Hello, we're cockneys..

( Darryn.R, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 9:26, More)

some sliming wrang ...

hello
(dagnabbit, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 1:03, More)

"Coming out tonight Gaz?"
"Nah, I'm"...



inspiration as hummused by ape.
( _null_, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 23:58, More)

Look at the Jarvis Cockers on that!

(chegosaurus sucks at b3ta, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 22:26, More)

First Timer....
....so please be gentle with me. Thought I'd start my b3ta career by using a hopelessly overdone cliche for the cockerney rhyming slang compo.


Thx to Sargent for the inspiration, hope I'm not re-visiting boring ground etc....
(And if the pic doesn't work I'll cry)
(Harry The Pig, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:23, More)

Pissed off
i'm fed up, my geforce 4 card is f**k ed up
so i'm stuck with all this fast computery stuff
and a geforce 2.i can't be arsed to even install potatoshop so i'm using txt insted.

_0_
o
{ } it's george bush having a brace and bit.
(shorty, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:13, More)

i hate cockney rhyming slang

(irate incorpohated, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:12, More)

Len's Kitten

Just about acceptable. Just about rhymes.
( MrSparky, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 19:09, More)

Thats the good stuff

(Goodie, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 18:38, More)

It's all in the pronunciation...


First posting. Hope it works.
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 18:22, More)

Why, Why did you kill kitty?

Why, Isn't that a pitty?
( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 17:46, More)

I have unnatural feelings towards no hands kitten.
Is that so wrong?



Actually, yes. It is. Shit.

There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
(swall, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:07, More)

No hands kittens...


Lovely warm mittens!

There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
(swall, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:01, More)

Turin Brakes...

cakes!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:40, More)

Dont look kids


The Perkins got more than they bargained for when they went to watch the Embasy Snooker Finals!!
(whoremoan, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:25, More)

Mandy Dingles = Pringles
www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAAARCfaLGbURLaQ3yBWkuErBGVaitB3haR2e*PHS5IFyNoxTtnA$$~4AAAAAAASEfSyvfNUdsk0QJ6eqbd7E8plfRg51QKxlM3A$
( Furness, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:43, More)

.


Hope you get it :) (EDIT: it should animate. $hummus--)
( uberphil, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:03, More)

Cor Blimey!
E ran up the apples n pears, my son, to get to the pesky midge, and turn around to av a barney wiv the giant Pacman. Ava pallaver.



reinvention
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)

Scrotum and eyes... big mac and fries...

"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"

Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)
( eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, More)

Cor Blimey Guvnor! You seen one of them...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:49, More)