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COMEDY B3TA NIGHT: /talk LIVE! **OPENING**

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/talk LIVE
OPENING NIGHT LAUNCH

Compare the Fourrici Sequence
Headline:


RHYS DARBY www.comedycv.co.uk/rhysdarby/index.htm

and in no particular order:

TOM PRICE www.comedycv.co.uk/tomprice/index.htm
DAMION (B3ta)
CAPTAIN HOOD BUTTER(B3ta)
DONKEY GUMS (B3ta)
JANE BOSTOCK www.comedycv.co.uk/janebostock/index.htm
ANDI OSHO
SMURF DOCKER www.comedycv.co.uk/smurfdocker/index.htm

With Musical gags from Karl Hysteria

any others? please let me know............
YOU DECIDE

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At fantastic new pub venue- upstairs at The George, Strand, WC2- every Tuesday night from September B3tans (with badges) half price or free if unwaged or I fancy you or you bring something to the show, acts free plus beers, Compare me (fuck). Open Mike slots for you lot. Interaction, comedy, art, bollocks, happenings good beer. Opening night party 11th September (oh shit).

INTERACT / Bring banners / Heckle / Amuse/ WRITE A GAG FOR CARITY / Sell your sexy artwork

+ CLARE IS COMING but cannot sign up apaprently

FS

www.b3tards.com/u/7b56ac272ae16f710ea2/first_draft_final.gif


Tue 11 Sep 2007, 20:30

The George [map]

COMEDY B3TA NIGHT: /talk LIVE! **OPENING**

Going: tfs, Captn Hood-Butter, spangolin, Damion, UnstableDan, Donkey Gums, The Cat's Mother, baldmonkey, Methylene Blue, Gizmo.mp3, PsychoChomp, moohalaa, stompyfooted, Dangermouse., 53020, asciifaceofbob, Tyronne, MONO!, WebWench, Rose*~*, L-Space, Psycho Eyes, Godzuki, WormuIus, TFD, socynicalsohip, ilovemyslippers, scallions, Bob Todd, shitheadandthe, DarkSideOfTheSpoon (31 people).

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:10, Reply)
Many years ago, I did a stand up routine

for adults night at a Butlins Camp I was working at. I used to enjoy it quite a bit although I was told off on several occasions for being too rude. BTW - Butlins is a shit place to go on holiday but a great place to work for the summer.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:13, Reply)
If your too rude for b3tan stand up , you need a medal

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:14, Reply)
I read that as

Princess Diana had a mahoosive clunge.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 12:11, Reply)
I'm sure Diana's French Tunnel

should be a euphemism for something


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 22:28, Reply)
You are so booked!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 15:18, Reply)
Ok , Ill headline , But i need one stien of strong bavarian beer and a Lucy .

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:13, Reply)
sweeet

I'll perform no probs.
Might be shit.
Ill try my best to offend you all!

edit: I've wanted to do this for ages!!
I've got loads of stuff written down.
Fifty quid says I die on my arse :)

I WONT GIVE A SHIT THO


(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:23, Reply)
Win Win situation !!!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 15:18, Reply)
indeed.

am I booked then?
I'll need to bok the time off.
And what about tickets?
loads of my mates fancy a night out in that London!


(BEJINGAS fuck, my cock is too big for these jeans, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:31, Reply)
You are booked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gaz me and will explain

mates will have to pay unless b3tans but cost of average pint and a half for night of mirth very very cheap!


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:06, Reply)
:( I have had my time off cancelled

as the boss has booked a holiday to portugal.
fucking bollocks.
I can no longer attend.
wank.


(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:13, Reply)
Hey

I've finished writting, could be the first place to perform before getting famous :)


(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:36, Reply)
It will be sensational

I guarantee it!!!


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This I've got to see!

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 21:35, Reply)
Can I sell overpriced poor quality t-shirts to idiots?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 23:33, Reply)
Ill take 2

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 10:14, Reply)
Yes, yes you can

Plus sketches and poems


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:48, Reply)
CUNT ME IN!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:40, Reply)
What? Huh?

Are these my feet?
Oh, right.
Beer and giggles. Like beer goggles, but less likely to result in a sharp slap.
Thruntchy.


(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 11:42, Reply)
What an ingenious plan fouricci

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:37, Reply)
I wish i could spell that

It looks fun!


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:36, Reply)
i want to come to this

i can't sign up properly but i'm coming


(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:11, Reply)
I shall add you in the text...

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:30, Reply)
I don't want to be comedic.

But I'll come and laugh and blend into the background. Maybe. Although it is a week after I start uni so I might be busy. We'll see.


(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:03, Reply)
Could you do sound /light????

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:06, Reply)
Ha, no, I'm not that good.

Russel Brand, eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:08, Reply)
I could

(Dangermouse., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:46, Reply)
My son Vintage is a sound engineer

We could bring him, I'm sure he'd be up for that.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 9:31, Reply)
iT WILL BE VERY SIMPLE MIKE ON /LIGHT ON!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:40, Reply)
ahh thats nice...they will have a simpleton called mike there

its nice to know that the mentally disabled are not discriminated against.


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 4:44, Reply)
That's Vintage's real name!

Good one for a sound engineer.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 21:31, Reply)
fucking going to this alright!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:47, Reply)
yOU FUCKING ARE

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:40, Reply)
do you know what?

I might just come along and heckle, and maybe bring silly signs/banners to hold up (suggestions needed)


(Dangermouse., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:32, Reply)
Bruce Banner is coming?? cool

Plus:

Hold up some cardboard signs saying:

Laugh you cunts


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:39, Reply)
Just had a quick peek at the diary and realised this takes place during my week off...

would be great to see some comedy in London again and have a laugh.

and of course me signing will mean Rose will be coming too.


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 4:42, Reply)
Most excellent it will be fun!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 10:13, Reply)
Shit.

I need to work on my musical gags.


And get paid...


(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 9:46, Reply)
work work work

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:14, Reply)
I'm sure there was a reason that I couldn't make this

but it can't have been important as I've forgotten what it was.


(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:14, Reply)
It was the amnesiacs ball

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:17, Reply)
Hurrah!

I shall finally meet you weirdos :)


(Psycho Eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 14:14, Reply)
Hurrah

an less of the weirdos, more frollicking


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:04, Reply)
Hurrah for frollicking!

(Psycho Eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:10, Reply)
Go team Psycho!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, Reply)
*does psycho dance*

*finishes with JAZZ HANDS*


(Psycho Eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:28, Reply)
as ever, i am provisionally saying yes.

i'd like to come, but i'll have to see nearerer the time.


(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 31 Aug 2007, 15:40, Reply)
You must. I would be 'hurt' if you missed this one

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:05, Reply)
COCK TUESDAY THE 11th of SEPTEMBER

zomg


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:34, Reply)
The best of all Cock Tuesdays

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 18:07, Reply)
With this just around the corner so to speak, anyone up for a drink before this all starts ?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 7:39, Reply)
drinks on me at George from 6!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 13:54, Reply)
Could I have mine in a glass ?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 16:06, Reply)
*LICKS*

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 16:01, Reply)
I'm getting the 1st train after 4 from weybridge, I think

so will be in the area by, 5'30-6, I think.
I assume then I'll find the george before checking into digs?


(Dangermouse., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:13, Reply)
looks like 6pm then

sounds good to me and rose.


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 2:30, Reply)
oh, bumhats

I'm not leaving silverstone till late, I may be turning up later than planned now.


(Dangermouse., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:26, Reply)
YOU CAN CHECK IN AFTER GIG i HAVE KEYS

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 16:02, Reply)
Any idea of decent hotel close by ?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:39, Reply)
I can give you a room

gaz me


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:49, Reply)
I MUST NOW DROP OUT.

FUCKING COLLEGE.


(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 9:20, Reply)
no. I WILL BURN YOUR COLLEGE

PROMISE


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 16:01, Reply)
I'll try to get off early.

Will confirm tomorrow AM.


(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:10, Reply)
Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow

Really looking forward to this !


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 11:31, Reply)
I have tossed off an album in my studio of

comedy songs including the 4 b3ta bash songs and a couple me and my mate Marto did a few years back. I shall be selling these for a fiver a time. They are all properly packaged and all the money raised will be going to b3ta.

A copy of the album yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 11:59, Reply)
Brilliant!!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:18, Reply)
I cannot come.

:(


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:47, Reply)
Me neither, I need to not eat or drink for 12 hours prior to wednesday morn

Sorry bash.


(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 18:44, Reply)
You can not eat or drink

at pub, surely. Just buy us loads of drinks.


(Rose*~* attached to Tye in a non-human centipede way, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 20:33, Reply)
Have you got a Kareoke machine?

I do a mean Eminem


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 22:29, Reply)
How mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 8:20, Reply)
the words are Eminem's

the voice is mine


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:01, Reply)
this is Wormulus

incase you were confused

/Wormulus


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:02, Reply)
which George is it?

This one: www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/22098/

or this one?
www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/22097/


(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:36, Reply)
The first one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:38, Reply)
I'm coming along, woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:38, Reply)
no poo fling please

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:06, Reply)
How many baldmonkeys are going?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:54, Reply)

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