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[challenge entry] Bust
(Alligator, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 20:03, archived)
# In the 70s, this lady's breasts would be known as bus-oms
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 22:01, archived)
# I have never read the writing in the road as 'Bust top'...
no siree...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 1:05, archived)
# i thought she was dressed for coachella
(ozof, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 7:08, archived)
# Cor!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:01, archived)
# well that's curdled my ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:02, archived)
# I'll be in my bunk
for the foreseeable future.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 18:19, archived)
# Don't forget to take lotion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 19:15, archived)
# Excellento
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 22:02, archived)
# haha
Yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:25, archived)
# Text book landing
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 22:03, archived)
# yep--textbooks landed everywhere ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Phwooooaarr!
(also because its my candleday and I barely post on the main board anymore)

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:10, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:21, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:45, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:34, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:45, archived)
# Happy candles--needn't be a stranger
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:51, archived)
# I'm usually rattling around /links these days
Don't have the time (or talent!) to do the comps very often anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:56, archived)
# i'm still here
and all i can do is bitch and knit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah, but what awesome knitting!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:02, archived)
# :D
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:03, archived)
# and what awesome bitching
(such as it is)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:05, archived)
# *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:10, archived)
# Happy candles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Waxy Festibularities!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 22:00, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:32, archived)
# but it's not round his neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:46, archived)
# Off!
more like
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
# Aside from Monster's University
All Pixar titles are better with the word "fuck" before or after the title.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 14:02, archived)
# dreamworks are better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 14:55, archived)
# Boss Baby?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 21:01, archived)
# Pfft.

This was from his last attempt to own everything, which thankfully failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:00, archived)
# he never got over losing at monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:07, archived)
# He just passed 'Go' and is now on his next trip around the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:26, archived)
# His dick is clearly photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:29, archived)
# Hahah!
Cheers Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:37, archived)
# Where's my bloody gun.
Nice shop :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm here all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:20, archived)
# Teehee
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 14:39, archived)
# *couch snort*
and clicked...
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:26, archived)
# In anticipation of a different challenge which did not materialize
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:08, archived)
# A quick scroll reveals that 'Sharks'/'Teeth'/'Chomping On Stuff' would probably have been a better choice than 'Buses'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:20, archived)
# perhaps another day
I live for sharks teeth chomping on stuff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Those plagiarizing Aussies
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:49, archived)
# Is that an Airbus?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:23, archived)
# when it's not being a ground bus, yep
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] she likes to play...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:38, archived)
# I never see rabbits with cancer any more, what happened to all of them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:49, archived)
# they gave it to armadillos
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:51, archived)
# ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 13:12, archived)
# Squeak Box©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 22:02, archived)
# Actually, I put music to this file in a different format
looked pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Jun 2017, 0:08, archived)
# coz they mixed up me toasties?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:54, archived)
# Gentrification
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 20:08, archived)
# I thought it was a busooka
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Thu 29 Jun 2017, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this
to save someone else the bother of doing it
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:11, archived)
# Tony?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:33, archived)
# Not just some of Tony either
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:39, archived)
# The original said; "Stony"
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I just hate catching this bus
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] On The Buseys
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:03, archived)
# I hope he cleans that pole regularly...
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:27, archived)
# Ride the busey much?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] His last words were something like 'fuck this job.'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:15, archived)
# At least his career's on track
Next in line for a promotion, chuffed, railly good prospects... has to watch out for sleeper agents though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
# opportunities for further training too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:13, archived)
# :D soon his 'career' will be smeared on the nose of a Union Pacific
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:13, archived)
# Was his name Otto?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:17, archived)
# you've stumped me there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:20, archived)
# School bus driver on the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:21, archived)
# The Simpsons?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:22, archived)
# I think they were a soap opera or something dramatic like that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Choose poverty...
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:39, archived)
# Making a placard for the march on Sat


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Does this work?
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] No, I have literally NO IDEA what you're saying!
EDIT: In fact, all aboard...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :D more like . . .

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:17, archived)
# The Ris Bus
is a little old bus where we can ris together
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Universal Cereal Bus?
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:39, archived)
# Hello
I'm glad to be here, it helps me to relieve stress
abcya | friv | run 3 | pbs kids
(jackybo, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:32, archived)
# really?
tell us some of your favourite stress relieving posts

Also, what are those links?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:39, archived)
# Hello
You appear to be a massive fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:57, archived)
# You're nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:39, archived)
# My computer is sentient, here is a poem it made.
Errs scabby preferrers boguses.
Insults, mineralize nonagon, barkers delegates.
Incentive loosening.

Lope, prods centriole.
Limpid nymphs.
Tropically abundant reptiles tegument.
Untwists, inlays hanger, garb.
Dentines subjoins.
Winners wresting.

Splurge authors.
Weltings sought disjoint.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:21, archived)
# We have a right laugh here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 20:14, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Jul 2017, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:18, archived)
# wow...that beam is wider than I thought it was :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:11, archived)
# I guess its headlights are on high beam
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
For fucks sake!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
# I am so on the stupid bus
It looks cute!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BUSES

This weeks image challenge is Buses. Celebrate joyful communal transport in all its forms.
Big ones, little ones, double deckers, bendy, political, driving off a cliff, greyhounds, prison, school, the bus options are almost endless.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:35, archived)
# I don't like buses
One of them ran me over
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:23, archived)
# I fell off one
www.b3ta.com/questions/slapstick/post621946

But I can't blame the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:03, archived)
# Ha!
I can't blame the bus either. I do blame the bitch who pushed me in front of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:05, archived)
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EDIT: To explain this, there was a bus bandwagon this one time...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
# Jeez, How Many More Concessions!"
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 6:37, archived)
# If anyone is aroused by this, let me know and I'll NSFW it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 6:06, archived)
# If anyone is aroused by that
Tell a therapist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 6:27, archived)
# Love is where you find it, dear
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 6:35, archived)
# Under the couch?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 7:58, archived)
# perhaps--if there's enough head room
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:14, archived)
# Angela Merkin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 10:34, archived)
# Jabba the Tardigrade
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:13, archived)
# Not really aroused . . .just a little err. . . curious
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:22, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:53, archived)

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