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This is a normal post Does anybody actually care for Eurovision?
It looks to me like a one-upping contest of ridiculousness passed up as a music.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's musical pantomime of the silliest sort
Maybe Christopher Biggins should give it a go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts up hand shamefully*
I know it's shit and ridiculous, but this is why I love it so. And as to the OP, Verka was robbed that year.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christopher biggins was

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You shut your fucking mouth, you CUNT I WILL STAB YOUR UGLY FACE OFF
Eurovision is EXCELLENT entertainment and Verka Serduchka (above) is a personal recent fave, closely followed by Winny Puhh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are dead to me

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I interrest you inthis?
www.amazon.com/Philips-HeartStart-Home-Defibrillator-AED/dp/B00064CED6

If you act fast, he'll be alive to you.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks away*

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah come one now. That performance had everything:
Catchy, nonsensical pop; a dirty, dirty bassline, pointless key changes and a sequined drag queen clutching her tit in mock pain.
What's *not* to love?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of which seem like reasons not to watch it to me

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post © Kevin O'Leary

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter
Stereotype-Reinforcer Extraordinaire.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
or maybe there's room for über-kitsch in the many different types of music I like.
/actually turned off this album to listen to Verka.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is quite different to Verka

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I've meant, care as a MUSIC contest.
I can understand silly entertainment :)
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Fears*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post William Bennett of Whitehouse/Cut Hands has been tweeting most enthusiastically about Eurovision this year.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for him/I don't believe you.
I do own a bit of Whitehouse, inc a limited double vinyl album. It's a wee bit difficult.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post * Investigates *
My facking ears!!!!

Edit: They seem to have mellowed out in later years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, that's practically S Club.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's true!
@williambennett
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2015, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fun to drink to.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 22 May 2015, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this
Its a brilliant drinking game.

KEYCHANGE! (Take a shot)
Borderline racist cliche about homeland in intro film (Two fingers of beer)
etc. etc.

Getting a country from a hat allows you and your "mates" to play a scoring based drinking game for the last bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the FA cup for bummers.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
that's the FA cup.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:01, , Reply)