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Esme's Birthday Bash Thing

On Sunday 20th April, it is Esme Weatherwax and Adolf Hitler's birthday. Hitler can't make it, so we have to make do with Esme. She and Noit will be enjoying a drink from The Cock, and you lot of scummers are buying. But it'll be on the Saturday night. I think they do rooms, I will ring them and post details up later.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT
This is now at the Frog and Fiddler

Edit: Ruby and Brooza have ze crash space.

Noit's guide to getting here:
If you arrive at the 5th ugliest building in the UK (Greyfriars Bus Station), both the Number 4 and the Number 10 bus go straight towards Frog and Fiddler.
If you arrive at the train station or anywhere else in town, it'll be about a fiver for the taxi from town to The Frog and Fiddler.
And if you're driving, It's along the Kingsthorpe (then Harborough) Road heading due north out of Northampton. There's the google maps thing below as well.



EDIT

You must wear some sort of headgear. Hat, tiara, I don't care:p


Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:30

The Frog and Fiddler, Northampton [map]

Esme's Birthday Bash Thing

Going: Esme Weatherwax, baldmonkey, Noit, mr horrible, Malchick, Rubymurray, brooza, SuperMatt, MONO!, PsychoChomp, Nile, Fluzzy, trev, WebWench, vulga, The Cat's Mother, Dangermouse., GatheredCrustacean, RedStar, Tenhole Titty Trumptons (20 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:57, Reply)
There's absolutely no way I will actually come, but I've signed up anyway so you get a better class of people.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, Reply)
YOU CUNT.

You BETTER come. I will cry and cry and then rape you. In the ear. With a spoon.


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, Reply)
Please put that on youtube.

Please.


(empty_personality, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, Reply)
Northampton?

Is this some sort of joke?


(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:09, Reply)
You shut up, and come to my bash.

RIGHT?


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, Reply)
GOD ESME IS BRILLIANT, SHE IS THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.

SO THERE. AND I AM SHIT AND A MASSIVE BULLY.


(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, Reply)
LIES!

RUBY IS THE BEST!

the only way to settle this is with a girlfriend fight


(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, Reply)
I'm sure you'd love that

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:33, Reply)
:)

maybe...


(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:40, Reply)
I am a very strong maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, Reply)
I'm pitifully weak, but I'm definitely going.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, Reply)
YAYAYAY

*luffs your face*


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, Reply)
Probably, provided I can get to Northampton.

It would take me FIFTEEN HOURS to get to Northampton. FIFTEEN.

/fail


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)
I demand you learn to fly and buy a plane and COME TO MY BASH.

*sulks*


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:35, Reply)


fail lie
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:07, Reply)
want to, but don't know

don't know don't know don't know don't know don't know
wanna go wanna go wanna go wanna go wanna go wanna go


(Dangermouse., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:04, Reply)
COME COME COME PLEEEEEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:06, Reply)
ok then

(Dangermouse., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:12, Reply)
It's my mum's birthday this weekend

so I'm a maybe.


(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:16, Reply)
YAYAAYAYAY

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:30, Reply)
YES YES YES YES

BOOOOOOOOOOOZES

YES

CAN WE PLEASE STAY YES


(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:02, Reply)
YES YES YES YES

BROOOOOOOOOOZAS

YES

CAN WE PLEASE STAY YES


(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, Reply)
YES YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:03, Reply)
YES!

edit: hmmms, no more crash space? that'll make life a bugger but I'll see what I can do


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:14, Reply)
YAY, SUPIRMATTTTT.

I have only got one room in this house, I'm afraid:(


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:20, Reply)
I'm there

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:22, Reply)
Already?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:41, Reply)
I shall probably be there

probably.


(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:22, Reply)
oh, and the other one is coming too.

I think.


(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)
YAYAYA.

Make him sign up, I want to look more popular.


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:10, Reply)
I'm rather tempted,

I can't get babysittage though so it depends on Syz being happy not to come.

Edit: He say yes! :)


(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:13, Reply)
Yayayayaya, Fluzzy!!!

*gets VERY excited*


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:54, Reply)
Unfortunately I can't make this, as it's my birthday on Sunday as well.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:58, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:50, Reply)
I am vere tempted

I will see what I can do


(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:14, Reply)
YAYAYAY

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:50, Reply)
Yes, I think that I am coming :D

Edit: I am bringing Malchick and his Mrs too


(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:37, Reply)
Well I hope you're going to clear up after yourself!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:04, Reply)
I think I can come.

I shall have to brave the bank fairies the day before to see if I can get a ticket though. Other than that, I should be there with plenty of time to get drunk.

I shall also need crash space, as I am a lazy cunt.


(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:09, Reply)
YAY.

Unfortunately, my crash space is used up:( I dunno if there are any close by b3tans.


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 10:39, Reply)
How am I meant to bumrape you

if I'm not even in the same building?

You haven't thought this through, have you?


(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 11:29, Reply)
do you need a ride up in the car?

(from the guildford area)


(Dangermouse., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:12, Reply)
Oooh, hello.

Yes please I reckon I could manage that!


(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:30, Reply)
I am definitely maybe possibly coming.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 20:06, Reply)
Yar!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:55, Reply)
Alas, if I can get babysitters I have pledged my party troth to another

Annoying as the Cock is less than 3/4 mile from my front door!


(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:48, Reply)
Aww, boo

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 14:49, Reply)
I'll do my best

It's not that far after all.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:03, Reply)
Hurray!! All the good peoples are signing up:)

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 14:48, Reply)
and then I went and spoiled it by saying yes

:(


(Dangermouse., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 15:54, Reply)
I may not be able to make it now

as I have more on this weekend than I expected so I won't get much assignment work done. There'll be bugger all done next weekend so I may have to drop out. Sorry, depends on how much I get done today.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:00, Reply)
is anyone taking rooms at a nearby B&B?

I'd happily split the cost of a twin room.

Otherwise I'm sleeping in the car.


(Dangermouse., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:09, Reply)
Actually, I'll need to split room costs too.

I kept meaning to mention this, but forgot.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18, Reply)
I just booked a room at The Langham Hotel

through www.activehotels.com

£65 twin rooms available.

No Misbehavin!


(Dangermouse., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 21:45, Reply)
that's where we're staying too.

I really hope we get one of those bedspreads, they're AMAZING.


(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 22:32, Reply)
Oh Esmeeeee :(

I can't come anymore :(

I am very, very sorry. I wish I could. I shall be at the HB bash the week after though, so I'll give you extra luffings then.

Have a fabulous night & make sure you match every drink for your birthday with one for Hitler's.

That goes for everyone.


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 23:57, Reply)
Awwww, okay. I should see you at the HBs:)

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 11:14, Reply)
CAN I COME TOO?!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 12:54, Reply)
OKAY!!!!1111!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:04, Reply)
OH FOR FUCK SAKE

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 10:02, Reply)
You don't have to go if you REALLY don't want to

but there's no need to swear about it


(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:36, Reply)
you don't want me there :'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:19, Reply)
WHAT WHAT WHAt

YOU BETTER BE STILL COMING. OR I WILL HATE YOU.


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:21, Reply)
You hate me anyway.

I'll probably only punch you if I come.


(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:35, Reply)
if you don't come along

I'LL punch you.


(Dangermouse., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:58, Reply)

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