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# Uncle Deathmas
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# This has everything.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
# beautiful
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Poor Pedro's had a stroke :'(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:17, archived)
# makes a change from a full-on tug
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:21, archived)
#

(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:03, archived)
# wonderfully festive
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:17, archived)
# that needs printing on canvas :)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)
# uncle deathmas gave your dog epilepsy for christmas
top stuff
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Excellent
Very festive.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)
# you sir are a wonder
Have a woo Yay and several hooplas!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:49, archived)
# *spitzenklasse*
yæy
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Amazing work
WOO! Only thing needed is Click for even bigger! :D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
# many nice details...doily,blackbirds etc
dead mouse aaaw:(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Kinda warms your heart. :)
(Thanks all) o/'
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:41, archived)
# \o/ can't believe its that time again
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Woo yay!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Beautiful
Thanks x
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:52, archived)
# This could be an advent calendar with a vial of jizzum in varying states of decay behind each door.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:00, archived)
# I was with that idea all the way to jizzum.
Nothing's perfect.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Ok...errr.......vile jizz?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Santa can't handle it.
Uncle Death probably has AM rippers waiting for him.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnoqXFNc6M
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:42, archived)
# masturpiece
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:03, archived)
# Woo yay
Fucking excellent :D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:18, archived)
# I love his slippers.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 20:02, archived)
# AAU
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Woooooooo!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 4:48, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Jesus Edward, watch where you point that thing /Hull
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# "gerroff moi laaand"
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:20, archived)
# "Over ya go boy's"
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop unmasking enigmas!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha, what a haircut
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I imagine it worked quite well when you couldn't
freeze frame the unmasking.

People will have had to recall it by memory for their Kendo fan art.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)
# now there's a gallery I'd like to visit
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# shirley(crabtree) you can't be serious
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:46, archived)
# EASY EASY EASY
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:49, archived)
# i bet he came out to this match holding a baby!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)
# inspired by FoldsFive cultural reporting
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:27, archived)
# all delivered by father gifmas
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Haha you swollowed a joke book today?!
Ok maybe I should rephrase that?!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)
# i tend to get very sarcastic when i'm tired
my nephews woke me early this morning by grabbing an ankle each and trying to pull me out of bed :(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
# ...in opposite directions
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:52, archived)
# mmmmmmm, p'ng
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Drawn from one of my fav models


If she behaves I might give her a rib cage next time.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:59, archived)
# looks very like a girl i used to know
snotty cunt, she was
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*click*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:28, archived)
# There's a lot of them about, Smashy.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
# i know
even my usual sunny disposition is challenged at times ;)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Ha!
My usual mood makes you look like a children's television presenter on really, really good drugs. I nail grumpy like no-one else can.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
# i like the sound of the drugs
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:51, archived)
# You wouldn't know it from my posts
But I've never really taken any drugs. I'm so very middle class boring I'm afraid.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
# i'm a bit beyond that these days
but back in the day, i'd spend many a weekend gurning, with my fingers doing the mad pianist
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Looking back
I don't think I ever had the opportunity. I tried weed and came to the conclusion that I could be lazy and depressed for half the price, and I tried amyl nitrate and had to get my fingernail marks out the ceiling. That's about it really.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)
# weed made me VERY paranoid
anything else made me talk utter bollocks or six hours
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Oxygen
does that to me :(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Would the model be Zara du Rose
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:16, archived)
# Quite a girl
I'm sorry I don't do her real justice.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:54, archived)
# RIP :( Now I understand how it really happened.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I thought it was bouncers wot dunnit
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Well deserved. They're all wearing trainers.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 21:39, archived)
# probably bindun
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# not sure what you're trying to achieve tbh
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# besides relentless editing and deleting of posts
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Just a bit of fun
Just for me yes hahahaha :-X
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
# setting fire to Ben Elton's musical is probably a good idea
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:51, archived)
#
's musical
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
Much more cheery.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
# H2
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:15, archived)
# :D
I ordered a where's the zombie calendar this week - trufax
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:22, archived)
# That is a work of art

(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:30, archived)
# Bosch is the Master.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:56, archived)
#
nicely done!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:32, archived)
# FWAP FWAP FWAP
Hold on this was done in 2000BFL
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:40, archived)
# this has everything
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Has no FL
I'll set em up!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:45, archived)
# whatever makes you happy
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
# FUCKLIFTS
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:47, archived)
# That meme is dead*
*until Friday.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:55, archived)
# will it be funny come friday?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:01, archived)
# It's not about the funny.
It's about POWER.
FEEL THE POWER.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooo get you hahahaha


(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:07, archived)
# This is......
An Eager Beaver Fork Lift.
I drove them in the Army in the 80's
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Woo \o/
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Pics or GTFO
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Arts!!
*needs FUCKLIFT
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:39, archived)
# *spitzenklasse*
i wish i had just a tad of your energy
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:14, archived)
# I want this on a T-shirt!
Can I put it on a T-shirt?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:09, archived)
# Wallop! Bosch!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Brueghel
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)
# *blushes at ignorance and assumes the position*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
# *stick to bite on, etc.*
(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Is that Liverpool city centre on a Saturday night?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:49, archived)
#
on a Saturday every
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:41, archived)
# That would work quite well the other way round,
in which when you spot Wally, he is doing something weird and obscene amongst all the normality.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)
# He is quite clearly having a wank.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
# where's wanker
which one of the five hundred characters in this picture is pleasuring himself
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Hi, I'm Bumchin McArmless
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)
# poor bum chin
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:37, archived)
# if only Yoda had been like that in the films :D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Fake - the cloaks on figures spontaneously disappeared 0.21 seconds after purchase.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Fake,,,,
AND gay!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
# but how does he smell?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:24, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Its happening!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:55, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Very nice :D
Did you ever colour in any of the Game of Thrones pictures?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:16, archived)
# I did a couple then forgot about it
I think I drew a dozen or so. It happens a lot with my stuff, just can't be bothered after a while.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Depends on what programme/movie you like the most I suppose
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
# no I just get bored of my drawings half way through
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Oh ok
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:50, archived)
# I have a similar problem
I get bored of them before even starting
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Nobody walks in L.A.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Must be time for some Sunday Flan
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:04, archived)
# :D
sympathy post ;)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:24, archived)
# Haha thanks man thanks :D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)
# How do you eat yours?
*waits for gif to move*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)
# ill try that again, this time with less fuckwit.. :P
this time with less fuckwit.. :Pmove you say...

(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Freebasing for breakfast
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:32, archived)
# I lived through that hell.
It was like a jungle sometimes.

Also: nice.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Sound advice
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:11, archived)
# And don't ever come down!
Nice lurkage :)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Don't EVER come down!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# monkey blob

no idea
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:06, archived)
# mmmm, brainy!!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:18, archived)
# monkey see, monkey poo
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:20, archived)
# so,
what kind of fruit?
I want to be ready!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:23, archived)
# suckup
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:49, archived)
# ok, will do! :D
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:15, archived)
# did you miss it? sorry to hear that. It was tangerines
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 7:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 8:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:58, archived)
# brundlemonkey!!
we meet again!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:19, archived)
# 'tis a fine blob
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:05, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:50, archived)
# Second post this year...
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:24, archived)
# The reds were ace
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:49, archived)
# they were all over the yellows
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Love baseball!
Get it? No? Oh!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)
# no! a match!
like ummm, my arse and your face
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Strrrrrrrrrrrike
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 8:49, archived)
# This sort of thing leads to flame wars
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Shattered
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)
# don't
;) WOO!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Restored.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:28, archived)
# Oooo
very arty
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:21, archived)
# that's cool, good stuff m8
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:03, archived)
# I love your walking viaduct.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Next Doctor Who?


(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Hello boss man
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:00, archived)
# hello mister


(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Phenodihydrochloride Benzelex
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)
# My endorphines like this.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:52, archived)
# OH FUCK
5.9.83.79 at the ready!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:10, archived)
# ...excuse me, sir...
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:30, archived)
#


EDIT: Ninja edit
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:59, archived)
# nowwaitaminute!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:06, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:49, archived)
# where do they all go?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:06, archived)
# they seem a bit low-poly
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:51, archived)
# ...shouldn't they be piling up, though?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:15, archived)
# Perhaps they're climbing back up somehow and re-entering the store.
It's like a conveyor-belt of stupid.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:56, archived)
# WTFL IS GOING ON?!!!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
# I seriously don't know what you're going on about.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Oh I think you do!

POV BILL FUCK IN U
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Mums the word...................know what I'm saying?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)
# is THIS the fruit that HT was promising us?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Not sure
I just found the picture uploaded on Atomic's FUCKbucket
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta is a LIE
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:21, archived)
# FUCKTRIX
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:34, archived)
# 'There is no Guinness.'
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] All the stalls were engaged
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Indeed.

(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# SHITFUCK
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:10, archived)
# FUCKSHIT
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
# That's a nice solid athletic cup!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Where's the most dangerous place to stand if you're afraid of being trampled to death?

Between a politician and a camera.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)
# *sympathy replies*
*5 cent re-used pun*
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Only a master of evil
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 14:29, archived)
# haha nice edit :)
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Mastersith
"Darth Talon has prepared honey glazed Womp Rat in a dill and Dagobahn Swamp Slug comfit, with Force steamed vegetables and a red wine reduction."
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Does it come with chips?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Unfortunately not
I can rustle you up some potato batons with a rock salt and vinegar dressing, although the Swamp Slug's already sharp acidic taste would make this combination far too overpowering.

Unless you're one of those weird types who like pickled eggs and cockles.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Nah...I'm off to overload my bowl (twice) at the complimentary salad bar.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:00, archived)

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