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The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
Its fast, efficient and rather reasonably priced
.. and most likely bindun, but I didn't see it yet
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xandmi, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:52, More)
Hah :D
That sure is a mean pinball.
PS: Mind if I dump a quickie here?
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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, More)
Can I whack this here? Doesn't deserve its own thread.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, More)
From the people who brought you "BretelsBroek" We introduce...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, More)
Beautification for your cock.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:43, More)
Hahah eh?
Anyway, the image below gave me an idea...
Although it seems you CAN get nicotine inhalers! (I didn't know)
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, More)
Meet Mike, he swims like a fish...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:56, More)
Rubber stamping quackery since 2009
Just £45 per year gives your pre-bronze age mumbo-jumbo the comforting veneer of Government approval*, virtually indistinguishable from "real evidence" to the untrained eye.
* Actual approval levels may vary from zero to sod all.
** Sorry, this isn't actually my invention, and it's more actively dangerous than just useless, but I had to vent my spleen somewhere since the BBC don't have a Have Your Say page on this yet. Grrr.
For those of you who haven't watched the news this morning, CNHC is a new government body that approves Supplementary, Complementary and Alternative Medicine (SCAM) practitioners. But, approval is not based on basic common sense: evidence of effectiveness or safety. Instead, it is based on whether they are adequately "trained" by other SCAM artists, and have insurance. For your £45 a year, you get a lovely "Government Approved" certificate that you can use to lend legitimacy to your hand-wavy untested rubbish business, and bilk more money out of the ignorant. So, eminently qualified for this competition.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:32, More)
Completely fucking useless shit (This challenge is now closed)The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)Pages: 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)
Its fast, efficient and rather reasonably priced
.. and most likely bindun, but I didn't see it yet
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xandmi, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:52, More)
Hah :D
That sure is a mean pinball.
PS: Mind if I dump a quickie here?
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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, More)
Can I whack this here? Doesn't deserve its own thread.
(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, More)
From the people who brought you "BretelsBroek" We introduce...
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, More)
Beautification for your cock.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:43, More)
Hahah eh?
Anyway, the image below gave me an idea...
Although it seems you CAN get nicotine inhalers! (I didn't know)
(
Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, More)
Meet Mike, he swims like a fish...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:56, More)
Rubber stamping quackery since 2009
Just £45 per year gives your pre-bronze age mumbo-jumbo the comforting veneer of Government approval*, virtually indistinguishable from "real evidence" to the untrained eye.
* Actual approval levels may vary from zero to sod all.
** Sorry, this isn't actually my invention, and it's more actively dangerous than just useless, but I had to vent my spleen somewhere since the BBC don't have a Have Your Say page on this yet. Grrr.
For those of you who haven't watched the news this morning, CNHC is a new government body that approves Supplementary, Complementary and Alternative Medicine (SCAM) practitioners. But, approval is not based on basic common sense: evidence of effectiveness or safety. Instead, it is based on whether they are adequately "trained" by other SCAM artists, and have insurance. For your £45 a year, you get a lovely "Government Approved" certificate that you can use to lend legitimacy to your hand-wavy untested rubbish business, and bilk more money out of the ignorant. So, eminently qualified for this competition.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:32, More)
