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# "Sure, Kim . . . next round's on me."
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 23:36, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 23:58, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 2:43, archived)
# RIP Marky Mark
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 7:12, archived)
# It's hard to spell 'rape' without spelling 'rap.'
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 15:44, archived)
# Oriental movie night
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 22:35, archived)
# I RORd
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 7:14, archived)
# me raughing on frool light now my assoff
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)
# Lacist
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 14:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 15:56, archived)
# Del Toro outdid himself!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 22:31, archived)
# From 1901-1909
served concurrently as President of the US and Prime Minister of Australia. The work kept him hopping.

(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 17:01, archived)
# Is Steve Ballmer considered a historical figure yet?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:37, archived)
# had his head shaved with 'Clippers', so yes.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 17:12, archived)
#
Isn't that Steve Redgrave???
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 8:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 1984
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:15, archived)
# that's crediting him with far more wit than he has
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
# Vain Halfwit
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 20:56, archived)
# To Prove to myself


I can (I can, I can, I can) use Potatoeshoppe and not just paste cheese on peoples heads, here's my entry for the Horrorize films challenge ... Which ended months ago.
Never said my timekeeping was any good.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
# This should be a real thing.
*Clickies*
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:12, archived)
# good job!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:17, archived)
# Dereks don't run
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:15, archived)
# I believe that pasting cheese on peoples heads is an underrated skill
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:32, archived)
# Whatever happened to Peter Jackson? He seems to have fallen into obscurity since Bad Taste/Braindead/Feebles
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 18:07, archived)
# lol
not heard of feebles - to youtube I go
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 18:26, archived)
# I love that so many people must have investigated his early output after he became well-known and been outraged...
I like to think that there are families who sat down to watch MTF, thinking it was going to be like a Muppet film...
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 18:59, archived)
# Found it for 50p in a DVD shop
The kids want to watch it.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 19:38, archived)
# Let 'em
Probably no worse than what they're being exposed to these days by being online
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 19:46, archived)
# It's a puppet show
watch it with your kids.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 4:37, archived)
# As Roy Walker would say:


Click for bigger (191 kb)

'Say what you see'
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 13:09, archived)
# ying yang goolie goolie goolie goolie watch.....
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 13:37, archived)
#
It's good, but it's not right.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 13:37, archived)
# I would venture this is better than the actual answer
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:03, archived)
#
ASSUMPTION
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
# I looked at the filename
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
#
:(
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
# yin-yang-yin-yang-ding-dong-ding-dong-ticktock?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:07, archived)
# why has he got an envelope on his head?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:13, archived)
# Mail order Thai bride
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
#
A mature Chi Header
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:36, archived)
# Tommy Cheesehead?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:05, archived)
#
Keep pressing and guessing.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
# ?anihC ni edaM
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
# I got it...
...cheese on taost
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
# Congratulations!
My work here is done.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:29, archived)
# HEY!
Where's my prize?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:22, archived)
# You get to enter this:

Again Congratulamations!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 15:28, archived)
# charlie cheesehead?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
# edam quiff?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
#
I thought it was pronounced "Daoist", which kinda kills the pun.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 22:59, archived)
# The UK's new Anti-Fake News task force make their first high profile arrest
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:55, archived)
# This task force costs £350 million a week.
Probably good value for money.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:05, archived)
# De Pfeffel's probably the worst of them all.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:52, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 12:11, archived)
# I think they've got it the wrong way round.
Let's have a department that make this sort of thing true, as it'd be far easier just to lock up that bellend than have to go round and delete everyone's web cache of that picture.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:08, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Extend Movie Posters - Like the album covers one we did that was great
New tourist destinations - Everywhere good is overcrowded and expensive, make adverts for new places to visit
Reboot classic films - Everyone loves a reboot, re-imagine the best old cinema in the worst possible way
Armour - One word challenge, old armour, scifi armour, animal armour, wearing armour in every situations, whatevs

(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:15, archived)
# What dick suggested option 1?
Option 1 please
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:16, archived)
# Go on then, 1 might be good. *

 
probably won't be any good...
 
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
# Armour please
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:24, archived)
# My attorney suggests I should vote for Armour.
So there
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:27, archived)
# 3
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)
# robot classic films
everyone loves a robot. re-imagine the best old cinemzzzz
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:09, archived)
# i'm giving up my vote for dry january
anyone want it?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:19, archived)
# Was it a vote for lesbians?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 12:06, archived)
# i couldn't possibly comment.
but yes, yes it was.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 12:12, archived)
#
#metoo
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
# was it for dry lesbians?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 21:04, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 12:06, archived)
# fuck
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:43, archived)
# if you insist
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 19:44, archived)
# Who's scruffy looking?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 8:25, archived)
# Well this is obviously nonsense, as Chewie was a fully grown Wookie warrior in Revenge of the Sith
*REPORTS TO FAKE NEWS HELPLINE*

Funny pic tho' ;)
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)
# also ursula le guin died
which reminds me how smart her books are, and how comparatively dumb star wars is
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 9:43, archived)
# You take that back!
Have to admit, I don't know who she was, but I remember when my favourite author died (Iain Banks), so I understand your sentiment.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 9:49, archived)
# yeah, banks was one of my favorites, too
not to mention adams and pratchett
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
/ac
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
# Ah....
Wasn't it confirmed that Gary Fisher (dog of Carrie, who shat on the floor at some convention) was given a cameo?
(, Thu 25 Jan 2018, 1:35, archived)
# when SHTFist
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 7:00, archived)
# I remember my fist time
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 7:40, archived)
# Like yesterday?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:18, archived)
# Yes, but that's because it actually *was* yesterday
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:34, archived)
# And yesterday's fist time wasn't your first time, I'd wager ;p
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 16:50, archived)
# Every fist time feels like a first time
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Clash of cultures... ha ha... erm... ha..
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 1:34, archived)
# Well I like it!
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, shop a chair.

You'll never leave.

Until you leave.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 9:36, archived)
#
Thank you. Most kind.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A Famous Geometric Sheep

(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:49, archived)
# Sponge Bob Wool Pants?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:59, archived)
# unshopped inspiration for Halloween
or Bar Mitzvah or whenever

(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 1:32, archived)
# I think I used to work with that guy!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 1:54, archived)
# which guy?
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 6:02, archived)
# Oooo so close. Not quite as famous as Sir Sponge Bob..
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 13:41, archived)
# hi
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:59, archived)
# Baa!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 12:41, archived)
# FB LOLz
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:07, archived)
# Should be "Lake"
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:13, archived)
# but that's not the joke
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)
# PS: I love you.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:15, archived)
# get a room
you really otter
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:25, archived)
# ...is a 2007 romantic drama starring Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler and Harry Connick Jr., amongst others
and has a rating of 7.1/10.

Trivia : Gerard Butler later had to apologize to Irish fans in particular for his poor attempt at an Irish accent.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:26, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] eat man butt
(, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 23:25, archived)
# First!
(have a click)
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 3:31, archived)
# Urgent! Time to photoshop the South Dakota Great Seal...
... before it's illegal: GOP lawmaker proposes one year in jail for anyone replicating South Dakota state seal without reference to God.

Good to see that they're focusing on what's important, rather than healthcare or some such frippery. But if they want to preserve the mention of god, they'd better be sure to specify which one...



Clicky for god-sized version.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 23:10, archived)
# "In Gozer we Trust"
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 0:28, archived)
# Great seal!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 7:42, archived)
# I thought it was
The Wagon Broke, So We Stayed Here.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2018, 17:55, archived)

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