G'dayvening

( mozza, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:34, More)

night night, sleep tight...........

( Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:17, More)

Here comes the choo-choo train through the tunnel




sick sad world
(previously on the west wing, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:34, More)

The bad men come out at night

(RandomMandela hellow, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:29, More)

apparently, if you don't stop doing it...

might explain why i wear glasses, anyway
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:20, More)

...
When i used to babysit my litle borther my mum would tell me (in front of my brother), 'If he is naughty, phone father christmas and tell him not to bring him any toys'. it actually worked, all i would to to make him behave was to pick up the phone, dial anything and fake a conversation with santa.


(RandomMandela hellow, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, More)

Mum always said she'd sell my toys

edit// compo'd
( SolidGoldChimp, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:11, More)

my house is safe, my folks are prepared

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:58, More)

Blame your kids for the weather!


Which explains why they don't have enough rain in Africa. They always eat up!
( RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:47, More)

Don't pick your nose or your LEG will FALL OFF!

( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:22, More)

Don't use naughty words, or else BUTTERFLIES will steal your HAIR!!!!!!!!!!


Did only my mum say this?
( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:00, More)

Rex Died.

(Bobbykins, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:30, More)

Ah, the simple days, when if you wanted something enough it would come true

( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:06, More)

if you undo your bellybutton
your bum falls off



edit: ok it was cheap and quick cuz my boss is a canuté
( robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, More)

"You'd forget your own head if it weren't screwed on."


the GIMP is all teh difficult to use. But it's all I have.
( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:20, More)

quick, cheap and unfluffeh
shwt i tell the lil un - when u naughty, GO TO THE NAUGHTY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!
paintbrush is easier and dirtier than teh photoshop and teh GIMP
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, More)

hahahaha
( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:30, More)

( johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:18, More)

Food or Beauty Product?


redexed? part 1 | 2
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:56, More)

neh

I was always naughty. I never went to Alton Towers. sniff
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:37, More)