This one's not funny, but I think it's cute


This one really was done with scissors and glue. It's an illustration for a kids book I wrote for a class.

Edit: Curious? This is my interpretation of the wild Quaker Parakeet flock in Hyde Park (the Chicago version, not the original).
(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:37, More)

I can't compete with my lady's norkage,
but have some faeces faces made with Yahtzee:








( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:21, More)

pea rost





( CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:07, More)

The buggers steal my money!


Apologies for lack of scissors. And glue.

Edit: Resized for less internet breakage
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 21:13, More)

's right

have this redance for compo
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:47, More)

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:38, More)

thus:

( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:21, More)

I was bored....
And decided to spong the dog for t'challenge


(Joose2001, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:41, More)

hitler jn


Click for bigger (81KB)

1 grandson and black tape et voila
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:52, More)

right, you're all bored of this by now, but I've bloody finished it, so you have to see it all over again.
This is probably because I am a cunt, but I did use scissors in making it, as you can see from the black and white.


Click here for full story including food preparation, recipe ideas and associated gore.

I am fully prepared to be shouted at for this and, in some circumstances, I suppose that this could be considered to be NSFW.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, More)

Fresh: Today's NOTW sunday-shitemag
Longtime reader; 2nd time poster.

(projectmike, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 17:17, More)

Pub Banter
B3ta night out in edinburgh a few years back possibly 4. my mate aaron drank a shot of piss that night. oww the fun we had!

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 2:24, More)

Er, not sure if this is worth the post...
But I *had* to use those pipecleaners somehow, even if I couldn't fit the glittery ones on.

This ladies and gentlies is the Pearoast Peacock. Everytime you re- a post one of these little scary dudes pops into existence and starts to track you down, to finally find you and *hilariously* pluck out your eyebrows whilst you sleep.


Oh, and murder your family. Enjoy.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:17, More)

Irresponsible baby photo ^_^


Younger brother in klansmen mask...



Bugs life character in klansmen mask =]
(Tyraen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, More)

lol i just drew a cok on ma face lol

( mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:58, More)

Not worth it's own thread
but I did the Valentines thing properly.

fortunately gf is a b3tan.
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:09, More)

Gitbod

"Don't fret!"
Edit: I don't have much to play with, I'm all packed for my move.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:35, More)

I was going to do my usual Square headed stick people...
Then I had an idea:


( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 21:19, More)

i made this earlier

now what to do with him next (he's sitting on my monitor?)
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:35, More)

Every morning I walk past this
example of good old fashioned cut and paste.



Nice isn't it?




Lets take a closer look


( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:49, More)