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# Qwik & nasti!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# nice
swedish?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i just spit my tea
all over my keyboard thanks to you.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# £1 a bottle!
Let's get Adam pissed!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# erm....
look closer dear
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# an inflatable lemon?
... I love it when you call me dear....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# lolol
aaaaaaaahahahahaha
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# snickers out aloud
to one but self
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)
# cunts
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# fucking
cunts
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# nope
i don't fuck cunts
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# you
rock my world*

* best, lie, ever
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# you seem to have mistaken
a group of b3tans for
Justin Timberlake....

you can't imagine how easy a mistake that is to make...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# why?
are we all shagging Cameron Diaz?
bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# are you suggesting that
you aren't?

she's open to everyone, you know*

*may be is a complete lie.
possibly
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# have you ever seen him
rock my world?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# yes
yes you are.....

no, I just can't carry on the facade, I love you all... lots...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Experimenting........
After seeing that thing in the newsletter this week, I thought I would give it a go.

BEFORE

Pizzaface

AFTER

Baby's arse
Boy did she need it though!

CLICK THE TEXT UNDER EACH PIC TO BIGGYFY THEM!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# the state i'm in
i can't even tell what you've done



but i still would - repeatedly
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# would say
'nice tits'
but thinking again
I'd deserve jail for that...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# the left nork looks a bit wrong
maybe needs more shadowing, and perhaps a 100% strength smudge across her face?

edit: just had a quick go at the after one myself

clicky
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Now that
is better than the proverbial "bag over the head"
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Oh I get it
the first picture makes me think I have a slightly better chance of doing her, than the second.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# very
well done
how did you do that?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Piece of piss......
just go over the zits with the blur tool.

gotta be careful you don't overdo it though. I did it a bit too much on her actually.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# the healing brush
is your friend
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# yeah
healing brush would be better than blur :-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# The blur and smudge tools are my friends
as I don't use photoshop, I use photoimpact.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# photoshop
is your very expensive friend
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# and at this point
someone mentions KaZaA.....
runs and hides
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I have got it (and it was free.... hehehehehe)
But I don't have the brain for it. too complicated.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# www.k-lite.com
is your friend :-P

really, if you can aquire photoshop, it's *far* better than photoimpact, PSP and the like
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# I know it is....
I have seen it, my brother loves it.

But I simply cannot do with it.
Edit: I like the use of the word "aquire" ;-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# hehe
it's a cunt to start with, really, but give it a few days and it gets a lot easier
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:44, archived)
# i've been with it
since photoshop 3


so when i started with it, it was worse than photoimpact
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# hehe
i've been using PS a good 6-8 months now, only really switched from PSP because i was doing some graphics work that had to turn out well, but been with it since
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:51, archived)
# well, I agree....
'acquire' looke so much better than
'a choir' doesn't it...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# i would have said that
but whenever i post kazaa related posts, they get nuked by the mods

so, in that case, get it from kazaa and then buy it if you like it*

* or hate it and carry on using it
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# hehe
i just use a copy of photoshop from kazaa so i can sample the full deal, not a limited trial copy, and when a newer version comes out, i'll probably buy it... with money.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:46, archived)
# I might* have got
two Adobe products from Kazaa, and both of them automatically register the name 'Woo Yay' and the company 'houpla'.

I can't help but feel I owe someone many thanks....

*I did

On second thought, Its totally wrong to even look at Kazaa, as it;s entirely evil. Oh yes.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:45, archived)
# the use of footnotes
is amazingly fun*



*an annoying habit we have
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# you wouldn't believe*
the fun we have with them

*you probably would
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:49, archived)
# you're
a cunt*



* cunt

edit: i'm presuming moore has fallen asleep on Ijon in an arousing way
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:54, archived)
# that is true*


*it is

/edit I hope Barnesy has pics....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# dear lord
i honestly don't want to subject b3tans who didn't turn up to my face
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# no dear
that's just latex
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Is that a
Barbie?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:40, archived)
# That is well skilled.
You should go pro (if you aren't already...)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Port wine and Crayons
I draweded this!

King's Port, that must mean it's the good kind.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# that am wonderful
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# God
you bastards are fast
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# yep
we all just sit here, rocking back and forth, wanking, sobbing and pressing F5
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
# to be honest
I'm just trying to convince myself I'm tired... and pressing F5...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# hehe
that's about what i'm doing really
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# my job has turned me nocturnal
and made me slightly kookie as well!!! :p
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# to be fair,
i'm just sat here, rocking backwards and forwards, imagining Berk wanking*

*may not be entirely true...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# I wish I felt like wanking
so I could go have a nice wank
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Well, if it would help
I'm sure there be no shortage* of volunteers
to feel you wank......

*there would...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Lovely
and nice to see you know how to use the edit button.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# that's fucking scary
but i want to spend a night with you and your crayons
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
# that's most excellent.
tell him to stay away from France!
and ignore the impatient people above who know not what they speak. (Edit: nevermind.)
W/Y
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# pfft
we spake fact at the time, and as the message was posted, we wern't jumping the gun at all :-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# the use of
'spake' has made me feel increidbly warm
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# perhaps
you should goto tho toilet, clean up, and flush your underwear?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# perhaps you're right
but i prefer my underwear this way
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# what?
crispy?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# yes.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# fair enough
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Hello, nice to meet you
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# meep!
woo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# that scares me
and reminds me of my untold childhood
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# night all...
sweet dreams...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# night night, sweet dreams, and goodbye
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# woo!
night night
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# i don't know you
but quite frankly, that animation makes me want to marry you.

goodnight
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# best
reply
ever
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# you should see my
sober replies


they're even worse
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# weee
weee
weee
weee
weee


all the way home....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Just wanted to post a new message...
and mention that I think cunt is a great word... although when northerners say it, it loses so much of it's charm...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# i'm a northerner
and when i say 'cunt' women fall at my feet*

*an amazing lie
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# it's the 't'
at the end... northerners don't pronounce it.. southerners do. it adds so much power....
twat has a similar problem
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# that cannot be true
I've spent day wandering the streets of Manchester saying 'Cun, Twa' repeatedly, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# you
cun
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# cunt off
you cunting cunt
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# you cunt
big bad cunts!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# and
I want to skip the gay bar and go to bed with you
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# fair enough.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# i want you too
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# cunt
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# you're hardly one
to call somebody else a cunt now, are you.
unless you were talking about yourself.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# what the fuck
are you banging on about?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# You're
such a fucker too!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# i didn't get chance to say earlier
but i love you in an incredibly sordid way
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# what?
you cunt. you're a cunt!*

(is Ijon asleep yet?)

*possibly
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Ijon has been asleep
since 8pm
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# de de de de, de de de de de
the ljon sleeps tonight....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Yeah
the stupid fuckwit is covered in shit.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Kallus say night night!
mashstyleee...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# byeeeeeee




Or something....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# you're an
utter cunt



just thought i'd get that out of the way, seeing as i couldn't earlier
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I thought you were an
utter cunt too....

but, on a non-cuntified issue - how did you get home so soon?


(you cunt)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# so soon?
you cunt.



i walked all the way to piccafuckingdilly and got a taxi from outside the BT building
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# cuntingfuckingwhy?
you could have walked it in...erm.... a long time.... and a taxi might have taken pity on you
... eventually...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# the taxi driver
i eventually got, was one that took pity on me

edit: i'm wanking him as i type this
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# You fucking cunt
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# hehe
night
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# you're wrong
and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:05, archived)
# thanks!
and many frozen cunt droppings to you :)
nite!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# night night.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# but surely he has
something to distinguish him?.....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# yes.
his extraordinarily large willy.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I mean
to set him apart from other
b3tans....

or is it just me....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# shut it
you tart.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# hey fellas
I think I've pulled
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# get your filthy
hands away from me.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# you're just shy
'cos there are people watching...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# oi!
he's mine! cock off
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I know better than to argue with a
possesive Berk...

though to be fair, there's more than enough of SSG to go round... as it were
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# hehe
a 3-some could work :-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# night night...
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# heres a qwik mp3, (900k)
of a band i was in 10 yrs ago
we were crap but it the best fun I have ever had!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# you honestly think
cheese belongs in a blender?
you crazy man.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:04, archived)
# sorry,
im all out of frogs!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# oh ok then.
fair enough.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# aside from all that
i wouldn't be the 1st person to shamelessly extol the virtues of a unique yet CRAP product on the board now would i?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# thought of this standing at a bus stop :-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# oh
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# dear
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# god
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# oh?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# ahh
makes sense now
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# in a good way
of course =)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:00, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I arrived home from
Supermoore's second Birthday bash about ten minutes ago, so I'm in no mood for telling people I like them.

Except you, I like you.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:05, archived)
# ahh
well going to it was the first mistake ;-P

and thankyou, i like you too
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I would groan
but i feel it would be a badly placed expression.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# i dunno
there are times in life where you just have to groan
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I remember
there were cartoons about a sperm bank that was always there with a helping hand when you needed it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Fuck off
you fucking idiotic fucking cunt
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# oh
stick it up your arse you dirty little manc cunt
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
#
oh honey
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Even though it garnered much critical acclaim...


...his ambitious musical revue folded in less than a month.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# YAY!
HATE-O-TRON!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:55, archived)
# i
would.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# Heheh.
His churlish attitude is quite like my own in many ways.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# y'know, when he grows up he'll
wonder what all the fuss was about....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# last night
i remember asking yo to marry me, as our children would be wonderful

the offer still stands, and i'm still of 100% of belief that our children would be wonderful
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I wonder who
would bear them. This had better not be a "Junior" deal.

Even still, they would be SUPERCHILDREN.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# has
he snotted all over his face?

;-)

I can`t see white paper at the minute, cos there`s no lights on in the room

(uber-g33k)

edit: well, ladies - time for beddy byes - nighty night!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Who needs lights
in the harsh, cold glow of a poor quality monitor with X gamma correction overcompensating?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# Goodnight
oh, hang on, i'm not a lady.
*retracts goodbye*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# aah!
this better not be permanent i have to sleep tonight!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Klantastic
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# hahahaha
that`s very good!

lovely animation!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# that rules
like....woo....and yay....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# pre-bed mash
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# CLICK IT!
CLICK IT HARD!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# hehe
woo!

and the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# that's lovely
woo !
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
veeeeeee good!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# yay!
lovely :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# HA
ha ha ha, Like it centurion
( wonderful race, the Romans )
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# bed now really
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# smart arsed
talented arsed

ARSER!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# goodnight !
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# That's nice
I'll give it a woo, a yay, and a hoopla.

I'm back from my 2-week vacation everyone. Let's throw eggs at me.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# fuckin` `ell
your web page has just given me a seizure
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# poor puddy cat!
my thinks he needs a sticky Plaster!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# ouch!
and goodnight...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:31, archived)
# ooh
subtle-y class!

you should stick it in last week`s compo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I used to love
entering the competitions a week late :-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# Jellyfish... Interrupted
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# you been taking your
hummus pills tonight!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# hummus?
it`s not even a funny pic!

just listening to strange music :-D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:31, archived)
# ha ha little does he
now whats going to hit him
woo
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# zzz
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# I'm in work for the last 17 hours
and I must say I'm feeling rather sorry for myself...

but also strangly giddy....
tee hee hee
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# WORK IT.
WORK IT HARD.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:26, archived)
# I need BEER !!!!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i have beer
i don't drink beer, but i have free beer from the free beer show :-)

so nyar!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# I need BEER !!!!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:33, archived)
# well...
i have beer
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# rik has beer!

(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I have beer.
They're selling Stella here for a euro (around 70p) a bottle.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Rik`s
well and truly beered up, considering he didn`t sober up from last night

YAY for bank holidays! I can do it again tomorrow night!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# i'm going man, fuck.
just let me eat my weetabix first.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)

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