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This is a link post Government site that gives you the M.O.T results of any cat.
No lols but bloody useful.
Just saved me from buying a lemon with a huge list of advisories.

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Fucksocks.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cats have chips but have never been MoTed.
How old does a cat have to be before it has to do an MoT.
I know my dog would fail due to his exhaust system
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Cats fat end has gone
Would it still be covered?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole lots going to have to come out
you've had some right cowboy in here and no mistake
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat, Scum, has just passed his MOT
He did go a bit lacerating-talons-of-fury when they plugged in the diagnostic reader, mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah shit
Looks like mine's up. Normally I get a reminder or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Our cat was diagnosed with a loose bottom end and also with failing the compassion test
Best thing to do was to chop him in for a different model with a lower CaC score
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat Seth passed
but he wasn't happy with the emissions probe up his starfish.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one I was considering has
already used up 8 of its 9 lives.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should try webuyanycat.com

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I checked that in 2012 before buying a car
just sayin'
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The vets refused to give my cat his recent annual booster because four of them couldn't even get a towel over him.
Four people: That's one leg each. ffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post same here, but this was a blood test.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently my cat's never even had an MOT!
I'm playing hell with the vets tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just checked my previous cars
Pleased to see that the last one is still running, with 115k on as of Sept last year and no advisories other than tyres.

Frankly though, I'm shocked to find that my first car was still on the road until December last year, although it sounds like it was on its last legs:

Reason(s) for failure
Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
nearside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
Advisory notice item(s)
excess travel footbrake
offside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
nearside door mirror missing
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sold my last car to a cunt.
I said to him "I know it needs some stuff doing. If you wait a week, I'll get a new MOT put on it."

Instead, he was being really pissy. I told him that if he wants, it can be sold as seen, and he can be responsible for any work.

He took me up on that. Below is the report from a month later.

Reason(s) for failure
nearside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
offside front Windscreen wiper not operating over a large enough area to give an adequate view (8.2.1c)
offside front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
Advisory notice item(s)
nearside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
nearside rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
offside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:27, , Reply)