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We're putting on our zoology blouses and doing our best David Attenborough impressions this week, as we take a trek through the world of made up animal facts. Lie through your teeth and illustrate the result.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 7:50)
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# More of that there History stuff...

(AdrianJ, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 15:50, More)
# How Panda fluff is made

*cheeky pea
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 27 Mar 2016, 13:15, More)
# Dogs are completely imaginary.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 27 Mar 2016, 12:48, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 27 Mar 2016, 2:16, More)
# Hyenas Don't Laugh, They Actually Yodel

(Alligator, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 22:03, More)
# An old pea...
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(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 30 Mar 2016, 13:22, More)
# Not true at all! I think you will find it(')s Starfish

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Mar 2016, 12:11, More)
# Hello

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 29 Mar 2016, 10:04, More)
# Beware!

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 28 Mar 2016, 10:10, More)
# POPulation explosion.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Mar 2016, 13:51, More)
# Maximum Fluff

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:37, More)
# U Can't Believe This!

(AdrianJ, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 18:08, More)
# The Bond Patella Insect Devourer?

(AdrianJ, Mon 28 Mar 2016, 23:03, More)
# Pandas are actually Koalas who arrived in China on a gap year in 1988 and never fucked off.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:43, More)
# contrary to popular belief, dinosaurs didn't die out in sweden
they make great pets, and can be trained to protect vulnerable single women. they can be calmed by listening to abba and enjoy profiteroles and belly rubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:31, More)
# dial-up dickweeds

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 25 Mar 2016, 15:25, More)
# As pork and frogs hold opposite charges, a piglet can be reset if held too close to a frog.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 20:03, More)
# dogs are racists

(pastry, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 16:19, More)
# Whales love sunbathing, but are too lazy to get back in the sea.

(pastry, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 11:30, More)
# To counter a decreased labido in aging males
female giraffes often wear stockings to encourage sexy time

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:56, More)
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