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[challenge entry] For the kkkiddies

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(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:36, archived)
# okeydokes

for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:26, archived)
# It's....................
a bed.
?????
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:29, archived)
# :|
you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:30, archived)
#
Aren't we childish.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:31, archived)
# i like
your use of the royal "we"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:32, archived)
#
Thats what I was going for.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:35, archived)
# ok
if you think you're childish, who am i to argue?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:36, archived)
# hello berky
been naughty while I was gone?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:38, archived)
# oooh!
gracie! *hugs*

you back properly?

not been too naughty :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:41, archived)
# I'm back properly.
Is that pouty face because you've been a bit naughty and are sad about it or you wish that you had been naughtier?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:46, archived)
# yay,
missed talking to you, how is you anyway?

the face is something between, not being naughty in the right ways, and having had a great night out, and one of the first days i've been happy in some time, ruined by a cunt wanting to bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:48, archived)
# I'm ok
camp was weird this year, and I'm glad to be through with it, though I miss everyone terribly.


I have missed the board - but not the drama.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:51, archived)
# ahh
that's good/bad

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:54, archived)
# Buh?
http://tinyurl.com/kzux
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:43, archived)
# hehe
well said that man
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:44, archived)
# That's
my spotty arse, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:45, archived)
# hehe
starting small then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Hopefully one day
I'll be up to one of those Aussie stubbies...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:49, archived)
# Ohhhh
for fuck's sake!!

I didn't expect that!
:-O
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Despite The subtlest of hints from his Klan brothers....
Terry still couldn't get the hang of the whole race-hate thing, so eventually the lads resorted to more direct instructions....
(FXBOY4EVA, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:17, archived)
# Good lord!
I always thought Donald hated Mickey for a reason...
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# this ends here and now
to Stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk
i'm very, deeply truely sorry
for posting a picture of goatse
on the board a month ago,
in my defence, i wasn't the first,
and by no means was i the last,
but for some reason you've decided
to make a great big fuss now and in my diredction.

for this i'm also sorry.

for the rest of the board,
i'm sorry i've had to lie
so obviously, but if it'll
shut him up and return the
board to fluffy...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:16, archived)
#
Thanks. Thats all I wanted, a fake apology.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:17, archived)
# really
i'm normally quite nice and open,
i apologised at the time,
i admit it got out of hand,
but fuck, if you've got a problem,
either complain about it in private,
or not at all,

y'see you've just made yourself look a complete cunt to 15000 b3tans...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:19, archived)
#
Obviously I closed b3ta "at the time". And I don't want to give my email address out to everybody and anybody.
And I couldn't really care less. They should be agreeing with me and if not it doesn't bother me.
END
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:24, archived)
# heh, even the next night would have been better
"And I couldn't really care less."

well, we know that's a lie


"They should be agreeing with me and if not it doesn't bother me."

how old are you? arn't you meant to be able to see other peoples points of view at 8? (i saw yours, but don't agree with it, or your method of applying it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:26, archived)
#
I meant "I couldn't really care less" about "making a cunt of myself" infront of 15000 b3tans.

I can see other peoples points but not when they think they are right in posting goatse.
And I was quite civilised in my method of applying it.
Also I thought this was ending?
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:29, archived)
# Er...
What happened? When did b3ta become Usenet?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1835116
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:32, archived)
# did i ever
say i thought i was right?

quite civilised, like neanderthals were?

it just did
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:31, archived)
# .
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:32, archived)
# hehe
i'm actually *really* chilled, almost frozen... maybe i should put some clothes on?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:33, archived)
#
" arn't you meant to be able to see other peoples points of view"
Your view being thinking its alrght to post goatse.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:33, archived)
# did i ever
say i thought it was right to post goatse?

no, i didn't, it's also not my view, not in this board anyway, there are some i visit that i might tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:35, archived)
#
Well, then... you should of apologised at the start and then shut up.
Jeez
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:37, archived)
# no
no i shouldn't.
i didn't say i thought it was right,
but also, i didn't say i thought it was wrong, i'm not sorry for my actions,
and i don't reget them at all.

ok?

oh, btw, get yourself checked out for ADD/ADHD, you seem likely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:39, archived)
#
Well you should be sorry for it. You're just being a childish fool.
What type of post is appropriate?

B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.
Don't:

* Post porn - keep it office safe.
* Post images taken from other sites.
* Repost - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for. Don't repost because you think nobody liked your image and you'll get a better reaction this time round. It doesn't work like that - trust us.

Surely you shouldn't need to be told to read the FAQ.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:42, archived)
# I didn't think I'd need to get this out again
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:43, archived)
#
www.popbitch.com

i'm having no more to do with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:43, archived)
# ?
popbitch has nothing to do with anything I've said...
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:44, archived)
# You know
the rules always enhance the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Yes
goatse is always fun
/sarcasm
I'm off to bed
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Yup.
it is...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:49, archived)
# aahahahahaha
[parnbl00d] I've been questioning my sexuality for a while, but my family's all conservative and stuff, so I don't wanna come out with it to them
[naga] parn: go to goatse.cx
* parnbl00d goes
[parnbl00d] thanks, that'll keep me straight for the next 20 years
[naga] no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:51, archived)
# aww...it's over?
I never got to post my masterwork.

(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:57, archived)
# Heheh.
That rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:59, archived)
# hehe
classtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 6:01, archived)
# Okay,
clear the history of your browser. Just do it. Delete the files. No one will know you were looking at Goatse for a split-second.
(brave little toaster, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 6:00, archived)
# : )
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:27, archived)
# Is the moon out tonight


I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright
cause I only have eyes, for yooouuuuu
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:16, archived)
# woo
yay
sihlouette
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:22, archived)
# that's actually quite fantastic!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:45, archived)
# .


The sign actually pointed to the local general store. Incidentally, it got VERY good business.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:14, archived)
# Q&A


Most bunnies get their drugs from:
A. A friend
B. School
C. Internet
D. Parents


(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:02, archived)
# hehehehe
I sell hard drugs to bunnies too!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:04, archived)
# aaawwwwww
thats adorable
(smokey ribena, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:07, archived)
# So, err...
What's this I hear about someone hosting pics?
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:00, archived)
# Someone
hosts pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:03, archived)
# .
Really! News to me. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:05, archived)
# i used to offer an upoader
but i'm on limited bandwidth and was looking like it'd cause problems, so i had to pull it

this has links/info for b3ta friendly hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:06, archived)
# I miss this place
(W3stwing, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:56, archived)
# HUMP IT
HUMP IT HARD!
woo to the horny dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:59, archived)
# aw... that's very nice...
incidentally, it's 5 AM here and way past my bedtime ;), so I'm going now,
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:04, archived)
# See ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:04, archived)
# love the hussein brothers...
this is great!!

www.celebritiesreunited.com

especially the hussein bros section!!
(grangag, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:54, archived)
# this inspired me to make a "Super Hussein Bros." pic...
...but Google indicated that the idea has already been had across the internet.

life is horrible.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:15, archived)
# arf :)
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)
# yay!
I don't know what he's pondering, but I'm sure it's great....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:47, archived)
# :)
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:12, archived)
# A dodding nog.
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:48, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:49, archived)
# What the hell
do people use these for?
www.lifesaving.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/page15.html

But wouldn't it be fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:41, archived)
# The SWAT team uses them for
emergency drills.

My friend played a man with no legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Ahhhh, training
Not for scaring the shit out of friends and relatives then?

Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:42, archived)
# I've played the guitar, violin, xylophone, glockenspeil, and cello...
but I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of playing a man with no legs....

was he a baritone?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)
# i read that as
"I've played the air guitar, violin, xylophone, glockenspeil, and cello..."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:49, archived)
# ah yes
I may have forgotten the 'air'*

*I didn't

though, incidentally, Moore was telling us earlier that he got to the second round of the National Air Guitar championships, and the Semi-final of the group event.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:54, archived)
# hehe
yeah, i remeber him saying something about the National Air Guitar championships
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:58, archived)
# i laughed
at 'strap-on wounds'

(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Kev Klux Klan

poor, but my 1st ever
(smokey ribena, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:37, archived)
# :)
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Sorry but...
like greek spoken with a german accent,
I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)
# oh...
now the damn things not even working.
well, that was a waste of time & a thread.
(smokey ribena, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Message 1789717
Can you say pocket?
Can you say zipper?
Can you say other zipper?
Great job
(bushwhacker, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)
# erm
well that was different
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:29, archived)
# i have no idea
why you've posted that


but i like it


marry me, no one else will
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)
# in any case
i'm going to bed

and i can go to bed safe in the knowledge that i won't throw up, as i've already thrown up on the steps of the BBC Manchester building tonight

how cool am i?*

goodnight


*cunt
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:38, archived)
# I must have missed that...
goodnight*

*you cunt*

*possibly....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:41, archived)
# the throwing up incident?
i was describing it to you in great detail before you got on the bus

/gone to bed
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:42, archived)
# in that case....
watch me not reply.



oops.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:48, archived)
# as much as Rogan will appreciate that....
was it really necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)
# 'twas an utterly bizarre first post too....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)
# erm that was special

Can you say Mister Rogers?

*i knew you could*



(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)
# hehe
special in the way with 47 chromosomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:35, archived)
# : )
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:40, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:44, archived)
# What
a
nut!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:35, archived)
# Takin' this thread to Mexico...
Anyone know how to set a default application for network protocols in Linux?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)
# not a clue sir
try tef, i belive he a geek in the ways of linux
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I think they're all a bunch of weiners
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)
# ooh
thats made me hungry
(smokey ribena, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:02, archived)
# Saddam is in Springfield!!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
# IS that the Saddam
from the south park movie? Bad idea to mix.
I'm going to be now. bye]
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:10, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Holy Crap!
is that morrisey's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:15, archived)
# OMFG!!!! LOL!!!!1!!!!!
go to google

type in "weapons of mass destruction"

click "i'm feeling lucky"

then goto the b3ta board, and tell them about this amazingly funny thing they knew about 6 months ago.

see?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:55, archived)
#
hilarious...
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# oh
and cock off...
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)
# you forgot:
'you bag of spunk...'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:59, archived)
#
He should already know. It doesn't need to be said.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:03, archived)
# can't you cock off?
i'm pretty sure it'd work better for all concerned
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:04, archived)
#
Ummm, no.
I'm not the one who posts goatse on the board and acts like a cunt.
edit:well maybe i act like a cunt but humm.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:05, archived)
# heh
that was one night, and it wasn't just me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)
#
So?
You still done it and you're still a cunt for doing it.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)
# either that
or you're oversensitive and hold 2 hours out of 9203-ish against someone a good month later?

oh, and why not hold it against EvS who posted it first? or Tef who started the riot off?

and while you're at it, fuck off, bitch at someone who cares, it's only a blokes arse FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:10, archived)
#
No, people sit on their computer with the same rooms as their family and don't want them to think they're looking up things like that.
It's not a funny thing to do.
You are a cunt.
End of story.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
# see my edit aboveL
oh, and why not hold it against EvS who posted it first? or Tef who started the riot off?

and while you're at it, fuck off, bitch at someone who cares, it's only a blokes arse FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
#
It's fucking disgusting, I don't want to see it and I wouldn't like my family to think I'm looking up that sort of thing.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:17, archived)
# must....
resist....

fuck it! fire in the hole

[goatse was posted here for 30 seconds]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# I have a status bar....
and I was literally jumping for joy when that redexed.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
# hehe
some things just have to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)
# I've seen it before....
I havent slept since*

*slight lie
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)
# hehe
i've seen it before.

it made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)
# there's a site you'd love:
it's at www.yahoo.com

nothing controversial.

Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:17, archived)
#
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)
#
And I do hold it against them but they're not here wasting a thread trying to be funny now. Are they?
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
# wasting a thread?
wasting a thread?

it's a fucking internet messageboard, IT DOESN'T FUCKING WELL MATTER.

it's 4:20am, theres about 8-10 people on here, and i'm a lot fucking funnier than you could ever be
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)
# well, he made me laugh.....
though he may not have intended it....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
#
Hum, you don't even know me or how funny I am, stop acting like a child.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
#
marry me
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
# well
at the moment it's you acting like a child having a temper tantrum, i just posted a silly little comment in hope of raising a smile or making someone laugh (isn't that what this place is about?)

and you go off on one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:23, archived)
# fight fight fight!
I love you both
(lib319, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:25, archived)
#
I'm not having a "temper tantrum" about your "silly little comment", I told you to cock off then had a go at your for posting goatse on the board (which i believe nobody wants posted on the board) and you act like an immature moron.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:25, archived)
# you had a go at me
for something that happened on the 12th of july

GET OVER IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)
#
No, it's an unforgivable trolling offence.
Besides I don't like you anyway.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:29, archived)
# I can count on the fingers
of no hands
how many people like you right now....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:32, archived)
#
.....?
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)
# eggs
hactly
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:42, archived)
# pfft
you really think that i care that you don't like me?

you've got a post count that'd take a good 36 hours to make, you're an insignificant piece of nothing.

you don't matter,
no-one knows about you,
no-one cares about you,
you've done nothing for the b3ta community (i currently run and host the construction kit, and when i can, run a free image hosting service)

you are nothing

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)
# that was
so hard to read
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i know
i couldn't be arsed, tis just a rant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)
#
Whoopy fucking doo. You have a higher post count.... and? That has nothing to do with you posting goatse.
You can host anything you want but it still has nothing to do with posting THAT.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:38, archived)
# Argh!
Good god! Would you shut up already?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:40, archived)
# what?
i can, and i do.
you really are taking this very seriously, it's sad

if you search your computer for a file called HOSTS (probably in C:\WINNT\system32\drivers\etc) open it with notepad and add the lines

127.0.0.1 www.goatse.cx
and
127.0.0.1 www.b3ta.com

you'll never be able to visit goatse or b3ta again, and we'll all be happy :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)
#
No, I like coming to b3ta. I just don't like trolls who post pictures of goatse here which can get people into bother. An apology would be nice...
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)
# well you can go elsewhere*
if you want an apology.

just add the goatse line (you may as well add tubgirl while you're there) to your hosts file and you won't have to see it again


*COCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU DEEPLY SAD INDIVIDUAL
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:48, archived)
#
Coming from the man that trolls an internet message board with pictures of the inside of a mans arse and gets the fear tattooed on his leg for attention.
For someone thats been here for over a year you really know nothing about netiquette.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:51, archived)
# i posted goatse a few times
at night, when everyone else was, big deal.

really, it could be fatal.

i didn't get teh fear tattoo'd on my leg for attention, i got it because this site has been a major part of my life thru a really shit time, kept me sane and alive. and i wanted something to remember this time with.

and i have a lot more idea about netiquette than you do, if you have any problems with someones actions, you check for ways to contact them privately (my msn, and email addy is in my profile...) and then got it done in private, but seeing as you want to do it here, i'll continue to take the piss out of you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:56, archived)
#
When have you ever took the piss out of me?
Seriously grow up, accept when you're wrong and apologise.
Yes of course you have a lot more idea about nettiqutte than me
/sarcasm
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:59, archived)
# hehe
you think i'm taking this seriously?

i'm just winding you up dearest.


i'm not going to apologise, why? because i already did after the event, i posted a huge warning about what'd happened, and well, i don't care enough.

but i am sorry, that it's had to come to this shit, because you can't let it drop.

and yeah, going by your current behaviour, i'd say i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:03, archived)
#
My "current behaviour" is complaining about you posting a few large pictures of goatse on the board. How silly of me.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:05, archived)
# your current behaviour
is not getting the idea, effectively trolling the board, and not letting an event that happened over a month ago drop.

how about you just hire a fucking hitman or firebomb my house? you arn't gonna get an apology and i'm not planning on backing down or changing my views for you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:08, archived)
#
Your views being that you find it funny to post that when it can get other people into serious trouble?
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:12, archived)
# see the top of the board
and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:16, archived)
# We don't like trolls either.
But to be fair, you are coming a lot closer to being one than Berk is...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:51, archived)
#
Yes because what I'm saying can make people lose their jobs or make their family think they're are looking up disgusting sites...
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:53, archived)
# This is an argument twixt you and Berk...
I was merely commenting on the fact that you seem to have started all the unpleasantness in the thread, and you seem to have begun the name-calling.

We don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:58, archived)
#
I would of started it in the goatse thread but I obviously closed b3ta when he posted it. And "we" don't like people posting goatse.
Posting goatse is alot worse than calling someone a cunt.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:03, archived)
# complaining about
something a month after it happened doesn't help yopur cause much either. Let it go, let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:09, archived)
#
Just because it happened a month ago doesn't mean anything. It could just mean someone lost their jobs a month ago or haven't talked to their parnets since.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:16, archived)
# Please, man.
Spare us. This is tedious.

Maybe your argument is absolutely solid. Maybe it's the greatest point anyone has ever made. I'm not saying it is, I'm not saying it isn't. But repeating the point 74 times doesn't make it stronger... it makes it weaker! Do you hear me? Weeeeeeeeaker! *

You don't like goatse. You don't like the fact that Berk posted it. Excellent! God bless you! Now go have a milkshake or something, for the love of shit!

* Weaker is the opposite of stronger
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 5:03, archived)
# i say again
marry me
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)
# OMFG!!!!!111!!!1!! LOL!!!111!!!
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:57, archived)
# ROLF
MAYO!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)
# roll on
laughing floor?
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:00, archived)
# he
scares the shit out of me


and has done for some time
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:01, archived)
# I was waiting for that to animate
in an entirely inappropriate manner...

But it didn't. Which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:02, archived)
# i like how
you can still spell inappropriate


considering what's happened tonight

i do honestly think moore's a cunt you know.
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:05, archived)
# hehe what's the cunt done now?
oh, and moore is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:06, archived)
# nothing much
but he now has a sword

FEAR HIM
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)
# plastic, pork
or a real one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)
# plastic
and it blow bubbles*

JustHere bought it him


* sometimes
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:09, archived)
# you're
Missing someone

hehe*

*It's not funny...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
# i have absolutely no idea
what you mean by that
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
# the lovely lady who arrived with Justhere?
That was Missing....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)
# aaah right
i had no idea who she was

how cuntish of me
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)
# bah
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)
# you forgot
'utter'
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:28, archived)
# bah
you're an utter, too
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:37, archived)
# Plastic golden bubble swords are
to be FEARED

Oh yes....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:09, archived)
# see......
http://www.randomthing.net/images/sword.jpg"
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
# that was in mid-swing
as he went to cut vorks' neck*

*it didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)
# it
aroused me
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:05, archived)
# It's not an
acronym, you know....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:01, archived)
# my powers here
are wasted
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:02, archived)
# OMFG!!!1!1!!
type in 'French military victories' and then click I'm Feeling Lucky


that's another one that NO ONE knows about
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:59, archived)
# I love you*
*72% of drunken nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:00, archived)
#
Yeah, and I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:03, archived)
# well, if it's reciprocated. it may be more like
22% of drunken rambling.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:06, archived)
# hehe
maybe you should drink more.

and go to bed before i get the wrong idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)
# I've added the b3ta
RDF feed to the KDE newsticker on my desktop - very strange to see "OMFG!!!! LOL!!!!1!!!!!" amongst the slashdot and thereg headlines...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)
# surely
that is something to be happy about
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)
# It
is!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# random
yet quite good.... hmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# hehe, loon
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:40, archived)
# who's the girl?
she has made me feel funny
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# she's from
the randimaginator.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# but still
she has done untold things to my loins
(vork and burlap, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Then
enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)

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