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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
not quite sure if i have got the hang of rhyming slang yet...
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buckets, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)
The Pope's school visits...
... always drew a large Girls Aloud.
(crowd)
First anim attempt (using Animation Shop 2). Can anyone tell me what happened? It's gone all yucky!! :-(
edit: FIXED IT!! Thanks people! Have a good weekend 'n' all that.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:16, More)
Mountain pike
Mountain bike....Pike
Pike....Mountain bike
Which way round matters not.
click for biggy
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:58, More)
Vladimir Ashkenazy...
...Khazi!
[He's a famous conductor you uncultured wonks!]
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:42, More)
Lula's career took an unexpected nosedive when she accidentally loosed a "Tony" in a punter's face
edit: Mitigating factors:
a) done on gimp
b) picture of lady found using "fart" as search word - did not set out to do a picture of a stripper farting in a punter's face.
c) have to keep alt-tabbing like a man with a strange form of St Vitas' Dance.
d) my beer gland has deflated and needs replenishing
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:33, More)
For those who pronounce B3ta as Bay-ta:
Pair of punts...
...it's "Beeeta" you cnuts
[edit] oh dear, I appear to have started a small war on the board
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:25, More)
Bruce Lees
NSFW?
Not sure about the nsfw but better be safe
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:05, More)
Otter and Chips
Errmm... Photoshop Tips?
Bit Lame. First post. Sorry.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
Flying ham...
Uncle Sam
Pigs will fly when I make a political joke...
First compo entry, be gentle with me, you know, etc.
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Whillow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
new cockney rhyming slang
Mine-handed Llama-pillow;
= Nine-banded armadillo.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
Although he wouldn't admit it...
all his friends knew Trevor had a pretty bad b3ta FAQ habit...
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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:35, More)
A furtive steal...
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:32, More)
New Cockney Rhyming Slang (This challenge is now closed)Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
not quite sure if i have got the hang of rhyming slang yet...
(
buckets, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)
The Pope's school visits...
... always drew a large Girls Aloud.
(crowd)
First anim attempt (using Animation Shop 2). Can anyone tell me what happened? It's gone all yucky!! :-(
edit: FIXED IT!! Thanks people! Have a good weekend 'n' all that.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:16, More)
Mountain pike
Mountain bike....Pike
Pike....Mountain bike
Which way round matters not.
click for biggy
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:58, More)
Vladimir Ashkenazy...
...Khazi!
[He's a famous conductor you uncultured wonks!]
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:42, More)
Lula's career took an unexpected nosedive when she accidentally loosed a "Tony" in a punter's face
edit: Mitigating factors:
a) done on gimp
b) picture of lady found using "fart" as search word - did not set out to do a picture of a stripper farting in a punter's face.
c) have to keep alt-tabbing like a man with a strange form of St Vitas' Dance.
d) my beer gland has deflated and needs replenishing
(
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:33, More)
For those who pronounce B3ta as Bay-ta:
Pair of punts...
...it's "Beeeta" you cnuts
[edit] oh dear, I appear to have started a small war on the board
(
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:25, More)
Bruce Lees
NSFW?
Not sure about the nsfw but better be safe
(
Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:05, More)
Otter and Chips
Errmm... Photoshop Tips?
Bit Lame. First post. Sorry.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
Flying ham...
Uncle Sam
Pigs will fly when I make a political joke...
First compo entry, be gentle with me, you know, etc.
(
Whillow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
new cockney rhyming slang
Mine-handed Llama-pillow;
= Nine-banded armadillo.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)
Although he wouldn't admit it...
all his friends knew Trevor had a pretty bad b3ta FAQ habit...
(
JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:35, More)
A furtive steal...
(
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:32, More)