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completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
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# pretty useless imo

(Mr Chicken, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:12, More)
# The GOOSE HITTER!

edit: Yeah, even though it's my own thing, I keep reading it as goose hitler too. woo, I suppose.
Nuvva edit: go to www.idiotcorporation.co.nr by the way.
(Not Mr Idiot Go to the amazing www.idiotcorporation.co.nr, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:29, More)
# Hmmm...


Ok, so maybe this Iranian kid doesn't think that they are too useless.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:20, More)
# Musta bindun!


Didn't really need to shop it much to make my point, did I?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:06, More)
# Not strictly an invention, but hopefully in the spirit


I am so surprised this hasnt been done! Anyway, if you click on Trevor, then you will be regaled with s slightly NSFW animated version giving more options to the same theme.
(AusMark, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:01, More)
# sorry if this is

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:12, More)
# Perhaps you like him better on a seatless pogo ?

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:33, More)
# Pocket Hole

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:27, More)
# For when your clothes are just not tasty enough...
It melts on your clothes, not in your cupboard!

(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:58, More)
# Kinder, but less effective, than Donkey-hammers....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:51, More)
# remember him....

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:14, More)
# also just because

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:45, More)
# nazi kippah? Fuckin' useless...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:41, More)
# Basically worthless now
Sorry, I don't do photoshop so this is the best I can do.

edit: I was gonna have a compound interest calculator that just said 'FUCK ALL' but apparently that's just a normal calculator.


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It's my first recession! Can't wait!
(europe-who, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:50, More)
# Filthy, Rich and...

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:44, More)
# Continuing a theme...

just click this.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:27, More)
# Soap star hot beverage snack secretion solutions.


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(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:07, More)
# quickie compost

*not out now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:52, More)
# YOU WILL BELIEVE !!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:58, More)
# hmm

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:33, More)
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