SOrry for the focusing (my new digi carema is going to have to go back to the shop)

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:22, More)

I tried to upload through IE, but the same problem:


( Paul., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:20, More)

Sponge cock dice pants


I really don't have many resources in my office.
Sorry gang.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08, More)

ummm
made ages ago to help someone who's toolbar had inexplicably disappeared never to return.



I've been waiting for an excuse to post this here for 8 months. Hardly worth it was it?
( jentulman carnt spel, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, More)

Roddy or not?
This is my perception of Rod Stewart


Click for bigger (84KB)
(Jamesy, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, More)

My calendar
Made of paper and camera and me. I was bored.

(I had to use scissors to cut the paper to size, and I had to glue my camera tripod back together, so it's OK isn't it?)


Click screenshot for live action!
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, More)

This one's not funny, but I think it's cute


This one really was done with scissors and glue. It's an illustration for a kids book I wrote for a class.

Edit: Curious? This is my interpretation of the wild Quaker Parakeet flock in Hyde Park (the Chicago version, not the original).
(rainhadotexugo <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:37, More)

I can't compete with my lady's norkage,
but have some faeces faces made with Yahtzee:








( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:21, More)

pea rost





( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:07, More)

The buggers steal my money!


Apologies for lack of scissors. And glue.

Edit: Resized for less internet breakage
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 21:13, More)

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:38, More)

's right

have this redance for compo
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:47, More)

( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:38, More)

thus:

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:21, More)

I was bored....
And decided to spong the dog for t'challenge


(Joose2001, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:41, More)

hitler jn


Click for bigger (81KB)

1 grandson and black tape et voila
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:52, More)

right, you're all bored of this by now, but I've bloody finished it, so you have to see it all over again.
This is probably because I am a cunt, but I did use scissors in making it, as you can see from the black and white.


Click here for full story including food preparation, recipe ideas and associated gore.

I am fully prepared to be shouted at for this and, in some circumstances, I suppose that this could be considered to be NSFW.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, More)

Fresh: Today's NOTW sunday-shitemag
Longtime reader; 2nd time poster.

(projectmike, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 17:17, More)

Pub Banter
B3ta night out in edinburgh a few years back possibly 4. my mate aaron drank a shot of piss that night. oww the fun we had!

(D-Fenz holy hamburgers!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 2:24, More)

Er, not sure if this is worth the post...
But I *had* to use those pipecleaners somehow, even if I couldn't fit the glittery ones on.

This ladies and gentlies is the Pearoast Peacock. Everytime you re- a post one of these little scary dudes pops into existence and starts to track you down, to finally find you and *hilariously* pluck out your eyebrows whilst you sleep.


Oh, and murder your family. Enjoy.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:17, More)