair with a gun leg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:08, archived)
# i'm not sure that's in line with the whole smug ethos
harry might be better suited to that situation
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks his peg leg looks like a rather sorry kebab spit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)
# now you mention it...
yep

edit - not yep as in it's only you, yep as in i agree with your observation
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:46, archived)
# this gentleman looks rather smug i say
i hope one of those straps goes off in his crotch, lead heat dislodging his sperm and blood across the white white floor *splunch*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
# lovely graphic poetry there doc :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# lovely weather we're having
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:17, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 4:57, archived)
# RELEASE THE FLANSUBS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 5:45, archived)
# mission
destroy subbase
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 6:01, archived)
# I can just imagine an aquatic version of metal gear with this, and maybe vimod as your advisor while you battle the forces of F.U.C.K.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] That's shit that is..

Have a Pea

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 6:48, archived)
# Why cats graffito?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Have I woke up in .. the future?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:20, archived)
# sorta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:23, archived)
# cool, well, there's only one thing for it
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:26, archived)
# hahaha i'd love one of those
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:48, archived)
# BUT THIS THING REEKS OF ASS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBMscW_dVg&t=408
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# In the future, we're all fat fucks ...
scary to think of right??
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha fecking hell!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I just logged in to lol
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ohhh Dog, now it's ruined...


Click for bigger (69 kb)
(B7illage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# the Tracey Emin episode of 'It's Me or the Dog' did not end well
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Excellent!
I never knew dogs laid eggs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Conceptually
beat me to it.
Bastard.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 6:27, archived)
# The dog beat you to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 6:39, archived)
# the dog beat him off
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:59, archived)
# if you're too young to get it, be thankful.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# yeahhhhhhh !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# i dont get it, i see roland rat, kevin and errol, the words confuse me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# it's good to see you getting out of the basement occasionally Mongy
and contributing again :-) keep it up sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# i did fuck all and you cant prove it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That will
appeal to Ratcatcher fans.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Yeeeeeeahhhhhh....
Roll V.T.!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 3:31, archived)
#

((2D Version [small] )) , ((2D Version [big] ))
blockchain.info/tree/2893660
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# This crazy is trending all my life
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# a fine hat
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# penis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaN4LrieCjo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# gooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# asshole
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# :/
i was jussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# :\
i was jusplayin
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# barrel a monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# your bogeys have eyes and hands
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# they really dont, mostly just long thin strips of clear snot at the moment, i'll gaz you if it changes, great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# try and establish the Guinness Book of Records' record for the longest trail of snot in the world
www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad_nauseam_05.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# no boots on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
# dedication's all you need
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# box of frogs
 
there's an old saying over here "box of birds" which is supposed to mean you feel good but I've been thinking about it and I can't imagine a situation in which a box of birds could possibly be good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# maybe you misheard and it's a box of Buds
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
# maybe a box of imported female sex slaves from russia, or some shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 4:32, archived)
# YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 4:31, archived)
# No wonder they call him Elvis in Pontypandy - cooking up in the Fire Station is Vegas baby!

He's a right Bag-rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha nicely done
smack and cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Is it me or does the old dude with the tash look like
Windsor Davies.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# he does, doesn't he
what was the cartoon with the boxes and balls that he used to do the voice for?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# terrahawks
and only the end titles were a cartoon, the rest was thunderbirds-style puppets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I preferred
Starfleet personally.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# that's because starfleet was awesome
spaceships that join to become a massive robot.
doesn't get better than that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# it was all john aldington
(1.618..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# what?
really??
just checked and windsor davies did the voice for sergeant major zero
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# in the original fireman sam
alderton di the voices.

it was badly animated, and badly voiced.
so they redid it, and it was only badly written

nowadays is all very cheap cg, so it's badly written, badly animated and reasonalbly well voiced
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# It was also peppered with innuendo that would make Captain Pugwash seem clean
A prime example I recall is "I was just polishing the end of the fire extinguisher when all of a sudden I was covered in white sticky stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# you realise the rest of your evening will now have to be spent trawling youtube for illustrative examples, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Can't someone else do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# i'm afraid not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I'm streaming something off the telly at the mo
and I think my bandwidth cannae take Youtube at the same time. But I'll do it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Best I could find
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJLwppVXBS4#t=3m47s
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# *shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Well, you prompted me to find examples of innuendo in Fireman Sam
not a selection of Oscar Wilde quips
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# apparently, the pugwash innuendo is a myth
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Wasn't one of his crew called Fuckcunt McSperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# So I heard
but it made a good comparative example.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Drunken Myth Muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# they're all bastards in pat land
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# And practising Beastialitists
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# they know what's coming
and the black one's shoved forward to be the sacrificial lamb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# nice one
not seen that in ages, last one I saw was arson sam on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)
# must have bindun...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I've heard some Americans pronounce it booo-eeeee
and Canadians probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# That's certainly the American pronunciation.
There are a few I wasn't aware of before I came here... lapel, puma, can't think of any others right now...
Oh and there are words like "acclimatise" which just aren't used here... they say "acclimate" instead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# and normalcy, instead of normality
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# And the use of the word "momentarily" to mean "soon" instead of "for a very brief time"
First time I heard it was on a plane, "we'll be taking off momentarily". Not what you want to hear really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# ha ha!
damned budget airlines
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# oh my!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Oh yeah and specialty, instead of speciality.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# how do yanks say 'lapel'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Some say lay pull, with the stress on the first syllable.
Although my wife's telling me she hasn't heard that often. What the hell does she know though, she's a septic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# weird
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# And then there's basil, and vitamin
but I was aware of those already.
If you're here for long enough you're pretty much forced to adopt some of the pronunciations, otherwise shopping and ordering gets to be too much hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# oh reagan oh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Yeah I'm not fucking saying that
If I can't find it I don't buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUdaPNXC_68
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# we're British, we don't have a dream
because we're awake

I laughed too much
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# haha, There's an american (possibly) troll beating them to death in the comments section there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:12, archived)
# the one that really gets me is herbs without the 'h'
oh and those ads for pantene shampoo, where it's called 'pan-teen'...weird
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# app ricot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Damn
I'm realizing there are some words where I use the US pronunciation without even being aware of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# jag wah
although I think posh people say it like that too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I've only ever seen pantene commercials in the US
How do they say pantene in the UK then?

But yeah, the "erb" thing is a bit bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Isn't that the one from Jaws?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Don't mention the Jews.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# This worries me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# mio
mao
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA
(1.618..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Holey shits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# simples
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Reminds me of
web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Farmer_herds_5000_ducks_through_town
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# weirdest episode of Morph ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 1:30, archived)
# it's like a million meercats suddenly dessicated...
Don't think the jedi will be happy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Nice ALF nose collection
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I saw this in Sydney
Felt like I was a demon lord of all my clay denzins, towering over the crowd, all eyes towards me.

The cat would have cheered it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog don't like Jazz!

Click for pissier (150 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Greeeeaaaat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Dog don't dig Jazz!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Antony Gormley - "Blind Stench"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I had to google that being a naive heathen

Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# suave stench

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
# This is silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# fuckin ell


here's the big version, i can't get it under 600k without it looking crap
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/shitthebeditsthetourdefranceboomtrextiger.gif
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
FUCKING MAME!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# The Pope The Pope The Pope
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Woo for silly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hymn is a piece of art and Bill Gates is the geek


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Compeau it
Geeks are animals too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# that would be against the rules
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# We have rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# you have runes?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Half of my family are pagan, they keep the runes so I don't have to think about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# are the runes kept in the skull of Banthoosis?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Nah, little plush bags, usually.
My dad has/used to have a satanic altar, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I'm not sure if was ACTUALLY a satanic altar, or just that's just what he refered to it as.
My dad's the type where if he tells you he's dabbling with voodoo, you're not sure if he's joking or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# It was definitely an altar though.
With a definite stag skull on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Did it also have a stag body and stag legs?
Cos, you know, it might have just been a stag.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Nope, just the head. With none of the skin or brainy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Rembrandt's The Night Watch (With Cats)


Click for bigger (206 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:27, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Really? Cheers man!
That said, It took ages and I never want see a cats head again.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# No?
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Eugh! Get it away!
Or I'll photoshop it's head off.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# cat watching a really fast game of tennis that never ends
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Much better than ´cat listening to a really fast game of tennis that never ends´
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# rowr!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# well done for sticking it out
I would have taken a break and never come back to it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# That very nearly happened
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# How about this end?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Aww! No, that's really cute that is!
Mother Teresa cat ring piece, what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Where am I supposed to put my tea-towel now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've got cat bum hole magnets on my fridge. I like cat bum holes cleanest orifice in town.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# that's epic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Reminds me of Dogtanian
It is also very good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Meowst deliciously executed
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# This is full of woo
Have an Owl:

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# *waits for head to suddenly unwind the other way...*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# You know how when cars reverse they make that wroooooowooowooow noise?
It reminded me of video tapes rewinding and I used to imagine something similar was going on with the car's going forward being unravelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# a 250k woo? fucking noobs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I'm completely useless, have some more
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL
IT SHOULD REALLY SAY TWIT!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# It´s fantastic.
You better watermark it before it shows up on cheezburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Cheers dude!
I hate that site
A friend of mine posted on FB Herman's bomberman TV screen from that site. I berated him most heinously
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 2:17, archived)
# Very good.
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I do like a little Mondrian
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, and have some roasted peas...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Do Beatles covers count as art?

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I would say more so than portraits of Elizabethan celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Um, yeah, sorry.
Haven't posted anything for aaaages and got a bit carried away.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Oh I think they're both challengeworthy
Compo down there might disagree, but I don't control him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah it counts! It is Pink Panther's cock right?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Errr, it's a non-chicken... I think
(The wisdom of posting some of these is now starting to escape me)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Non-chicken? You mean like McNuggets?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Oui, exactement
Les McNugettes ne sont pas le coq, n'est-ce pas
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# It's regulation.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw something in a National Geographic today
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Thanks!
It must have been the blue suckers that reminded me of the painting...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, Ai Weiwei
Are you sure those are all sunflower seeds?

(philbo baggins, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# It's ruined now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Christmas too :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I was talking about Christmas anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I thought you meant Third Sunday after Epiphany
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# No, that should be alright still
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Nice try Mr Miyagi

(((((gotjuiceLEGJUICE.BIG)))))
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# first pea

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Laaaaarry

(douggypledger, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:01, archived)
# well, i like it
even if it is massive
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)

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