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# a mirage
gallery
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# I knew that was you
as soon as I saw the pear!
woosome!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)
# ARGH
Bloody hell, you've been in my head *hits herself* ouch
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 23:10, archived)
# "If I can stay hidden till nightfall..


..I just might get out of these woods alive!"
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Bah
All I see is a red x. ._.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Curses
MSN groups is down at the moment. I had to create a Lycos account.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# nope
fraid not
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Hide behind
that red x
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# you've got no chance mate.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# rederial x at your service
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# D'oh
My first redex. How embarrasing
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
# *pats gently on shoulder*
don't worry love, it happens to everyone... give it a minute and we'll try again, eh?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)
# snigger!
you funny!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Voice of experience
sounds like...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# y'know,
I'm not entirely sure if that was sarcasm or not...

:)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# it honestly wasn't
I just love the way girls say that!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# what are we supposed to say?!?
"hahaha, you sad loser!"
*grabs phone*
"Hey, you'll never guess what just happened..."

I would like to apologise to any men who I have just given nightmares.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# i don't understand
this has never happened to me before.

there was an article somwhere ages ago about how this was the wrong thing to say in the event of premature ejaculation/impotence because it implied that it was the fault of the woman...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:33, archived)
# You mean it's not
?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
#
well, yes, obviously, but it's rude to say so...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Phew
...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I take prem as a compliment
but a no-show? Depends on the bloke.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i have only had two very weird experiences during sex
and i'm telling you lot about neither ;-)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)
# oh go on
just whisper it...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I'll have to repost once msn is running again.
Is anybody else having trouble with msn
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# i don't think anyone
realized just how like lemmings they really were...
Gummy bears, you fool.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# OH WELL DONE SIR!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# woo
yay to you pecker, that is a class animation
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# there are more on me website
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# nice site
you should really put the first pecker animations on there, haven't seen them in ages
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# yeah im jsu uploading them to the links
be about 5-10 mins
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# .
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Dunno
if you saw this -
this is my tribute to you....:

(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Nice....
What's that bloke's name?

Heath/something
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Heathcliffe Robinson?
something like that

Edit: Heath Robinson I think
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# heath robinson?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Aye
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# whos that
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# he made drawings
of strange machines.

Edit: Here
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Old Dayes chap
who designed intricate and ludicrous machines.

Ostensibly they did things, but the contraptions were funnier than the application.

The one I remember best was the Chewing Gum Picker Uperer.

Go look - I think you'll like them

Your stuff reminds me of his stuff
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i do like that
and the main one as well
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)
# mee too. most woo.
here have a cool dog :

he's wearing shades don't you know
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Dont eat them.
They're Billys!


Woo indeed
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# grr
making me hungry
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# EE!
woo + yay x houpla2 = huzzah!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# ooh!
the happy world of Haribo!
woo for real life shoppery.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] We always new he was a good guy
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo... so easy....
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# OH YES!
I LOVED THAT FILM!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Who didn't?
I still do. ^^
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I love that film
AHEM

Woooooooooooo
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I feel truly honoured
;)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Blatant threadwaste - But it's important!
Here's a shop to comply with rules:




I've had TWO revelations today.

1. Circumcision is just ritualistic genital mutilation

2. The American storage container brand, Tupperware, means FUCKERware in the UK.

I just needed to share these. Anyone else have any revelations they'd like to share?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Fact:
English people stopped using the word "tup" in that sense about 2000 years ago. Except with reference to sheep.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# What's 7 pence minus 5 pence?
;)

Think, root words.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# why that would be
2p.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Haha, you said....
2p


It's tuppence!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Oh oh!
Another revelation!

You cook chicken in a chicker...

So, you could say, putting something in a chicker means it has been 'chicked'

Or, in the superlative past tense "It has become chicken!"

Well, that answers the age old question...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# chicker???????????
crazy mixed up....
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# are you pissed?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# A chicker, really
Look on the back of a poultry restaurant, they have a big room called a "chicker"

it's a storage / cooking room...thing. Like a meat locker, only hot.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
# your usage of the word 'you' was duplicitous.
almost no-one uses a 'chicker'. poultry restaurants count for approximately 0.000000000000000002% of all the world's cooking. you should have said, "poultry restaurants cook chicken using a 'chicker'".

and you should have stopped drinking hours ago.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Do you want me to
pull out Mr. Pedantic? =)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:33, archived)
# no
just mr coherence and mr logic.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, oh!
Here's one:

Chimney sweeps are the plumbers of the sky!

Plumbers are to water, as chimney sweeps are to FIRE....whoaaaaaa.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# now remember what i said
about mr cohesion and mr logic?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# baa!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# NUFC!
He is out tupping your white ewe - Othello, nasty Racist Shakespeare.

Last week.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Hi Pete,
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, "artistic license".
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# and his 'life-partner'.
"exaggeration for comic effect"
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# i think god doesnt exist
.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# i nearly went outside earlier.
but then i didn't.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# hey
I just realised, it's dark outside.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i have new socks.
but i'm not wearing them.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I really ought
to tidy this room. It's a right tip.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# cat hairs everywhere.
i should hoover.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i know it
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I will share (again)
that there is an animal called a beefalo (cow bred with buffalo) and 'beeves' is the plural of 'beef'
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Hehe
you crazy british never fail to amuse me what with how you talk all weird
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)
# to the museam (misspelt on porpose)
im off the science museum to view new 3d imagery software movies

and help the now lower then usual penguin population recuperate
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# (threadwaste)
wooopie

whoooopie

3========D
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# and its a threadjack btw
3=======D ~~~~~

JIZZ!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# And here was I
thinking it was a happy creature with horns and 7 pairs of eyes.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# a cow moo
3:=D
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# that's
much nicer.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hoooooot
200


my 200th post, ill always remember this worthless threadwaste,

till 300
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Theadjack - fine
Threadwaste noooooo.


Nighty night all ...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Screaming peppers!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Hehehehe
Class
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# they look happy
jappy party pepper party
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Try
saying that pissed
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# that
pissed
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Bloody hell scary
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# tehehe look at the cyclops one!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Eek!
they look hot!
w/y/h
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# bless
they look delishius.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# mmmm.
tasty!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# One of the orange ones cant see properly
Poor little mite
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# gah!
The one eyed one is particularly disturbing.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# EEK!
I want one!
Woo!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# pecker
pecker just remember ,i am considerably better off than you this weekend.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# umm im sure most people are..
im not exactly rich?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# thanks for letting us know.
otherwise we'd have been killing ourselves with the tension of not knowing.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# too late!
*expires*
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# nah
check the spazz for a couple of hours ago - he's our fave 15 year old!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Poor matti
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo for thee

yay for marti
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# that's tragic
in a wet myself laughing way.
w/y/h
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# why a clicky?
thats class
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# was i the only one who foudn those animations odd?

(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# gosh.
That's a bit peculiar.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Wooo nic eone peck!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# The Halifax is open, Pecker.
It is in Lisburn, anyway.
woo you!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# wheres that
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Northern
Ireland
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# o
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# It's only half day though
Have to get out of bed early, bum!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# wow
you are Talented (With a capitol T) love the website
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
you should have gone out early you lazy sod.
many a weekend I've spent without a penny to rub together couse of that.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Arf.

getcher groove on, man...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# HAAHAHAHAHAA
PARTY!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Woooooooooo!
\^_^\
|^_^|
/^_^/
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I bought it yesterday.
I haven't watched it yet though. Tank girl that is. Wooo to the pic.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# It rawked
my sawks. Have you read the comics?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# A while ago I had a look at one.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# they make me
laugh. heh...mutant kangaroos...mirrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# OMG
It sucked arses.
Have you read the comics?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# hehe go on then!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# ooo
your on!
where can i get more of your music
i heard some and i loved it
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# my music?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# oops wait
i read something wrong

how silly of me
*blushes and suttly walks away
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# lol
i'd love to know what you were on about?!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Jeebus!!
Look at im go!!! wheeeeeeeeeeee!
(\m/) rawk on!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# WOO
My new friend makes lovely stuff!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Hi Friend!
*waves*
edit: i'm off now...so bye, too.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# BORED
thus part one of a series that might not be continued

"Things that hurt"
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Ouch!!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# yowch!
these tunes fit perfectly with that:
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/trance.html
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# fek
!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I've just split up with my GF...


Time for a big burp, methinks.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
Nice burp though.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Why?
Did you eat her?

(I'm going to regret posting this I can tell)

Nice pic
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha
he he
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# It's always hard when you
and your gif split.

It's worse with jpegs though :(
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# it is
it's always hard
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# must hurt after a while
eh?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# girlfriends, schmirlfriends
take your pic from any number of well intentioned cliches.

It is crap though, I was dumped by my fiance :(
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Foooooooooooooool
.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I'm a fool?
why?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I meant him
.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# what a bastoid
plenty more fish in the frozen food dept....mmmm breadcrumbs
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Oooh nasty
Give me his address and I'll sort him out!

Woo on the purple hair btw
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# cheers
It's back to boring brown though, cos I've a wedding to go to. Not mine btw
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Bah
Stand up to the boring weddings!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# fart
have a curry, followed by a smelly poo, masturbate over porn,

...and then cry over the new-found emptiness in your life. ;)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# fart over porn
masturbate over curry followed by a pooey smell
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?
Remind me not to come to you for fuzzy words of comfort when I split up with mine. Bloke that is.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA
*sweeps cloak of darkness around self*
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# a moustache for twirling purposes
is also helpful at this point
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I have no 'tache
*hides immac*
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# ok i have a new toy
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I give you....
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# red ex wooooooo
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# should be there
same host I always use
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I can see it
He's got enough money to buy another one
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# alrite pecker
howd the bank go?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
#
|
|
V
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# oh yeh
i forgot
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# ah never touched
yer pint, mate.
woo!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# nicely done!
edit - and I've just noticed the eyes too. At least I hope they've been shopped!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I wou...
oh, I have!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# i can see the join
am i not supposed to?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I can see
why she feels the need to wear a visor.
woo!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# i think she needs to swap it
for a welders mask
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# welders mask
aesthetic...
;)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Evening all
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# what squirrels?


yay!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# what squirrels
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I say
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# squirrels?
where?
w/y/h

edit: look at the girl behind her, she can see them too
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I thought that was a boy?
I think he's more worried about the fox getting them.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# oh, sorry, boy.
what fox?
*cold sweat*
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# fox, um, no foxes here oh no
bugger, that's just me then?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# thats real nice
woo
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Squirrels,
nice with cheese.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# i wonder
where they hide their nuts?

w/y!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# poor little Bunty.
That chocolate was dead nice btw. :)
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Ooh glad you liked.
I was only talking about that this morning as we perused the green and blacks section in tesco.

Did you have a nice birthday?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I did indeed!
I slept a lot, and bought some comics. :D
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# marry me
dammit.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# reminds me...
of the twilight zone. a poor girl, trapped, by the nut seeking inviso-squirrels of the twilight zone. nee nee nee noo nee nee nee noo. oh, and w/y/h!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# a bit late but...
that is lovely :)
(, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# hmm starting a new trend?
ooo
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Here boy
gallery
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Is it real?
.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# don't be silly
there's no helicopter.

woooo!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Remember I was pleased
with my 300th post.

You joined a few days after me and you're on 3000+.

How?
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I have no life
and am a slack wastrel
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Right place then
/ducks
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)

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