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what if the things grown-ups tell kids were true?

Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.

(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
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# Think about it

edit: changed for clarification as requested by abandonnship
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:40, More)
# A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

(Nu Media, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:39, More)
# Oh how things have changed...
or perhaps not.

"You'll get rectangluar eyes!" doesn't sound quite so good.
(ToXik-yogHurt, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:26, More)
# It's a boy!



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:24, More)
# Hmmm maybe mum knew more than she let on............

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:23, More)
# "Go to university and you'll have no trouble getting a job"


Hang on. This doesn't really fit into the competition. Well, have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:59, More)
# It shouldn't happen to a House Doctor...

(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:24, More)
# Mrs T warns her errant daughter...


Ok - i might have got the compo title a bit arse about titmuss, but you get the idea.
(big-ol - The Hammer-mator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
# The poor kid only ate one apple seed...
Apple Kid

...and Mom warned him what would happen!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:56, More)
# variation on a common theme

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:42, More)
# Maybe Been Done
but what the heck...


Edit : edited for slow readers
(The Lovely Debbie McGee (You'll like me....but not a lot.), Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:41, More)
# huh?
Linky
(RobOfTheUnderground, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:23, More)
# i swear im getting worse at shopping

(RobOfTheUnderground, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:14, More)
# the biggest myth of all

(RobOfTheUnderground, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:51, More)
# feeding readybrek to the cat
will turn it into a dog*

* may not actually be what my mum told me
site | t shirts

(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:46, More)
# spinach makes you strong, hey?

(RobOfTheUnderground, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:26, More)
# and an entry from Shirley Bin-Dunn

(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:07, More)
# I'm pretty certain this is true...
Pets in Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Sydney Bintstow, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 12:55, More)
# A quick one

(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 11:09, More)
# RARRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 10:59, More)
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