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[challenge entry] Votre mère suce les coqs dans l'enfer
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:55, archived)
# WHAT? MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
epic skillz, ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:13, archived)
# Haha!
Cheers Smash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] also...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:29, archived)
# Bloody hell that is good.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Mar 2017, 21:02, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sun 12 Mar 2017, 8:33, archived)
# The Captain is gonna smush ya, mate!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] mona lecter
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:14, archived)
# i can smell her c....
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:50, archived)
# coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
# chocolate face mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:12, archived)
# Nasty euphemism there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Mar 2017, 18:17, archived)
# only if
it's a hershey's chocolate face mask
(ozof, Sat 11 Mar 2017, 11:36, archived)
# True
Food in US corporate hands tends to be sugary, fatty, crap.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Mar 2017, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:50, archived)
# I have to say
this is a surprisingly entertaining challenge
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:52, archived)
# that'll cheer him up
after the day he probably had
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:58, archived)
# The alternative ending.
Aciiid!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:12, archived)
# i want to walk down there right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:13, archived)
# That is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] just this
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:00, archived)
# i bet it'll still stick to her legs.
THAT'S the real horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:05, archived)
# mother will fix it
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:20, archived)
# Look out, Marion, he's going to flush the toilet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] and this.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:38, archived)
# S-S-S-Studio Line©!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:18, archived)
# Excellent Tribs!
Top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:23, archived)
# Ta muchly
It could have been scarier. I was considering Piers Morgan...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
# i like it but
i think you're confusing scary with sickening
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 19:35, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:27, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Mar 2017, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Monster Munch
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:02, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] He's behind you!!


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(Victor Victoria, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:41, archived)
# that's some epic lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:14, archived)
# Now that really is fucking creepy
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hills Have Munch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "If those cows don't get milked by 7 they'll be hell to raise!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:01, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:17, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Wyeth's 'Zombie Apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:20, archived)
# HAHA
nicely Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:23, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:24, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:26, archived)
# Cheers Toastie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] kill it with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:53, archived)
# TWD:S02E13
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:57, archived)
# Wow
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:29, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:53, archived)
# Very nicely, giving me a deja vu they did an opening scene in homage to this painting
if not they should've :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:11, archived)
# Top notch!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 10 Mar 2017, 17:58, archived)
# Wow!!!! NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] want a balloon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:03, archived)
# I'm lovin' IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:08, archived)
# ah, product placement.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:09, archived)
# yup
Stephen King must have been inspired (or paid) by MDs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO57P3xKUko
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)
# well he's gotta make his money somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:23, archived)
# Bet he's got a hand in Burger 'King' too
the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:27, archived)
# Thing T. Thing
has a hand in most, erm, things.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:08, archived)
# this is great
going to have to read it again soon
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 5:26, archived)
# clever!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:23, archived)
# ty
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:28, archived)
# haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:06, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:06, archived)
# I like it!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ^


(obv this won't make sense unless you've seen the cabin in the woods ;p )
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 2:33, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:31, archived)
# I like it 2!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
# lovely
I thought I saw a belly-buster!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] belly-buster FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:01, archived)
# Au revoir #faketoys



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MORE FAKE TOYS: 21stcenturyfaketoys.tumblr.com/

MORE REAL MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/faketoys


I think even I have had enough of these now...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:25, archived)
# Have you collected all of these together on a website?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah, it's on the post above!
MORE FAKE TOYS: 21stcenturyfaketoys.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:33, archived)
# Cool, do you mind if I share the link, only some people may have not seen it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:38, archived)
# I would love you to share the link
Particularly the merchandise one!
If you're sharing on twitter, tag @christhebarker as well if you like, then I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:54, archived)
# Feel free to use this image!


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shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/faketoys
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 0:39, archived)
# Just above the one where I'm trying to convince people to buy my merch
MORE REAL MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/faketoys
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:34, archived)
# Fridge magnets.
They look cool. I've actually ordered some so I'll let you know how they come out.


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SOMEONE ORDER A BASTARD MAGNET AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE?
www.cafepress.co.uk/faketoys
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:36, archived)
# I would but I'm not really a fridge magnet type of fridge owner plus I'm saving my pennies for a super A2 Nasty NF poster :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:05, archived)
# I've done a poster of nine of them
www.cafepress.co.uk/faketoys.18027404
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 23:00, archived)
# This deserves a reply
ave it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:37, archived)
# haha nicely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:19, archived)
# Lovely
Chucky Jesus needs a sword is his hand, going into that neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:12, archived)
# Farting around with pencils...


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Sorry, no dicks today.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:39, archived)
# Well good. There'll always be Paris.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dracularnolfini

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:28, archived)
# Only just seen the bat, awww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:29, archived)
# Even though it is the size of the woman's torso aaagh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:29, archived)
# Exactly the size of a small dog...
for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:10, archived)
# Obama doesn't look well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:51, archived)
# does trump know bama is the undead?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:53, archived)
# Come on! He's had long enough to realise he has no reflection!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:56, archived)
# What an ugly rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 0:22, archived)
# Wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
# nice mirror detail
He's saying, "Are you the bastard who shat on my wifes ear?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:26, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 10 Mar 2017, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] In South Kensington, no one can hear you scream....


(mainly because of the traffic)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:52, archived)
# He: Look dear, i found an alien egg.
She: I'm bored.
(bovine intervention, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] can't unsee this
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:33, archived)

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