"If I can stay hidden till nightfall..
..I just might get out of these woods alive!"
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27,
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..I just might get out of these woods alive!"
Curses
MSN groups is down at the moment. I had to create a Lycos account.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28,
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*pats gently on shoulder*
don't worry love, it happens to everyone... give it a minute and we'll try again, eh?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:31,
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what are we supposed to say?!?
"hahaha, you sad loser!"
*grabs phone*
"Hey, you'll never guess what just happened..."
I would like to apologise to any men who I have just given nightmares.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:41,
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*grabs phone*
"Hey, you'll never guess what just happened..."
I would like to apologise to any men who I have just given nightmares.
i don't understand
this has never happened to me before.
there was an article somwhere ages ago about how this was the wrong thing to say in the event of premature ejaculation/impotence because it implied that it was the fault of the woman...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:33,
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there was an article somwhere ages ago about how this was the wrong thing to say in the event of premature ejaculation/impotence because it implied that it was the fault of the woman...
I take prem as a compliment
but a no-show? Depends on the bloke.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:35,
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i have only had two very weird experiences during sex
and i'm telling you lot about neither ;-)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:37,
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I'll have to repost once msn is running again.
Is anybody else having trouble with msn
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:41,
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i don't think anyone
realized just how like lemmings they really were...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21,
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nice site
you should really put the first pecker animations on there, haven't seen them in ages
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26,
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Heathcliffe Robinson?
something like that
Edit: Heath Robinson I think
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27,
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Edit: Heath Robinson I think
Old Dayes chap
who designed intricate and ludicrous machines.
Ostensibly they did things, but the contraptions were funnier than the application.
The one I remember best was the Chewing Gum Picker Uperer.
Go look - I think you'll like them
Your stuff reminds me of his stuff
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32,
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Ostensibly they did things, but the contraptions were funnier than the application.
The one I remember best was the Chewing Gum Picker Uperer.
Go look - I think you'll like them
Your stuff reminds me of his stuff
mee too. most woo.
here have a cool dog :
he's wearing shades don't you know
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32,
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he's wearing shades don't you know
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:23,
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Blatant threadwaste - But it's important!
Here's a shop to comply with rules:
I've had TWO revelations today.
1. Circumcision is just ritualistic genital mutilation
2. The American storage container brand, Tupperware, means FUCKERware in the UK.
I just needed to share these. Anyone else have any revelations they'd like to share?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19,
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I've had TWO revelations today.
1. Circumcision is just ritualistic genital mutilation
2. The American storage container brand, Tupperware, means FUCKERware in the UK.
I just needed to share these. Anyone else have any revelations they'd like to share?
Fact:
English people stopped using the word "tup" in that sense about 2000 years ago. Except with reference to sheep.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20,
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Oh oh!
Another revelation!
You cook chicken in a chicker...
So, you could say, putting something in a chicker means it has been 'chicked'
Or, in the superlative past tense "It has become chicken!"
Well, that answers the age old question...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24,
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You cook chicken in a chicker...
So, you could say, putting something in a chicker means it has been 'chicked'
Or, in the superlative past tense "It has become chicken!"
Well, that answers the age old question...
A chicker, really
Look on the back of a poultry restaurant, they have a big room called a "chicker"
it's a storage / cooking room...thing. Like a meat locker, only hot.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:30,
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it's a storage / cooking room...thing. Like a meat locker, only hot.
your usage of the word 'you' was duplicitous.
almost no-one uses a 'chicker'. poultry restaurants count for approximately 0.000000000000000002% of all the world's cooking. you should have said, "poultry restaurants cook chicken using a 'chicker'".
and you should have stopped drinking hours ago.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32,
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and you should have stopped drinking hours ago.
Oh, oh!
Here's one:
Chimney sweeps are the plumbers of the sky!
Plumbers are to water, as chimney sweeps are to FIRE....whoaaaaaa.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34,
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Chimney sweeps are the plumbers of the sky!
Plumbers are to water, as chimney sweeps are to FIRE....whoaaaaaa.
NUFC!
He is out tupping your white ewe - Othello, nasty Racist Shakespeare.
Last week.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24,
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Last week.
Hi Pete,
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, "artistic license".
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26,
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I will share (again)
that there is an animal called a beefalo (cow bred with buffalo) and 'beeves' is the plural of 'beef'
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21,
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Hehe
you crazy british never fail to amuse me what with how you talk all weird
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:25,
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to the museam (misspelt on porpose)
im off the science museum to view new 3d imagery software movies
and help the now lower then usual penguin population recuperate
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:17,
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and help the now lower then usual penguin population recuperate
And here was I
thinking it was a happy creature with horns and 7 pairs of eyes.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19,
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hoooooot
200
my 200th post, ill always remember this worthless threadwaste,
till 300
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20,
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my 200th post, ill always remember this worthless threadwaste,
till 300
pecker
pecker just remember ,i am considerably better off than you this weekend.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14,
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thanks for letting us know.
otherwise we'd have been killing ourselves with the tension of not knowing.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19,
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nah
check the spazz for a couple of hours ago - he's our fave 15 year old!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19,
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The Halifax is open, Pecker.
It is in Lisburn, anyway.
woo you!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10,
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woo you!
hahahaha
you should have gone out early you lazy sod.
many a weekend I've spent without a penny to rub together couse of that.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:16,
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many a weekend I've spent without a penny to rub together couse of that.
I bought it yesterday.
I haven't watched it yet though. Tank girl that is. Wooo to the pic.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:12,
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they make me
laugh. heh...mutant kangaroos...mirrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:18,
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ooo
your on!
where can i get more of your music
i heard some and i loved it
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:10,
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where can i get more of your music
i heard some and i loved it
oops wait
i read something wrong
how silly of me
*blushes and suttly walks away
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:14,
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how silly of me
*blushes and suttly walks away
BORED
thus part one of a series that might not be continued
"Things that hurt"
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:07,
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"Things that hurt"
yowch!
these tunes fit perfectly with that:
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/trance.html
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08,
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www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/trance.html
I've just split up with my GF...
Time for a big burp, methinks.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:05,
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Time for a big burp, methinks.
Why?
Did you eat her?
(I'm going to regret posting this I can tell)
Nice pic
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06,
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(I'm going to regret posting this I can tell)
Nice pic
It's always hard when you
and your gif split.
It's worse with jpegs though :(
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:06,
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It's worse with jpegs though :(
girlfriends, schmirlfriends
take your pic from any number of well intentioned cliches.
It is crap though, I was dumped by my fiance :(
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:08,
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It is crap though, I was dumped by my fiance :(
what a bastoid
plenty more fish in the frozen food dept....mmmm breadcrumbs
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11,
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Oooh nasty
Give me his address and I'll sort him out!
Woo on the purple hair btw
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11,
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Woo on the purple hair btw
cheers
It's back to boring brown though, cos I've a wedding to go to. Not mine btw
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15,
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fart
have a curry, followed by a smelly poo, masturbate over porn,
...and then cry over the new-found emptiness in your life. ;)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:11,
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...and then cry over the new-found emptiness in your life. ;)
fart over porn
masturbate over curry followed by a pooey smell
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:13,
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Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?
Remind me not to come to you for fuzzy words of comfort when I split up with mine. Bloke that is.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:15,
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a moustache for twirling purposes
is also helpful at this point
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22,
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nicely done!
edit - and I've just noticed the eyes too. At least I hope they've been shopped!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:01,
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squirrels?
where?
w/y/h
edit: look at the girl behind her, she can see them too
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:58,
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w/y/h
edit: look at the girl behind her, she can see them too
I thought that was a boy?
I think he's more worried about the fox getting them.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:03,
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Ooh glad you liked.
I was only talking about that this morning as we perused the green and blacks section in tesco.
Did you have a nice birthday?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:09,
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Did you have a nice birthday?
reminds me...
of the twilight zone. a poor girl, trapped, by the nut seeking inviso-squirrels of the twilight zone. nee nee nee noo nee nee nee noo. oh, and w/y/h!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24,
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Remember I was pleased
with my 300th post.
You joined a few days after me and you're on 3000+.
How?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:59,
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You joined a few days after me and you're on 3000+.
How?
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