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This is a link post If we walked like we drove I made this!
Forget road rage. Pavement rage is alive and well in Britain today.

Take a look (SCREAMS AT OLD LADY)
(AOEComedy, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post opens popcorn....

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 11 Aug 2015, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pushes erection through base of container and into popcorn*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pours on scalding hot butter

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 11 Aug 2015, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post and I'm spent

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hello marketing person

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Aug 2015, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Muh.

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guh.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was shit!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit?
"Unzips. Looks for anything but the cunt"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spamcunt
Cuntyspam
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, swearing automatically makes any hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember kids
swearing is big, and it is clever.

nicked from Viz iirc
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello AOEComedy
Known about b3ta long?
You've clearly got a good thing going on there, but perhaps you need to research where you're posting it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post (I liked that)
*sobs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Pats shoulder"
"Inserts finger"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That won't even touch the sides...

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Goes to the shops"
"Buys biggest pineapple he can find"
- Better?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Death by mao mao!

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do mao mao to you...
...and you shout "More more"...
Leaving your captors somewhat perplex.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's with all the hate up there^ ?
Did I miss a memo?

I thought it was rather amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^also enjoys "Mrs Brown's Boys"
and fingering kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post How very dare you, that's libellous that is!
I have never in my life watched more than 30 seconds of Mrs. Brown's boys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post if we drove like we posted?

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A deliciously warm welcome
Stop it you guys, you're too kind. We can't always expect friends to always help spread the word on our behalf. So we joined. And we couldn't post before today.

I baked cookies for you all as a hello.

And thank you for the kind words from some of you. Genuinely didn't mean to spam/troll/be a cunt (hence the one post so far).
 (AOEComedy, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post AHA
Interaction is how to remove one's "Spamcunt" badge.
Welcome, and If I were you, I would not touch the bowl of peanuts.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've completed level 1.
Now for level 2. You have to post it here
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's evil mate.
Imagine if he did. Poor sod might never be the same.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell fibs.
Everyone knows it's the best place to get exposure for your projects on b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are right about exposure
But you forgot the "indecent" part.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah, a response
keep at it, join in, comment on other peoples videos and before long you'll have a fanclub eager to see your next video.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will do!
Cheers for the advice - it's definitely our intention to join in here and not just pop up once a week to self-promote like, I dunno, a spamcunt.
 (AOEComedy, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...definitely OUR intention...
Rather old fruit, are the farts that shop at Harrods with dad's VISA into the whole internet thing.
Dreadful, what will the wine comity at the Club think of this!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "committee"
I would have said "committee, you stupid cunt" but since you're both entertaining and French I'll let it slide.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dreadfull
My autocorrect did an Americanism, the bastard.
BTW: www.theguardian.com/world/2007/jan/15/france.eu
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the Kingdom!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorrweee
The sketch of his I posted the other week got a positive response… And I ain't his promotional mistress, so told him to join. :( Oh Sam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YERlLm8ZonY
 (woahbot WHOA!, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well I liked it...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post how many cookies did you fit up your arse?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, I thought it was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm
Mildly amusing. But this is totally counterbalanced by the use of 'comedy' in your name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen something like this a whilke ago
on the telly as an advert or suchlike. That one was better.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post AOE?
Accident Or Emergency?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Accidental Oil Enema"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any Old Effluent

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post All Orifices Enter-able?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anus Offal Emporium

(Melatonin, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aloe Vera

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post love it!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 13:54, , Reply)